Michel Blanc List Movies, a list by CyberPoison

7.5

/7578/

72

/151/

72

/169/

3.8

/5035/

100

/18/

86

/73/

4.0

A French man spies on a lovely younger woman across the way. When he's spotted by the woman shortly after being questioned by the police about a local murder, the man's simple life becomes more complicated.

77

7.4

/11397/

75

/592/

73

/1045/

3.5

/33891/

93

/168/

Two neurotics, working for a suicide hotline on the night of Christmas Eve, get caught up in a catastrophe when a pregnant woman, her abusive boyfriend, and a transvestite visit their office.

76

74

7.4

/10004/

78

/689/

73

/1244/

3.8

/38056/

83

/35/

In this sequel to Les Bronzes (1978) summer has passed, but that doesn't mean the fun has to end for Bernard, Nathalie, Gigi, Jerome, Popeye, Jean-Claude, and Christiane.

73

7.0

/1618/

72

/38/

66

/103/

3.4

/1839/

89

/9/

77

/6/

3.0

After World War II, a small French village struggles to put the war behind as the controlling Communist Party tries to flush out Petain loyalists. The local bar owner, a simple man who likes to write poetry, who only wants to be left alone to do his job, becomes a target for Communist harassment as they try and locate a particular loyalist, and he pushes back.

72

6.8

/3939/

69

/101/

66

/245/

3.5

/6177/

83

/6/

78

/35/

3.0

A bisexual petty criminal named Bob encounters a married couple arguing in a bar. Bob breaks up the fight and proceeds to seduce first the wife and then the husband. Then Bob teaches the couple how to be burglars and they join him in his criminal exploits.

71

6.8

/7017/

70

/88/

67

/100/

3.7

/4978/

62

/26/

82

/135/

3.0

An exiled magician finds an opportunity for revenge against his enemies muted when his daughter and the son of his chief enemy fall in love in this uniquely structured retelling of the 'The Tempest'.

71

7.5

/50832/

73

/1016/

76

/1204/

3.9

/64252/

85

/39/

87

/718/

71

/12/

1.0

A quiet and inconspicuous man rents an apartment in Paris where he finds himself drawn into a rabbit hole of dangerous paranoia.

68

7.3

/90841/

75

/3006/

72

/1502/

3.5

/40058/

69

/142/

81

/1511/

55

/36/

2.0

age 12+

A story centered around an Indian family who moves to France and opens a restaurant across the street from a Michelin-starred French restaurant.

66

6.7

/8393/

69

/488/

65

/927/

3.2

/20900/

Holidaymakers arriving in a Club Med camp on the Ivory Coast are determined to forget their everyday problems and emotional disappointments. Games, competitions, outings, bathing and sunburn accompany a continual succession of casual affairs.

65

6.1

/1253/

58

/20/

58

/22/

3.3

/420/

72

/15/

3.0

A farce, Hoskins plays a photographer who specializes in religious pictures who searches for a model for Jesus. He does a favor for a friend and finds himself doing a voice track for a porno movie with Natasha Richardson. Hoskins finds his model for Jesus in Jeff Goldblum and a romantic triangle begins in which Goldblum finds adoring crowds believing him to be Jesus and then begins to believe it himself.

67

65

7.3

/12290/

71

/331/

69

/634/

3.5

/5927/

40

/10/

83

/101/

A vicious serial sex killer is on the loose, and landscape gardener and shop-window outfitter Loris is the prime suspect, thanks to his unfortunate habit of getting caught in compromising situations (for which there is always a totally innocent explanation that the police fail to spot). Undercover policewoman Jessica is assigned by eccentric police psychologist Taccone to follow Loris.

63

6.0

/1725/

64

/41/

58

/57/

3.1

/1040/

76

/63/

42

/80/

68

/21/

3.0

Jeanne is a young woman, striking but otherwise without qualities. Her mother tries to get her a job in the office of a lawyer, Bleistein, her lover years ago. Jeanne fails the interview but falls into a relationship with Franck, a wrestler whose dreams and claims of being in a legitimate business partnership Jeanne is only too happy to believe. When Franck is arrested, he turns on Jeanne for her naivety; she's stung and seeks attention by making up a story of an attack on a train. Is there any way out for her?

