Thom Beers
Director
1000 Ways to Die (2009)
Season 3
The science of living and the randomness of death are combined with a dash of Darwinism. Forensic experts, pathologists, toxicologists, herpetologists, and other experts offer eloquent explanations of mortality.
Released Feb. 8, 2009
Episode 23 min
14+
Genres: Comedy, Documentary, Horror
Keywords: tmdb.anthology, tmdb.urban-legend, tmdb.death, mdblist.has-trailer, imdb.blood-spatter, imdb.stupid-victim, imdb.freak-accident + 21 more, imdb.wilhelm-scream, imdb.sex-scene, imdb.expert-analysis, imdb.expert, imdb.reenacting-an-accident, imdb.title-spoken-by-character, imdb.death, imdb.reenactment, imdb.urban-legend, imdb.murder, imdb.violence, imdb.interview, imdb.gore, imdb.voice-over-narration, imdb.doctor, imdb.brutality, imdb.corpse, imdb.body-horror, imdb.blood, imdb.accidental-death, imdb.splatter-horror
Production Companies: Original Productions, Spike TV
Network: Spike
Country: United States
Languages:
English
S3E1 - Death on a Stick
A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
Aug. 3, 2010, midnight
S3E2 - Putting a Smiley Face on Death
Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
Sept. 14, 2010, midnight
S3E3 - Stupid Is as Stupid Dies
A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.
Sept. 21, 2010, midnight
S3E4 - Dead Wrongs
Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.
Sept. 28, 2010, midnight
S3E5 - Fatal Distractions
A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.
Oct. 5, 2010, midnight
S3E6 - The End Is Weird
A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.
Oct. 19, 2010, midnight
S3E7 - Hurry Up and Die
An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
Oct. 26, 2010, midnight
S3E8 - Death Puts On a Dunce Cap
A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.
Nov. 2, 2010, midnight
S3E9 - Young, Dumb and Full of Death
A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.
Nov. 9, 2010, midnight
S3E10 - Deep Fried Death
Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.
Dec. 8, 2010, midnight
S3E11 - Cure for the Common Death Pt. II
A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
Dec. 15, 2010, midnight
S3E12 - Sudden Death
A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.
Dec. 22, 2010, midnight
S3E13 - Dying to Tell the Story
A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.
Dec. 29, 2010, midnight
S3E14 - If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.
Jan. 15, 2011, midnight
S3E15 - The One About Dumb People Dying!
A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.
Feb. 8, 2011, midnight
S3E16 - Getting a Rise from the Dead
A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.
Feb. 16, 2011, midnight
S3E17 - Ready or Not, Here Comes Death
A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.
Feb. 23, 2011, midnight
S3E18 - Grave Errors
A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.
March 2, 2011, midnight
S3E19 - Killing Them Softly
A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.
March 9, 2011, midnight
S3E20 - Better Them Than Us
A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.
March 16, 2011, midnight
S3E21 - Dead Before They Know It
A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.
March 23, 2011, midnight
S3E22 - Stupid Is as Death Does
A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".
March 30, 2011, midnight
S3E23 - Mister Death
A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.
April 6, 2011, midnight
S3E24 - Death, The New Black
A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.
July 18, 2011, midnight
S3E25 - Death Be a Lady Tonight
An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.
July 25, 2011, midnight
S3E26 - Today’s Special: Death
A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.
Aug. 1, 2011, midnight
S3E27 - Eat, Pray Die
A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.
Aug. 8, 2011, midnight
S3E28 - Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead!
A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.
Aug. 15, 2011, midnight
S3E29 - Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever
A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns and a drunk worker's pants explode.
Aug. 22, 2011, midnight
S3E30 - Death: One Size Fits All
A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.
Aug. 29, 2011, midnight
S3E31 - Deadliest Kitsch
Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.
Oct. 24, 2011, midnight
S3E32 - Grave Decisions
Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.
Oct. 31, 2011, midnight
S3E33 - Dirt Nap
A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.
Nov. 7, 2011, midnight
S3E34 - Death Takes a Vacation
Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.
Nov. 14, 2011, midnight
S3E35 - Wild Wild Death
An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.
Nov. 21, 2011, midnight
S3E36 - Death Penalties
Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.
Jan. 25, 2012, midnight
S3E37 - Die-abestic
A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a woman’s breath away, a dancer loses heart.
Feb. 1, 2012, midnight
S3E38 - Star Death: The Last Generation
Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.
Feb. 8, 2012, midnight
S3E39 - Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral”
Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.
Feb. 22, 2012, midnight
S3E40 - Sor-Dead Affair
A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.
Feb. 29, 2012, midnight
S3E41 - Locked and Low Dead
Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.
Feb. 29, 2012, midnight
Network: Spike
Episode Runtime: 23 min.
Season Runtime: 1656 min.
Released: Feb. 8, 2009
Last Air Date: July 15, 2012, midnight
Status: Ended
Certification: TV-14
Common sense age: 14+
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