If Today Were a Movie..., a list by burnsr4

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4.3

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79

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/55/

3.5

age 15+

An aging Chinese immigrant is swept up in an insane adventure, where she alone can save what's important to her by connecting with the lives she could have led in other universes.

NEW

84

7.6

/93976/

75

/2763/

75

/1658/

4.1

/390213/

90

/70/

87

/1215/

89

/9/

4.0

Desperate to escape his mind-numbing routine, uptown Manhattan office worker Paul Hackett ventures downtown for a hookup with a mystery woman.

NEW

81

7.8

/633650/

79

/24105/

75

/9061/

4.0

/1130600/

92

/220/

93

/39175/

76

/35/

3.0

age 15+

Shaun lives a supremely uneventful life, which revolves around his girlfriend, his mother, and, above all, his local pub. This gentle routine is threatened when the dead return to life and make strenuous attempts to snack on ordinary Londoners.

84

7.7

/65052/

74

/1234/

73

/835/

3.9

/63214/

91

/55/

91

/2064/

93

/15/

4.0

age 7+

Rufus T. Firefly is named president/dictator of bankrupt Freedonia and declares war on neighboring Sylvania over the love of wealthy Mrs. Teasdale.

NEW

63

7.5

/316528/

75

/7939/

72

/4875/

3.8

/387318/

51

/71/

89

/20455/

41

/19/

1.0

age 18+

Raoul Duke and his attorney Dr. Gonzo drive a red convertible across the Mojave desert to Las Vegas with a suitcase full of drugs to cover a motorcycle race. As their consumption of drugs increases at an alarming rate, the stoned duo trash their hotel room and fear legal repercussions. Duke begins to drive back to L.A., but after an odd run-in with a cop, he returns to Sin City and continues his wild drug binge.

77

8.0

/902463/

79

/24545/

78

/13101/

4.0

/2061735/

88

/124/

80

/871660/

71

/21/

2.5

age 17+

After narrowly escaping a bizarre accident, a troubled teenager is plagued by visions of a large bunny rabbit that manipulates him to commit a series of crimes.

NEW

78

8.2

/929134/

80

/18290/

81

/13537/

4.1

/1314097/

86

/84/

93

/29697/

77

/22/

2.0

age 17+

In a near-future Britain, young Alexander DeLarge and his pals get their kicks beating and raping anyone they please. When not destroying the lives of others, Alex swoons to the music of Beethoven. The state, eager to crack down on juvenile crime, gives an incarcerated Alex the option to undergo an invasive procedure that'll rob him of all personal agency. In a time when conscience is a commodity, can Alex change his tune?

NEW

79

7.8

/220822/

78

/5451/

76

/3567/

4.1

/252500/

98

/63/

90

/7405/

84

/18/

2.0

age 17+

Low-level bureaucrat Sam Lowry escapes the monotony of his day-to-day life through a recurring daydream of himself as a virtuous hero saving a beautiful damsel. Investigating a case that led to the wrongful arrest and eventual death of an innocent man instead of wanted terrorist Harry Tuttle, he meets the woman from his daydream, and in trying to help her gets caught in a web of mistaken identities, mindless bureaucracy and lies.

NEW

54

5.9

/88217/

59

/6519/

60

/2399/

2.8

/375433/

73

/155/

39

/716/

64

/23/

1.0

age 15+

A young woman and her fiancé are in search of the perfect starter home. After following a mysterious real estate agent to a new housing development, the couple finds themselves trapped in a maze of identical houses and forced to raise an otherworldly child.

NEW

81

7.7

/109722/

78

/5395/

78

/2728/

4.1

/506923/

87

/94/

88

/4298/

81

/26/

MAL

8.0

/300256/

age 16+

When a machine that allows therapists to enter their patient's dreams is stolen, all hell breaks loose. Only a young female therapist can stop it and recover it before damage is done: Paprika.

NEW

72

6.5

/97846/

64

/5157/

61

/2073/

3.6

/282552/

91

/253/

68

/828/

83

/30/

3.0

age 18+

The Shadow Mountains, 1983. Red and Mandy lead a loving and peaceful existence; but when their pine-scented haven is savagely destroyed, Red is catapulted into a phantasmagoric journey filled with bloody vengeance and laced with fire.

NEW

83

7.6

/56263/

71

/1236/

73

/1379/

3.9

/125216/

100

/26/

85

/1343/

4.0

Un Chien Andalou is an European avant-garde surrealist film, a collaboration between director Luis Buñuel and Salvador Dali.

NEW

78

7.2

/141544/

71

/3588/

73

/2664/

3.8

/493650/

87

/84/

82

/4766/

87

/15/

age 16+

First-time father Henry Spencer tries to survive his industrial environment, his angry girlfriend, and the unbearable screams of his newly born mutant child.

NEW

85

7.9

/56801/

79

/1107/

79

/1050/

4.3

/169156/

100

/30/

91

/543/

82

/14/

A dying man in his forties recalls his childhood, his mother, the war and personal moments that tell of and juxtapose pivotal moments in Soviet history with daily life.