60

6.4

/2278/

65

/70/

60

/117/

3.4

/1969/

50

/6/

55

/3/

2.5

Stressed and overworked, famous French movie star Michel Blanc is beginning to wear down, physically and mentally, from the pressure and demands of fame. Already in a fragile state of mind, strange events start to transpire all around him, and he gradually loses his grip. Taking the advice of a psychiatrist, Blanc retreats to the countryside with his friend Carole Bouquet, but Blanc still has not managed to escape all of his problems.

70

55

6.9

/2926/

63

/34/

63

/60/

3.5

/965/

86

/51/

65

/117/

75

/15/

Paris, 1984. A group of friends contend with the first outbreak of the AIDS epidemic.

70

54

6.7

/3713/

71

/233/

68

/425/

3.6

/9208/

74

/10/

It is 1943 in Paris. Like so many others, the Bourbelle family's home has been taken over by the Germans and they now live in their cellar. Little do they know that the son, Guy-Hubert Bourdelle, is far from being the cowardly hairdresser he pretends. He is in truth the Germans’ most feared opponent: le super-résistant!

65

53

6.7

/3292/

65

/112/

63

/179/

3.2

/1758/

65

/80/

Aymé Pigrenet, a recently widowed farmer, is eager to find a new wife to help him run his farm. Desperate, he seeks the aid of a local matchmaker who suggest that he go to Romania to find a new wife. There he meets Elena.

67

50

6.5

/2703/

61

/51/

58

/101/

3.2

/1238/

100

/6/

59

/26/

Two couple of friends, one very rich, the other almost homeless, decide to go on Holiday. Julie, a single mother, joins them too. Once at seaside, it starts a complicate love cross among them that will involve also a transsexual, a jealous brother, a Latin Lover and another nervous stressed couple. Not to mention about the daughter of one of them that is secretly in Chicago with one of her father's employees... At the end of the summer, all of them will join the same party...

64

49

6.7

/3112/

65

/91/

64

/143/

3.5

/3173/

54

/25/

Transport Minister Bertrand Saint-Jean is awoken in the middle of the night by his head of staff. A bus has gone off the road into a gully. He has no choice but to go to the scene of the accident. Thus begins the odyssey of a politician in a world that is increasingly more complex and hostile.

63

48

5.9

/2551/

66

/48/

58

/72/

3.0

/3107/

90

/10/

46

/25/

The petite waitress Johnny works and lives in a truck-stop, where she's lonely and longs for love. She develops a crush on the garbage truck driver Krassky, although her sleazy boss Boris warns her that he's gay.

66

46

6.6

/1830/

67

/89/

64

/188/

3.4

/3249/

Two friends, one a musician the other constantly depressed wander around Greece and France till they get to Paris without a penny to their name. Here they spend nights in the underground, and squat in houses with the African immigrants. One day they both fall in love with Mathilde a blond dancer and follow her to New York.

65

45

6.4

/1083/

68

/141/

67

/167/

3.2

/5992/

Between her roles as mayor and teacher in the small village of Kerguen, Alice's days are very full. When an unexpected new student, 60-year-old Emile, finally decides to learn to read and write, her daily life threatens to become unmanageable. Especially since Alice will also have to save her village and her school...

64

45

6.5

/2565/

68

/272/

65

/327/

3.2

/3588/

62

/1/

On Christmas eve, Serge is the only on-call emergency doctor available. Struck by a crippling back-ache, he gets help from a pizza delivery boy who will need to step in the doctor's shoes.

47

44

5.6

/4862/

61

/685/

57

/930/

2.4

/9991/

13

/1/

The story of a woman who dreams to join an intervention group in the police department called RAID. Unfortunately, she is rather clumsy and both her family (and soon to be family-in-law) and a veteran of the RAID do not approve. However, Johanna is determined to prove them wrong.

64

43

6.3

/1668/

68

/65/

62

/152/

3.3

/2817/

Guy is fired from is job, and asks to stay with his friend and his girlfriend in their apartment. The longer he stays, the more disaster he creates.

64

43

6.4

/2016/

66

/162/

61

/188/

3.3

/1167/

An unemployed factory worker takes a job as a hit man to make ends meet.

44

41

5.2

/16587/

53

/216/

52

/223/

2.9

/10230/

21

/24/

27

/166/

48

/21/

During Paris Fashion Week, models, designers and industry hot shots gather to work, mingle, argue and try to seduce one another.

