S3E1 - Cleanliness is Next to Nakedness
Beth's plan to surprise Dave in the shower backfires.
Sept. 13, 1995, midnight
S3E2 - It's Not About That . . .
Construction of the new neighbour's house disturbs the peace; a commitment-shy Eric turns to Dave and the guys when his relationship with Mia hits a snag -- prompting Kenny to consider ""enhancement"" surgery.
Sept. 20, 1995, midnight
S3E3 - You Must(ang) Remember This
The Barrys and friends take a ride down memory lane as Dave debates whether to sell his 1965 Mustang; Tommy and Willie scheme to augment their allowance.
Sept. 27, 1995, midnight
S3E4 - What the Early Bird Gets
A convention-bound Shel reluctantly entrusts his beloved luxury car to Dave -- who is then held responsible for the good doctor's unpaid parking tickets.
Oct. 11, 1995, midnight
S3E5 - Do the Write Thing
Mia enrolls in the writing class Dave teaches at community college.
Oct. 18, 1995, midnight
S3E6 - Death of a Saleswoman
A neighbor's boasting about how much school candy his son has sold leaves a bitter taste in Beth's mouth, so she determines that Willie's sales will be just as sweet.
Oct. 25, 1995, midnight
S3E7 - Writing Wrongs
Is truth stranger than fiction? Dave's about to find out when Tommy takes issue with his father's first major work, a serio-comic memoir about Dave's wild and crazy youth.
Nov. 1, 1995, midnight
S3E8 - Catch of the Day
Eric flounders when his father returns from a fishing trip with a different sort of catch -- a new girlfriend.
Nov. 8, 1995, midnight
S3E9 - Health Hath No Fury
Kenny's ""cardiac event"" inspires Beth to change the Barrys' eating habits -- and to drag Dave to a shady lawyer in order to draft a new will.
Nov. 15, 1995, midnight
S3E10 - Leave a Mystery at the Beep
An enigmatic answering machine message from a lovelorn sailor sends Beth scurrying to find the man and reunite him with his girl; Dave hunts his stolen laptop, which contains several of his columns.
Nov. 22, 1995, midnight
S3E11 - The Green-Eyed Monster
A fire forces Mia and Eric to temporarily move in with the Barrys, but the blaze that wrecked their house is nothing compared to the sparks that fly betwee Julie and Eric.
Nov. 29, 1995, midnight
S3E12 - Working Stiffs
When Kenny becomes a victim of ""corporate downsizing,"" Dave tries to get his friend's job back by talking to the boss, who tells him the real reason Kenny was let go.
Dec. 20, 1995, midnight
S3E13 - Pardon My Nuptuals
The IRS informs Dave and Beth that their marriage isn't legally valid, an occasion that calls for a visit to the hippie ""minister"" who married them -- but who never filed their marriage license.
Jan. 3, 1996, midnight
S3E14 - Gator Bait
Stressed-out Dave sees an alligator in the backyard.
Jan. 10, 1996, midnight
S3E15 - Those Who Do Be Do Be Do
Teacher Beth regrets lecturing to her loved ones when her advice sends Duke weightlifting, Shel and Mia skydiving, and promps Kenny to turn down a great job opportunity.
Jan. 31, 1996, midnight
S3E16 - Fame
Dave enjoys, then soon tires of, his 15 minutes of fame after a new publicity campaign for his column finds his face plastered on billboards all over Miami.
Feb. 7, 1996, midnight
S3E17 - Loves Me Like a Rock
Dave abandons the long-standing Barry tradition of not celebrating Valentine's Day when he decides to purchase a romantic -- and costly -- gift.
Feb. 14, 1996, midnight
S3E18 - Nuts and Bolts
Eric and Mia's domestic squabbles spark a fight in the Barry house when Dave reluctantly -- and foolishly -- reveals things about Beth that annoy him.
Feb. 21, 1996, midnight
S3E19 - My Girl
Shel frets when his girlfriend bonds with Beth.
March 6, 1996, midnight
S3E20 - Stayin' Alive
Dave finds he's alienated both his friends after he wins an award that Shel coveted, then decides to make his own recording of his book rather than let Kenny do it.
March 13, 1996, midnight
S3E21 - Do You Want to Know a Secret?
Mia's new obsession with astrology has Eric wishing she'd be more down-to-earth; Kenny turns snoop to discover wh at plastic surgery Shel performed on his new girlfriend; and Tommy confesses a minor crime to Willie.
April 3, 1996, midnight
S3E22 - Double Fault
To earn the favor of a socialite and secure a sizable donation to the hospital, Shel serves up famous writer Dave Bary at a celebrity tennis benefit, despite the fact that Dave himself refuses to pay.
April 10, 1996, midnight
S3E23 - Don't Blame Me
Dave gives Eric a three-day deadline to build a sun deck.
April 29, 1996, midnight
S3E24 - The Good Doctor
Pediatrician Celia's skill in the ER -- performing emergency surgery on a little girl injured in a bicycle accident -- makes plastic surgeon Shel feel useless as a doctor, so he decides to make some changes in his personal and professional life. He starts by proposing to Celia.
May 6, 1996, midnight
S3E25 - L.A. Times
Dave plugs his new book in Hollywood, along with a starstruck Shel, whose Tinseltown experience dims after a spat with Carly.
May 13, 1996, midnight
S3E26 - It's Not About That, Either
Teacher Beth regrets lecturing to her loved ones when her advice sends Dave weightlifting, Shel and Mia sky diving, and promps Kenny to turn down a great job opportunity.
May 20, 1996, midnight