87

8.0

/139147/

80

/2615/

81

/2347/

4.4

/381093/

91

/58/

93

/1489/

86

/18/

4.0

A young nurse, Alma, is put in charge of Elisabeth Vogler: an actress who is seemingly healthy in all respects, but will not talk. As they spend time together, Alma speaks to Elisabeth constantly, never receiving any answer.

NEW

90

8.4

/25021/

81

/540/

82

/500/

4.5

/59770/

100

/33/

93

/343/

4.0

A vacationing entomologist suffers extreme physical and psychological trauma after being taken captive by the residents of a poor seaside village and made to live with a woman whose life task is shoveling sand for them.

77

7.2

/17295/

71

/501/

73

/409/

4.0

/136901/

88

/34/

81

/198/

Two teenage girls embark on a series of destructive pranks in which they consume and destroy the world around them.

84

7.9

/421539/

76

/10734/

78

/6802/

4.3

/1090053/

84

/264/

87

/10340/

87

/38/

4.0

age 18+

Blonde Betty Elms has only just arrived in Hollywood to become a movie star when she meets an enigmatic brunette with amnesia. Meanwhile, as the two set off to solve the second woman's identity, filmmaker Adam Kesher runs into ominous trouble while casting his latest project.

NEW

79

7.7

/51777/

75

/1334/

75

/986/

4.1

/145973/

84

/25/

88

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76

/11/

The Alchemist assembles together a group of people from all walks of life to represent the planets in the solar system. The occult adept's intention is to put his recruits through strange mystical rites and divest them of their worldly baggage before embarking on a trip to Lotus Island. There they ascend the Holy Mountain to displace the immortal gods who secretly rule the universe.

NEW

73

7.2

/111609/

71

/3684/

72

/2385/

3.9

/342287/

83

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80

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58

/6/

As the president of a trashy TV channel, Max Renn is desperate for new programming to attract viewers. When he happens upon "Videodrome," a TV show dedicated to gratuitous torture and punishment, Max sees a potential hit and broadcasts the show on his channel. However, after his girlfriend auditions for the show and never returns, Max investigates the truth behind Videodrome and discovers that the graphic violence may not be as fake as he thought.

85

7.7

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73

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74

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4.0

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98

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88

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93

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4.0

In Luis Buñuel’s deliciously satiric masterpiece, an upper-class sextet sits down to dinner but never eats, their attempts continually thwarted by a vaudevillian mixture of events both actual and imagined.

NEW

77

7.2

/38731/

74

/1658/

73

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4.0

/325571/

90

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78

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75

/12/

Hoping to find a sense of connection to her late mother, Gorgeous takes a trip with her friends to visit her aunt's ancestral house in the countryside. The girls soon discover that there is more to the old house than meets the eye.

NEW

77

6.8

/19897/

67

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68

/517/

3.8

/141074/

92

/92/

69

/112/

80

/14/

4.0

A figure known as "The Assassin" descends from the heavens into a nightmarish pit full of monsters, titans, and cruelty.

NEW

69

6.6

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65

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67

/1250/

3.4

/512863/

67

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71

/157/

63

/51/

3.5

age 17+

Following the sudden death of his mother, a mild-mannered but anxiety-ridden man confronts his darkest fears as he embarks on an epic odyssey back home.

75

6.8

/68017/

69

/1517/

69

/1209/

3.9

/163344/

72

/117/

75

/4265/

73

/25/

4.0

age 17+

When actress Nikki Grace gets the lead role in a cursed film, her world becomes more and more surreal, blending realities and ideas of infidelity, reincarnation, and supernatural forces.

NEW

69

6.5

/25460/

65

/1679/

68

/1040/

3.1

/105210/

88

/48/

68

/94/

68

/7/

3.0

A young couple is pushed to the limits of sanity as they attempt to be reunited amid the chaos of a pandemic outbreak. The streets erupt into violence and depravity, as those infected are driven to enact the most cruel and ghastly things imaginable.

NEW

54

6.3

/128136/

66

/6183/

67

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3.3

/451311/

29

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42

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39

/24/

2.5

age 17+

When a team of explorers ventures into the uncharted maze of bones that lies beneath the streets of Paris, they embark on a journey into madness and terror.

76

6.9

/93321/

70

/6066/

67

/1693/

3.7

/490821/

93

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70

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78

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3.5

age 17+

In an alternate present-day version of Oakland, black telemarketer Cassius Green discovers a magical key to professional success – which propels him into a macabre universe.

NEW

57

6.2

/120135/

64

/6109/

67

/2530/

3.1

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77

/179/

53

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51

/23/

1.0

age 16+

Madison is paralyzed by shocking visions of grisly murders, and her torment worsens as she discovers that these waking dreams are in fact terrifying realities with a mysterious tie to her past.