71

39

7.1

/1846/

69

/30/

65

/86/

3.7

/2408/

81

/5/

In 1960, Marc and Philippe are counselors at a summer camp in the French countryside. One night, Marc finds Philippe dressed and made up as a woman, and from now on, he will keep on humiliating Philippe.

70

38

7.0

/1949/

68

/38/

64

/80/

3.6

/1848/

80

/5/

A look at 18th-century France, when the depravity of the authorities contributed to social oppression, and the uprisings flared up one after another.

60

37

6.5

/1490/

59

/23/

61

/56/

57

Camille, a naïve schoolgirl, meets an intriguing influence in Joelle, a slightly older and much more experienced spirit. Camille follows her new friend through the discovery of sex and the darker side of life. As the film progresses, Camille discovers AIDS and the fear that she may have picked up the disease in her early encounters.

48

37

4.5

/977/

54

/274/

51

/271/

2.2

/12759/

After having resigned from his post as President of the Republic, Jeff and his family are happy to be back in their village of Bouzolles. As the end of the year holidays approach, Cathy asks for a unique gift: to reconnect with her sister Maguy, and her husband Jean-Yves, with whom Jeff has been angry for 10 years. The reconciliation could have gone smoothly, except that during a lunch, Jeff and Jean-Yves, will once again find a subject of contention: Christmas. This family feud, which should never have left Bouzolles, will turn into a standoff between Jeff and a giant of Internet distribution.

63

37

5.9

/1126/

62

/34/

60

/55/

3.4

/881/

67

Three aging and failed comedians, Georges Cox, Victor Vialat and Eddie Carpentier, hit the road again with a lousy production of a lousy play, of course under the worst possible conditions.

62

36

6.3

/576/

63

/74/

64

/73/

3.0

/2093/

Marie-Line is juggling between odd jobs to support her agoraphobic father. Despite the precariousness of their lifestyle, she remains a lively and cheerful young woman. Yet, after a series of unfortunate events, she is fired from her job and sentenced by a judge to a small penalty. A few days later, this very judge will be in a position to help her get back on track – a chance for Marie-Line but also the beginning of an unlikely friendship.

60

36

6.1

/857/

69

/47/

58

/176/

3.3

/1629/

48

/32/

A few days before the baccalaureate, a high school student decides to settle accounts with the most cowardly teacher in the school.

42

35

4.8

/2933/

51

/439/

47

/883/

2.0

/17577/

28

/5/

age 13+

A pair of losers working at department store plan to rob the place after it closes. When a bunch of kids show up begging for a story, the men launch into an improvised version of Aladdin.

36

34

4.1

/3853/

45

/328/

40

/738/

2.0

/9549/

14

/51/

After the Club Med and skiing, what happened to the Bronzés 27 years later? Early response: the same, and worse.

60

33

5.9

/302/

57

/16/

60

/53/

3.2

/2878/

An eccentric family portrait set during the May 1968 protests in Paris. A nine-year-old boy stays with his grandparents and uncles while his parents protest. When an illustrious guest seeks refuge in the apartment, the family’s dynamics change.

61

33

6.5

/1697/

63

/55/

58

/109/

3.2

/785/

58

/22/

Justine, struggles with commitment, listens to old David Bowie covers, and uses her employer’s private MRI machines to make “X-Ray Art” After a trail of boyfriends, Justine thinks she has found The One, a hunky shoe salesman, but her temporary happiness is thrown when her neurotic 60-year-old Jewish father (Michel Blanc) suffers a delayed midlife crisis and announces that his young second wife is expecting a baby. Justine and her half-sister Dom, who is trying to adopt, are rather annoyed at the news. Coupled with resentment about her father’s absence when she was growing up, causes her to spiral into self-doubt. Overflowing with French charm, Justine gets by with the help of her family, friends, and newly discovered muse.

47

29

4.4

/470/

54

/126/

46

/60/

2.2

/3169/

Yann can’t find a job he likes or can keep, and dreams of a better life. One day he learns that the famous travel guide Le Routard pays its employees to travel the world. Surely the perfect free holiday! Smooth-talking his way through the door, Yann manages to get himself hired for a trial research trip to Morocco, but he rapidly comes to realise that he’s seriously underestimated the job… Beguiled by Sofia, a feisty tourist guide, Yann gets swept up in an art trafficking operation led by the infamous mobster art dealer Dr Charoux and is plunged into an adventure where nothing will go as planned!

