Horror - 2000s, a list by Jason Stypick

3.1

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20

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62

/3/

A bunch of zombies that are used by the government to fight in a major war in the near future get launched into space. The space shuttle gets caught in a time warp and returns to Earth in the present day. Naturally, the zombies get loose and terrorize a motley assortment of folks who are trapped inside a high school.

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5.6

/70/

15

/2/

25

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Bob Parkinson, the conservative patriarch of a suburban family, thinks he's a nice guy. After a brain operation, however, his latent prejudices turn into vivid experiences in his own home and his life becomes an increasingly horrifying nightmare eventually prompting a personal transformation... or not.

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4.3

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45

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22

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45

A grizzly bear escapes from a wildlife park and leaves a trail of destruction through the mountain village of Pine Lake. After sixteen-year-old Josh is accused of having released the bear, he goes after it.

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4.6

/60/

41

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45

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A sequel to Cannibal Doctor. Misty Mundae plays her own sister who is tenderized, tickled, massaged, oiled and cooked for the dining pleasure of the mad doctor and his wife.

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3.2

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57

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23

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Another de Sade hommage by Jess Franco. It was original credited as "Helter Skelter Part One: Pleasure and Pain" but were never followed by a sequel.

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6.4

/30/

20

/1/

35

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Hosted by Christopher Lee, this documentary examines the different actors who have portrayed Dracula over the years.

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4.2

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20

/2/

50

/2/

Plagued by endless visions and nightmares, Jenny Adams suspects that, as a child, she was responsible for the brutal murder of her own mother.

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3.6

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30

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36

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54

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Is the legend of Chupacabran (roughly translated to getsugare) true? Or is it just folklore? Or a madman in latex suit? When Maria Esperanza's uncle and his goats are assaulted and killed, she collects together a team of crypto zoology student and a Marine to unravel the mystery once and for all

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3.5

/144/

20

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60

/1/

A group of people are trapped inside a stagecoach station under attack by spirits.

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5.6

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45

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70

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"In the mid-Seventies, I was working as a projectionist for this crummy movie theatre in downtown LA. The owner owed me six weeks back wages and when I ask him for the money, the scumbag has the gall to inform me that I'm getting laid off Christmas week. If he'd known my reputation for mischief, he might have thought twice about it. On my last day of work, I had to project a Christmas matinee for kids. Before the main feature, I added an unannounced opener to the program called "Satan Claus". I fled the theatre right after my film ended but I heard the owner had to refund the entire box office. Even then, several outraged parents filed a lawsuit against the theatre. Merry Christmas, you cheap bastard!" - J.X. Williams

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7.0

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65

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70

/5/

Host Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, satisfies the yearnings of viewers with a taste for terror in this one-hour special devoted to movies' ultimate bad girls. From witches to vampires, female monsters and robots to women possessed and women from outer space, Bride Of Monster Mania unearths dazzling film footage, rare photos and exclusive interviews to pay homage to the scream sirens who have succeeded in seducing moviegoers for decades.

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5.5

/139/

20

/1/

75

/4/

14

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Fed up with their college classmates' repeated attempts to make them feel like outsiders, Gary (Gary Moreline) and Tom (Tom Woodman) stage the ultimate act of rebellion by launching a strange series of practical jokes on the last day of fall term and capturing everything they do on camera. Neil, Lea and John Heather -- three-fourths of the creative team of siblings known as the Heather Brothers -- direct this black comedy with considerable bite.

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3.3

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30

/3/

36

/3/

6

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A man, confined to a room across from a drive-in theater showing only horror movies, escapes and goes on a killing rampage.

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3.4

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43

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40

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2.9

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The fifth sequel of the self-proclamed "first true shockumentary" series, dealing mostly with real life graphic violence and its aftermath caught on video.

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4.4

/33/

20

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10

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Benny finally decides to quit his drug dealing business. Unfortunately the electric cord strangler is still on the loose, planning to kill Benny and everyone close to him.

