S0E1 - Rules
The group gets mixed up over whether Jeff/Boneweevil can confirm the information Erin/Beur gave when she entered the scene. Dan inquires whether someone can enter a scene and make something up without it being established.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E2 - The Wrestling Match
The Village Chief challenges the group to a celebratory wrestling match. Boneweevil and Teflonto tag team against the Chief. Fondue wrestles his inner demons in the main event. Jeff takes a walk in the void.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E3 - The Test Game
Paul explains his experience with fantasy role playing. Spencer gives him a test game, where Paul finds himself in a small room, and has to find his way out.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E4 - The Backstories
Dan is amused by Spencer's method by which he told Dan of his character's backstory. He says he'd like Spencer to deliver all his bad news. The group jokes about what examples of bad news Spencer would give.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E5 - Looking for Tunnels
The group searches for a way to get through the cave into the mine. Deepok Chopra's feud with the Dwarf ghosts comes into play. Fondue finds out that women have the best perception, Beur and Deepok explain how they scan, Fondue gets impatient.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E6 - Boneweevil Has Evasion
Boneweevil taunts at the Dwarf Ghosts, who in turn try to attack him with pick axes. Boneweevil has evasion, and is one-step ahead of their attack.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E7 - Kevin McCallister
Entering the cave, Deepk Chopra explains her backstory and how she became a monk. She reveals that she was not talking to anyone else in time at the time of the attack; the "Kevin McCallister" of Dwarven Monks.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E8 - Boneweevil Farts on Beur
Beur crawls through the tunnel, warning Boneweevil not to fart on her. Boneweevil farts into the tunnel, thinking that it's Fondue. Beur is reminded of her father. Jeff gets his Harmon universes mixed up.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E9 - Steve's Cardboard Box Test Game
Spencer gives Steve Agee a tutorial in which he finds himself in a large cardboard box, filled with a mysteriously salty fluid. Steve finds a way to exit the box, and reveals he killed JFK.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E10 - Getting into The Union House
Fondue distracts the guard, Knave, creating a diversion for Boneweevil to enter the Union House. Boneweevil tries to get information out of the bartender, who gives Boneweevil a hard time.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E11 - Orc Penis
Fondue wants to draw a penis on the guard's forehead. Beur asks questions about what an Orc penis looks like. Fondue goes into great detail, in order to hit on Beur.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E12 - Poop and Pee Smugglers
As they group asks Rib Sanchez about his backstory, Boneweevil gets a little too close. Fondue tries to figure out whether the sailors are for the crown or against the crown. Beur wonders whether they are poop and pee smugglers. Rib Sanchez is pro-environment, but also makes drugs out of the excrement.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E13 - Rib's Backstory and Racism
Rib reveals that he grew up in a place where everything was hard, so he smuggles soft things back to his land and get rich. Fondue tries to relate, but Rib reveals he is slightly racist against Orcs. Beur is amused by Rib's racist jokes against Orcs. Fondue tries to keep calm.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E14 - More Orc Racism
In attempting to fish, Fondue stumbles his words, causing Beur to go off on another racist joke against Orcs. Rib joins in on the fun. Fondue fails to keep his cool.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E15 - Toilet Talk
The group finds themselves in a prison cell, where a voice reveals another prisoner; a gnome named Hawaiian Coffee. Fondue finds a toilet, but Hawaiian Coffee warns him to stay away. She explains how she got arrested and her clothing, before revealing she is magic and can transfigure anything.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E16 - Fondue Gets Upset
The group argue over their next move. Fondue wants to hide the guards' bodies to hide the evidence, but Beur, Boneweevil and Hawaiian Coffee question his judgement. Beur punches Fondue in the face to calm him down, which does not work. Hawaiian Coffee ignores Fondue's rant. Boneweevil tries to keep the peace. Fondue moves the guards' bodies out of stubbornness.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E17 - Guard's Mother
In attempt to cause a distraction for an escape, Hawaiian Coffee assumes the shape of one of the Guard's mother. She insists the guard needs to leave and help his brother.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E18 - Cheetos
Jeff mistakenly eats a cheeto, John warns him not to touch his eyes for five days.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E19 - Renaming the Desert
Fondue wants to rename the "Sandman Desert." He has a brief conversation with the Sun.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E20 - John's Backstory
John Hodgman gives his backstory with role-playing games. Dan relates and jokes about his career being based on bullying his nerdier, younger self.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E21 - John's Test Game
In a test game, John finds himself in a public restroom with an overflowing toilet. John goes through a "large man sized door," which is the size of a large man, in order to escape.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E22 - Do You Own the Trees?