NEW

62

58

5.9

/5807/

61

/318/

61

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3.0

/13944/

79

/14/

57

/24/

age 17+

Hoping to find answers to her estranged father's mysterious illness, a young woman visits his old villa and uncovers a horrifying truth from the past.

NEW

73

6.9

/81161/

68

/2935/

66

/1498/

3.6

/76621/

89

/227/

69

/1053/

79

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3.0

age 17+

A thriller set in New York City during the winter of 1981, statistically one of the most violent years in the city's history, and centered on the lives of an immigrant and his family trying to expand their business and capitalize on opportunities as the rampant violence, decay, and corruption of the day drag them in and threaten to destroy all they have built.

NEW

84

8.4

/1209457/

81

/29684/

82

/18486/

4.2

/2865902/

84

/111/

93

/28526/

68

/26/

4.0

age 15+

Jack Torrance accepts a caretaker job at the Overlook Hotel, where he, along with his wife Wendy and their son Danny, must live isolated from the rest of the world for the winter. But they aren't prepared for the madness that lurks within.

NEW

63

6.5

/67449/

67

/951/

62

/685/

3.4

/40522/

63

/188/

75

/9923/

55

/40/

2.0

age 16+

A husband-and-wife team play detective, but not in the traditional sense. Instead, the happy duo helps others solve their existential issues, the kind that keep you up at night, wondering what it all means.

NEW

75

7.1

/206386/

70

/5025/

71

/3711/

3.8

/335311/

79

/209/

67

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81

/41/

3.5

age 17+

Two sisters find their already strained relationship challenged as a mysterious new planet threatens to collide with Earth.

NEW

65

7.0

/774423/

71

/34110/

68

/16161/

3.2

/924981/

67

/277/

72

/12235/

63

/46/

2.0

age 15+

Life for former United Nations investigator Gerry Lane and his family seems content. Suddenly, the world is plagued by a mysterious infection turning whole human populations into rampaging mindless zombies. After barely escaping the chaos, Lane is persuaded to go on a mission to investigate this disease. What follows is a perilous trek around the world where Lane must brave horrific dangers and long odds to find answers before human civilization falls.

NEW

68

48

7.0

/2434/

67

/48/

65

/71/

3.6

/6527/

Obsessed with a general's wife, a clergyman has strange visions of death and lust, struggling against his own eroticism.

NEW

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6.6

/97/

48

/4/

A girl in search of sailors lost in the Pacific.

NEW

73

62

7.3

/4425/

69

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69

/145/

3.7

/7428/

81

/460/

Stop-motion photography blends with extreme slow-motion in Clair's first and most 'dada' film, composed of a series of zany, interconnected scenes. We witness a rooftop chess match between Marcel Duchamp and Man Ray, a hearse pulled by a camel (and chased by its pallbearers) and a dizzying roller coaster finale. A film of contradictions and agreements.

85

7.7

/367441/

76

/9490/

74

/4646/

4.1

/477749/

94

/133/

87

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90

/36/

4.0

age 16+

One day at work, unsuccessful puppeteer Craig finds a portal into the head of actor John Malkovich. The portal soon becomes a passion for anybody who enters its mad and controlling world of overtaking another human body.

86

8.3

/1167607/

82

/27927/

80

/15941/

4.2

/3112609/

93

/256/

94

/46679/

89

/41/

3.5

age 16+

Joel Barish, heartbroken that his girlfriend underwent a procedure to erase him from her memory, decides to do the same. However, as he watches his memories of her fade away, he realises that he still loves her, and may be too late to correct his mistake.

NEW

77

7.5

/103681/

75

/2991/

75

/1539/

4.2

/260460/

69

/193/

71

/3839/

67

/34/

4.0

A theater director struggles with his work, and the women in his life, as he attempts to create a life-size replica of New York inside a warehouse as part of his new play.

NEW

78

7.2

/78259/

70

/3121/

71

/1783/

3.9

/150211/

92

/275/

71

/761/

88

/46/

3.5

age 18+

An inspirational speaker becomes reinvigorated after meeting a lively woman who shakes up his mundane existence.

NEW

70

6.5

/108133/

64

/4431/

65

/2119/

3.5

/492370/

82

/272/

50

/680/

78

/46/

3.5

age 15+

Nothing is as it seems when a woman experiencing misgivings about her new boyfriend joins him on a road trip to meet his parents at their remote farm.

NEW

76

6.8

/191202/

66

/3974/

67

/3263/

3.8

/269905/

86

/293/

60

/6428/

85

/50/

4.0

age 14+

The impressionistic story of a Texas family in the 1950s. The film follows the life journey of the eldest son, Jack, through the innocence of childhood to his disillusioned adult years as he tries to reconcile a complicated relationship with his father. Jack finds himself a lost soul in the modern world, seeking answers to the origins and meaning of life while questioning the existence of faith.

NEW

79

7.3

/115093/

73

/3820/

74

/3116/

3.9

/523745/

94

/64/

83

/3123/