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3.4

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12

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25

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Some kids go to an old Haunted House attraction to learn about Fear and participate in a study. Once there, some crazy killer starts taking them out.

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8.1

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20

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30

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Witness the horror as an ordinary man is transformed into a horrific demon possessed with the urge the kill! Nothing can stop him as a ruler of an army of the undead. Will Steve end up being the end of all mankind, or does Earth have one last hope?

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6.2

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45

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42

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The violent hallucinations of an incarcerated psychiatric patient.

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6.0

/8/

45

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Detective John Waddington investigates the murder of aging starlet Sabrina Morgan by what eyewitnesses describe as a werewolf. With the help of Studio Security Officer Holbrook Detective Waddington rounds up the suspects, pieces together their stories and ultimately discovers what really happened to Sabrina Morgan on that dark and foggy night.

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8.1

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45

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80

/1/

The titular duo, tasked with intercepting a monstrous robot set to destroy their town, quarrel until they lose their vehicle's fuel: a live hamster.

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3.3

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20

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20

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Homicidal meth dealers murder a deaf-mute; his nutbar sister turns to the supernatural for revenge.

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3.8

/8/

20

/1/

Fourth part of the 'Facez of Death 2000'-series.

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4.2

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33

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20

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When two campers on a peaceful weekend excursion are suddenly confronted, harassed, and molested by a pack of heavily armed outdoorsman, a brutal series of events ensues. A struggle for survival and sanity drives the surviving victim into a bloody vendetta of rage. The hunters become the hunted in a malicious game of cat and mouse.

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6.1

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20

/1/

20

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A devious worker manages to trick a dim-witted security guard into letting her sneak out a small quantity of an unknown substance. The woman takes the vial to a remote warehouse, but she is brutally murdered by an unseen menace before she is able to receive payment for her pilfering! Next up we meet the likely body count material and massacre applicants at a Los Angeles ‘talent’ show.

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5.0

/19/

15

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Just when it looks like the entire campus will be taken over by a gang of sexy vampires, the slayer Cindy returns. Posing as a sorority leader, she hazes a house full of beautiful pledges while trying to sniff out the head of the vampires. Fighting by her side is Sue and Sue isn't just a short-skirted vampire-venging vivacious vixen (though she is that). She can throw a powerful punch and a crazy karate kick.

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4.8

/69/

20

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10

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Undead serial killer Joel Winter launches a violent crusade against vampires.

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3.2

/71/

20

/1/

10

/2/

FBI Agent Beck has sent in his best man Agent Brach into the underground sewers of the Nevada desert to bust a family of cannibals. What he soon discovers in a world of flesh and bones, that there is more to their investigation than MEATS the EYE. In the tradition of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Writer/Director Ron Atkins brings us a new vision of the macabre, combining dark humor with intense and horrific sequences served up to satisfy the hunger of true horror fans. Prepare to Eat The Rich because an empty stomach is a poor stomach.

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5.0

/111/

20

/1/

47

/3/

A dark supernatural force is unleashed, spoiling a weekend trip.

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5.8

/12/

Mary is convinced that her husband Henry is trying to kill her! For the last few days he changed a lot and became aggressive, shouting obscenities and menacing her. Mary found comfort in the hands of Carl, the husband of her friend Dolores who happens to be out on vacation. After Henry leaves for god knows where, Mary calls Carl and asks him to come by, which he agreed to do as he was aware that she is frightened. A few minutes later the door bell rings but its not Carl but his wife Dolores. It looks like she decided to come back sooner...

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5.0

/65/

The world's most hideous 100% REAL DEATH series is back, and the third time's the charm!

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6.0

/19/

After a horse race a girl is tortured until the location of the winning ticket is revealed.

