S3E1 - Deduces Wild
The Warners bother Sherlock Holmes for help with their scavenger hunt.
Sept. 9, 1995, midnight
S3E2 - Rest in Pieces
Slappy is asked to attend Walter's funeral, which is really a ruse planned by Walter to blow Slappy sky-high.
Sept. 9, 1995, midnight
S3E3 - U.N. Me
The Warners sing about the United Nations to the tune of "Down by the Riverside".
Sept. 9, 1995, midnight
S3E4 - Super Strong Warner Siblings
In a parody of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, the Warners fight against a giant insect destroying the Warner Studio.
Sept. 9, 1995, midnight
S3E5 - Nutcracker Slappy
Slappy and Skippy resort to extreme measures in order to crack the last nut in the kitchen, accompanied by music from The Nutcracker. Guest appearance by Charlton "Baynarts" Woodchuck (from "Hollywoodchuck").
Sept. 9, 1995, midnight
S3E6 - Wakko's New Gookie
Wakko tries to come up with a new "gookie", or bizarre facial expression.
Sept. 9, 1995, midnight
S3E7 - A Quake, a Quake!
The Warners sing a song about the 1994 Northridge earthquake.
Sept. 9, 1995, midnight
S3E8 - Variety Speak
Yakko and Dot explain to Wakko through song about how to read the headlines in Variety Magazine.
Sept. 16, 1995, midnight
S3E9 - Three Tenors and You're Out
Slappy's plans to take Skippy to a baseball game at Dodger Stadium go wrong when an opera performance by the famed Domino, Pepperoni, and Carumba is scheduled for that night instead. The singers (a parody of the Three Tenors) return at the end of the show to perform a shortened version of the Animaniacs theme. This episode also features parodies of Close Encounters of the Third Kind and Simon.
Sept. 16, 1995, midnight
S3E10 - Bingo
Dr. Scratchansniff has only one player for his weekly bingo game – Wakko.
Sept. 16, 1995, midnight
S3E11 - A Hard Day's Warners
In a parody of The Beatles in A Hard Day's Night, the Warners run from their fans as they try to reach a cartoon convention. Guest appearances by Pinky and the Brain; Elmyra Duff is among the crowd of fans.
Sept. 23, 1995, midnight
S3E12 - Gimme A Break
Slappy tries to get away from the filming of a blockbuster action movie on her vacation day.
Sept. 23, 1995, midnight
S3E13 - Please Please Please Get a Life Foundation
The Warners try to tell people in a TV commercial to "get a life" instead of going over every little reference in their show.
Sept. 23, 1995, midnight
S3E14 - The Tiger Prince
A parody of the grand opening of Disney's "The Lion King".
Sept. 30, 1995, midnight
S3E15 - All the Words in the English Language
Throughout the episode, Yakko tries to sing all of the words in the English language dictionary to the tune of the "Mexican Hat Dance", similar to the previous skit, "Yakko's World".
Sept. 30, 1995, midnight
S3E16 - The Kid In The Lid
The Warners visit brother and sister Mary and Scooter and raise a ruckus in the style of The Cat in the Hat. Guest appearance by Charlton Woodchuck.
Sept. 30, 1995, midnight
S3E17 - Method To Her Madness
In the 1950s, Slappy and Skippy attend a method acting class, which Slappy turns into a comedy class.
Sept. 30, 1995, midnight
S3E18 - Gimme The Works
Tired of their episode's latest plot (meeting a hot-dog salesman), the Warners walk out of their cartoon.
Oct. 21, 1995, midnight
S3E19 - Buttons in Ows
Buttons and Mindy parody The Wizard of Oz.
Oct. 21, 1995, midnight
S3E20 - Hercules Unwound
After the Warners walk out of this cartoon too, Pinky and the Brain plan to steal Zeus' lightning bolts in ancient Greece as part of Brain's latest plan to take over the world.
Oct. 21, 1995, midnight
S3E21 - This Pun For Hire
In a parody of The Maltese Falcon and film-noir, the Warners (as detectives) search and protect a mysterious statue from several suspicious characters (Minerva, Hello Nurse, Dr. Scratchansniff, and Ralph).
Nov. 4, 1995, midnight
S3E22 - Star Truck
The Warners are beamed onto their favorite old sci-fi show, Star Truck, where they cause chaos to the crew and introduce engineer Squatty to donuts.
Nov. 4, 1995, midnight
S3E23 - Go Fish
Wakko gets in a fight with himself over a game of Go Fish.