Fondue tries to swing through the trees. Beur chides him as a copycat, Dan wonders whether she thinks she owns the trees, singing a song as an copyright-free parody of the Pocahontas song.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E23 - Thomas' Test Game
Spencer walks Thomas through a test scenario, where he finds himself in a hallway filled with statues. Thomas uses his tote bag to swap the weight of the golden statue, gaining access to the exit. Thomas, being an avid role-player, rolls dice to simulate whether he would have passed the test; he does not.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E24 - Heroes
Boneweevil deduces from their tests that they are all heroes in their own way. As Dildo is about to corroborate Boneweevil's revelation, he has a brief stroke. Coming to, and brushing it off as something that happens all the time, Beur comforts him like a small baby.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E25 - Labyrinth
Dan establishes how much Erin loves the movie Labyrinth, and can easily answer the riddle in which they are asked. Jeff and Spencer both heard the riddle from other sources. Boneweevil successfully explains how to solve the riddle. Fondue and Beur warn Boneweevil of the perils of choosing "down," as it happened in Labyrinth. Thomas and Jeff mimick the talking hands from the movie.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E26 - Dildo's Outfit
Dildo welcomes the group to his campfire, and explains his backstory. Boneweevil questions Dildo's intentions, Dildo tries to pull Boneweevil's leg. Dildo explains his outfit to the group.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E27 - Once You Go Goblin
Boneweevil gives Eddie a hand job, Eddie praises it as better than Fondue's. Boneweevil attempts to make a pun about Goblins, Beur masturbates and cries in the corner. Praising Bonweevil's hand job again, Eddie insults Fondue's ability and his absent father.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E28 - Box of Socks
After finding Master Sage in a box, Boneweevil opens a series of boxes - one is full of rocks, one has another box, which is full of socks. Eddie warns Boneweevil not to touch the socks, as he's had a lot of alone time over the years.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E29 - Fondue's Song
Fondue sings a public-domain song about looking for a key.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E30 - Eddie's Life Story
Eddie is forced at knife-point to expand on his life story. He explains that his friends are all dead, because previous adventurers had killed them in attempt to gain entrance to the temple. Because of this, Eddie has a suicidal outlook on life, but is bound by his contract not to kill himself. Fondue explains the wonders of the outside world; parades, parties, juice, etc. Boneweevil asks Eddie if he's ever had sex before, Fondue gets the hint and asks the team to leave the room.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E31 - Synax!
Fondue announces he wants to do something cool during his next turn. James Dean attacks one of the cultists - a thin, grey old man. The group feels bad about hurting the old man. When it's finally Fondue's turn, he proclaims: "SYNAX! NOW YOU DIE!" Erin is disappointed. Fondue tries some cool one-liners to yell at Synax before he attacks the cultist.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E32 - Homophonic Joke
Beur says she doesn't need "your gaze," which sounded homophobic, Fondue apologizes to James Dean. Spencer explains it was a "homophonic" joke. Dan invites the audience to stay tuned for a spirited wordplay discussion.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E33 - The Orange Potion and The Holy Blast
Beur uses her orange potion, not knowing what it does. The potion makes Vortheon fly into the air. He counter attacks by magically ripping out Beur's blood into a large spike, which hits Boneweevil. James Dean saves the day by using her much-awaited Holy Blast, to the excitement of her compatriots.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E34 - Jeff Davis
After Beur takes some damage in a battle, Synax fires a bolt of energy at Jeff Davis, who is randomly in the room. Jeff makes some small talk with the heroes, then leaves. Fondue and Beur note the french novel Jeff was holding, and both agree he's not a poser.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E35 - Fondue's Parents
Chadge is eager to rebuild his relationship with Fondue. He asks about Fondue's mother, Fondue tells him the grim tale of her eventually slapping herself to death because she was alone.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E36 - Tedder's Speech
Boneweevil and Fondue inspire Tedder Spice to rally the people into defending the village. Various villagers speak up in support of the Chief and his hair. A little boy tells a sad story
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E37 - Fondue's Flashback
While building the cage around the village, Fondue hangs from the monkey bars as Chadge works. Fondue recalls a similar childhood memory in which he was swinging from monkey bars, but his father was nowhere to be seen. Chadge disappears into the void. Back in the present, Chadge gives Fondue words of support, while Fondue hopes the Manticore can't get through twigs.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E38 - Invoices
The group tries to barter with the old Chief to pay off Chadge's debt. Chadge insists he can't allow this to happen. Fondue tries to get their priorities straight before worrying about "invoices." Fondue gets emotional and insists his father owes him. Chadge tries to make it up to him by offering him a painting.
Nov. 1, 2016, midnight
S0E39 - Live at SXSW 2017
March 13, 2017, midnight
S0E40 - HarmonQuest Panel from NY Comic Con
Hosted by Travis McElroy
Nov. 17, 2017, midnight
S0E41 - Behind The Scenes At Starburns Castle
Nov. 28, 2017, midnight
S0E42 - Gillian’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Spencer doesn’t trust the Audio Guys and teaches Gillian how to play Pathfinder.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E43 - Mallory, You Do Love Fashion
The gang reminisces about things that didn’t happen.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E44 - High in Protein
Boneweevil and Charles Fight some Verches.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E45 - The B-Bad Boys
The gang finds that their reputation precedes them.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E46 - Beur’s Rage Issues
Beur recalls her spotted past as a rage-a-holic.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E47 - Rory’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Spencer teaches Rory how to play Pathfinder.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E48 - Let’s Quest
The gang tries to get to the bottom of saying let’s quest to kick off the episode.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E49 - Rory jumps the gun
The gang tries to remember what happened last episode, and Rory tries to show up early.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E50 - Where’s the Cauldron?