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5.9

/72/

20

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A horror comedy that spoofs the narcissistic film director whose delusional vision of her badly written three page treatment (a direct ripoff of The Blair Witch Project), pages she feels are enough to make a complete movie. The director immediately loses its star (Donna Mills) and has to step into the female lead role herself. Not an actor, a beauty, or even a very good director, she is forced to face her limits.

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4.1

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41

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53

/3/

Three friends decide to try to make S&M films but their distributor is unhappy with the product and drops them. Desperate for money, Max makes a deal to shoot a rare kind of film for a large amount of money—a snuff film. Afterwards, grisly things begin to happen to anyone involved.

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4.3

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28

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52

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Aliens masquerading as owners of a small town video store distribute tapes that cause anyone who watches them to pleasure themselves and whoever else is nearby.

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5.1

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47

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45

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Exercise your First Amendment Right to see this video! These are the shocking images the censors don't want you to see - and this tiem, we've saved the worst for last!

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4.5

/89/

13

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50

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A young couple agrees to stay in a house that sits in the middle of an area known for its high volume of electromagnetic waves. They must document everything that happens to them in the name of science, and determining the effects of the electromagnetic currents on them, and their surroundings

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4.9

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58

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49

/420/

2.2

/9139/

11

/64/

18

/338/

Metacritic

19

/19/

Set in the 22nd century, when a battered salvage ship sends out a distress signal, the seasoned crew of the rescue hospital ship Nova-17 responds. What they find is a black hole--that threatens to destroy both ships--and a mysterious survivor whose body quickly mutates into a monstrous and deadly form.

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4.8

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51

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49

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2.3

/6719/

22

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24

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Narrowly escaping death, outlaw Johnny Madrid goes on the run with the hangman's sensuous daughter Esmeralda by his side.

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5.2

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55

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53

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3.1

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63

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A group of college students break into an abandoned convent and become possessed by demonic spirits.

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4.9

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54

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55

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2.3

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18

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43

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Alex Corvis, a man wrongly executed for the murder of his girlfriend, returns from the dead and sets out to find the real killer.

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3.8

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27

/5/

36

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50

/10/

Impotent and unhappy middle-aged James Fhelleps goes murderously around the bend after an automobile accident claims the life of his beloved daughter Heather and turns his nagging wife Alice into a pathetic grotesquely disfigured cripple. James embarks on a savage killing spree, brutally butchering such low-life scum as hookers and drug dealers so he can reach Heather from the other side.

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6.8

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54

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3.4

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71

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72

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Metacritic

73

/24/

A series of urban legends take place around the life of a troubled man who is searching New York City for a mysterious stranger.

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6.0

/85/

15

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45

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The original king of "horrorcore" rap brings his gruesome antics to the screen in this raw and darkly humorous comedy horror effort that proves you are what you eat. Offering the twisted tale of a murderous gangsta plagued by a curse that forces him to eat what he kills, the homicidal thug soon takes a cue from Ed Gein and develops a curious taste for human flesh.

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4.1

/21/

15

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Two drug mules wait out their defecation.

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4.4

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52

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69

/21/

Eric Robinson wants to believe and experience that infinite love and warmth that near-death testimonies claim is on the other side of life. His colleague Marissa is on a crusade to alleviate the fear of death and suffering by proving that Heaven awaits everyone. In a moment of desperation, Eric faces an untimely death and discovers the reality of Hell – a place the Bible portrays – a Hell from which we must all avoid.

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4.0

/142/

23

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38

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A teenager creates a machine to raise the dead for a science experiment. Things go terribly wrong....

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4.3

/61/

26

/3/

20

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The Oddness Begins... What is it about that horror movie on channel 12? Why do so many women in this small town work for the same party entertainment service? What is the significance of their bubble baths? Why so much yogurt? Where did that eyeball come from? Who is Bob? Odd Noggins is a strange trip into a small town where nothing is quite what it seems to be.

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5.7

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61

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60

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2.9

/525755/

45

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