58

28

5.7

/639/

61

/76/

57

/147/

3.0

/816/

Sequel to 2002's "Summer Things" (Embrassez qui vous voudrez). This French comedy follows various people in two families. Bertrand and his wife, Elizabeth, are a wealthy couple who plan to vacation near the same coastal town as their friends, Jerome and Veronique, who are secretly struggling with financial problems. Meanwhile, Bertrand and his daughter, Emilie, have each been hiding a secret, and these deceptions are bound to have repercussions.

53

27

5.2

/263/

52

/49/

53

/49/

2.8

/1490/

Antoine and Christian, two long-estranged brothers from Normandy, couldn’t be more different from each other: while the former is happily married with two kids and a successful boat driver, the latter is a facetious globe-trotting hustler who likes to engage in bar fights. But when Antoine starts getting involved in sleazy activities, Christian flies to his rescue. In an unexpected bonding-adventure they take upon themselves to defend the family they thought they’d never be.

62

27

6.5

/1116/

66

/73/

63

/110/

3.2

/873/

52

/3/

Twenty-three years old Romain would like to be a writer, but, for the moment, he's night watchman in a hotel. His sixty-two years old father is retired and seems to not give a damn about anything. He shares an apartment with a twenty-four-year-old guy whose sole purpose in life is to seduce a woman, no matter who, and no matter the cost. His eighty-five years old grandmother is living in an old people's home, and she wonders what on earth she is doing with stuck with all these old people. One day, Romain's father turns up in a fluster. His grandmother has disappeared. In fact, she kind of escaped. Romain sets out to find her, somewhere in his memories.

55

25

5.7

/1325/

58

/15/

60

/43/

3.2

/290/

36

/31/

Gu, a famous gangster, has just escaped from jail. All french police is after him. Before leaving the country with Manouche, the woman he loves, Gu needs a final job to get some money. The job works, but a police's scheming makes Gu appear as a traitor to his own accomplices. Gu will do whatever it takes to clean his honor...

60

25

6.1

/1009/

60

/32/

54

/50/

3.3

/585/

An advertising photographer, François, has agreed to sell the poetic script of one of his friends to a porn-maker without his knowledge. But Christine, François' fiance, doesn't want him to do so, especially when the naive friend has succeeded in recruiting the young daughter of his employer to play in what he thinks is a romantic love movie.

55

23

5.6

/606/

54

/29/

50

/70/

3.1

/782/

Abandoned by his wife, Bernard struggles to overcome his grief and settles in a residence for singles. Employed by "SOS Doctors", he provides night guards to occupy his insomnia. That's how he is brought one night to help a neighbor, Nadine Foulon, victim of discomfort in the elevator. It turns out that Nadine is also going through a difficult time, since her companion, Terry, a singer-guitarist, has left her. A professional photographer, she can not forget it and has since oscillated between depression and bulimia. Gathered by their pains of heart, these two beings will, with the wire of the confidences, become more intimate ...

50

23

5.5

/316/

65

/19/

61

/47/

3.2

/269/

57

/7/

25

/4/

24

/6/

When Nénette discovers the identity of her father in a letter, she quickly goes off in search of him. But instead of finding her father, she is met by her half-brother, Paul. Paul, a bitter man who gave up his dream to take over his father’s pharmacy business, is less than thrilled at the arrival of his ‘embarrassing’ half-sister. After refusing to take her in, he soon gets a taste of his own medicine. Under the influence of a potent drug, for one day Paul is generous, happy and sensitive. The next morning, however, once the drug has worn off, his nasty side comes back...

57

21

5.9

/609/

64

/27/

52

/54/

3.1

/268/

51

/18/

Retired Englishman George Hall's hypochondria worsens and takes its toll on his family.

54

20

5.2

/564/

53

/23/

51

/45/

3.0

/494/

Inspector Leroux is investigating the owner of a contemporary art gallery Helen Duvernet who is suspected of being involved in trafficking of stolen paintings. He is both intrigued and attracted by the young woman, follows her everywhere and finally falls in love...

67

19

6.4

/409/

73

/82/

61

/19/

3.5

/407/