The gang finds the flower they were questing for, but realizes they left their cauldron in the swamp.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E51 - A Witch’s Reckoning
Krandrelarius tries to get the gang to stay and hang out.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E52 - Boneweevil’s Absence
Boneweevil and Fondue have a heart to heart about their time apart.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E53 - Beauflecks Sings
The gang chats with Beauflecks, who sings a Draconic Shower Song.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E54 - The Friendship Bracelet
The gang argues and a season-long completely cut runner is born.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E55 - Broken Bracelet
Boneweevil tries to strangle a demon with the friendship bracelet, and it breaks, obviously.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E56 - A Strong Finish
Spencer can’t come up with a cliffhanger.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E57 - Paul’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Spencer teaches Paul how to play Pathfinder and looks so fat in that shirt jeez.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E58 - Bonebreak Village
The gang discovers that they kinda killed all of the people in Bonebreak Village.
Dec. 5, 2017, midnight
S0E59 - Expanded Handshake
The Tooth Beast teaches the gang a new handshake.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E60 - Scents O’Dyne’s Secret
Beur wants to know the secret to the Tooth Beast’s happiness.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E61 - Mortal Hands
The gang knows the secret to defeating the Caretaker of the Abyss, but doesn’t understand the ramifications of that knowledge.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E62 - Patton’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Patton already knows how to play Pathfinder but these make good extra content.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E63 - The Tell-Tale Tea
Boneweevil is suspicious of Sandpole’s tea, made by his grandma Adam Sandler.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E64 - Tea Party Paranoia
The gang is still suspicious of the tea and investigates Sandpole’s house.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E65 - Tea Party Trustfall
Boneweevil makes a noble and time-consuming show of drinking the tea to demonstrate trust while a demon sword slaughters civilians.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E66 - Expanded Demon Fight
The gang fights the sword demon. Hilarity ensues.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E67 - Harmonquest Post Show
Dan and friends talk break down the play by play of the show that just happened.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E68 - Janet’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Spencer teaches Janet how to play Pathfinder; Janet eats her leg.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E69 - Fondue’s Friendship
Beur talks to Sedona about Fondue and Boneweevil’s strained friendship.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E70 - Expanded Manifest
The gang chats with The Manifest and puts on pants.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E71 - Gremlin Generator
Fondue creates a Gremlin.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E72 - Saving Sedona
The gang rounds out the fight with that weird doppelgänger thing.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E73 - Jason’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Spencer teaches Jason how to play Pathfinder but kinda peters out at the end.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E74 - Expanded City Guards
The gang is confounded by and attempts to murder the City Guards.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E75 - My Name’s Gribble Grabble
The gang meets Gribble Grabble, the plucky young beggar boy.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E76 - Not that Kind of Minor Magic
Dan and friends become the first webseries to get letters.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E77 - Not Cool, Man
Fondue tries to put a knife up Grabble Gribble’s butt.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E78 - Elizabeth’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Spencer teaches Elizabeth how to play Pathfinder.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E79 - Expanded Treasure Cart
The gang tries to find cool treasure.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E80 - That’s a MONOLITH
The gang tries to comprehend the true nature of the Keystone Obelisk.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E81 - Expanded Obelisk
The gang tries to destroy the magical core of the Keystone Obelisk.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E82 - Fiddling While Rome Burns
Fondue commits to a musical episode as the gang escapes from a crumbling ruin.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E83 - I Don’t Mean to Burst Your Bubble
The gang gets trapped under the dome and tries in vain to get out.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E84 - A Non-Euclidean Room
The gang encounters a highly mystical and non-euclidean room full of mirrors and magic that was meant to be animated but got cut for time.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E85 - Mirror, Mirror
Beur wrestles with an alternate reality version of herself.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E86 - Expanded Sexuality
Boneweevil realizes he’s bi.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E87 - Kumail’s Pathfinder Crash Course
Kumail already knows how to play Pathfinder but it’s classic bonus content.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E88 - Eddie’s Robot
Eddie Lizzard discusses his ascent to fame and fortune and shows off his robot.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E89 - Expanded Boss Fight
The gang makes a few attacks and some quips.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E90 - Clunky Castle Combat
The gang tries to do cool attacks for the animators, Beur attempts to land a final blow.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight
S0E91 - A Most Violent Voltron
The gang tries to end the show with an ultimate attack, but luck is not on their side.
Dec. 1, 2017, midnight