Nov. 4, 1995, midnight
S3E24 - Multiplication Song
Yakko sings a song about multiplying 47 by 83.
Nov. 4, 1995, midnight
S3E25 - The Presidents Song
To the William Tell Overture, the Warners sing about all presidents from George Washington to Bill Clinton.
Nov. 11, 1995, midnight
S3E26 - Don't Tread on Us
Pinky and the Brain plot to replace the Declaration of Independence with Brain's Declaration of Obedience, which will make him emperor of the world.
Nov. 11, 1995, midnight
S3E27 - The Flame Returns, by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The Flame is present as Henry Wadsworth Longfellow writes his famous poem called "Paul Revere's Ride"
Nov. 11, 1995, midnight
S3E28 - The Sound of Warners
In a musical parody of The Sound of Music, Mr. Plotz hires Prunella Flundergust (a parody of Maria von Trappe), a nanny who unknowingly gives the Warners a hard time with her singing and motherly personality. Since they can't do anything to her, they get Slappy Squirrel to take care of her.
Nov. 18, 1995, midnight
S3E29 - Yabba Dabba Boo
Chicken Boo attends a table read for the movie The Flintstones.
Nov. 18, 1995, midnight
S3E30 - My Mother The Squirrel
The little bird from Wild Blue Yonder returns and is adopted by Slappy.
Jan. 27, 1996, midnight
S3E31 - The Party
The Warners invite several people to their water tower in expectation of a surprise guest, who Thaddeus Plotz believes to be Steven Spielberg, but is really a different "Steven".
Jan. 27, 1996, midnight
S3E32 - Oh! Say Can You See?
The Flame is present and watches along as Francis Scott Key writes The Star-Spangled Banner during the War of 1812.
Jan. 27, 1996, midnight
S3E33 - The 12 Days of Christmas Song
The little bird from "Wild Blue Yonder" (accompanied by the Animaniacs orchestra) sings The Twelve Days of Christmas, with all of the gifts being turtledoves.
Jan. 27, 1996, midnight
S3E34 - Dot's Entertainment
Dot is hired to take up an act in a famous musical. When the director, Andy Lloud Webby, becomes annoying, she and her brothers decide to ruin it.
Feb. 3, 1996, midnight
S3E35 - The Girl with the Googily Goop
A showing of the Warners' appearance in a Googi Goop cartoon, "Little Red Riding Goop".
Feb. 3, 1996, midnight
S3E36 - Gunga Dot
In a parody of Rudyard Kipling's poem Gunga Din, Dot is the only one with water in a village and everyone wants it, because it is hot out.
Feb. 3, 1996, midnight
S3E37 - Soccer Coach Slappy
Slappy is the coach of Skippy's soccer team. Skippy keeps getting hit in the face by the ball, causing him to cry and Slappy deciding to put him out of the game. But at the final game, the last ball that hits Skippy's face gives the team the win.
Feb. 3, 1996, midnight
S3E38 - Belly Button Blues
Katie Ka-Boom gets furious when her parents will not let her wear clothes that are "in-style" at her school, since they make her belly button visible.
Feb. 3, 1996, midnight
S3E39 - Our Final Space Cartoon, We Promise
The Warners wake up from suspended animation in a spaceship in a parody of 2001: A Space Odyssey. When AL5000, the computer of the ship, orders them to return to their sleeping pods, the Warners refuse to and things get out of hand.
Feb. 3, 1996, midnight
S3E40 - Valuable Lesson
The Warners are visited by network censors after harassing Attila the Hun, their cartoons being too violent.
Feb. 3, 1996, midnight
S3E41 - Wakko's 2-Note Song
Wakko proves to Schratchnsniff that his song made of two notes is actual music.
Feb. 24, 1996, midnight
S3E42 - Panama Canal
Yakko sings a song on the Latin American waterway to the tune of "Low Bridge".
Feb. 24, 1996, midnight
S3E43 - Hello Nurse
Wakko sings a song about his favorite girl (Hello Nurse, of course).
Feb. 24, 1996, midnight
S3E44 - The Ballad of Magellan
The Warners sing a song about Ferdinand Magellan to the tune of "Git Along, Little Dogies".
Feb. 24, 1996, midnight
S3E45 - The Return of the Great Wakkorotti
Wakko, suffering from laryngitis and unable to belch, uses fart sounds from his hands to perform the "Chinese Dance" from Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Suite.
Feb. 24, 1996, midnight
S3E46 - The Big Wrap Party Tonight
The Warners sing about their big third-season wrap party at the water tower.
Feb. 24, 1996, midnight