S1E1 - Super Mario Rescues the Princess
Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
Sept. 10, 2008, midnight
S1E2 - A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
Sept. 10, 2008, midnight
S1E3 - Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
Sept. 15, 2008, midnight
S1E4 - Adopted
Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
Sept. 21, 2008, midnight
S1E5 - A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.
Sept. 29, 2008, midnight
S1E6 - Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'
Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
Oct. 3, 2008, midnight
S1E7 - A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.
Oct. 13, 2008, midnight
S1E8 - Cat Staff Meeting
A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
Oct. 19, 2008, midnight
S1E9 - Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
Oct. 26, 2008, midnight
S1E10 - Marital Troubles
A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
Nov. 2, 2008, midnight
S1E11 - Jeff Goldblum Wafers
Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
Nov. 9, 2008, midnight
S1E12 - Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
Dec. 22, 2008, midnight
S1E13 - The Frog Prince
The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
Dec. 30, 2008, midnight
S1E14 - Monkeys Talk About Religion
A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
Jan. 6, 2009, midnight
S1E15 - Mountain Climber
A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
Jan. 12, 2009, midnight
S1E16 - Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
Jan. 18, 2009, midnight
S1E17 - Mad Cow Disease
A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
Jan. 27, 2009, midnight
S1E18 - The Bartender Says...
Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
Feb. 5, 2009, midnight
S1E19 - Backstage with Bob Dylan
Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
Feb. 17, 2009, midnight
S1E20 - Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
Feb. 24, 2009, midnight
S1E21 - Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
April 21, 2009, midnight
S1E22 - Things You Never Hear
This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
May 23, 2009, midnight
S1E23 - A Trip to the Psychiatrist
A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
June 12, 2009, midnight
S1E24 - AIDS Patient Zero
A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E25 - Name That Animal Penis!
A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E26 - Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E27 - Sex with... #1
A showcase of sexual moments, which include...
Mr. Sulu
A Folk Singer
A Necrophiliac
A Trapeze Artist
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E28 - A Fat Guy Working Out
A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E29 - A Gay Knight
A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E30 - A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E31 - Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit
Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E32 - Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E33 - Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car
Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E34 - He Who Lives in a Glass House...
A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E35 - Sex with... #2
Another showcase of sexual moments, which include...
Dick Cheney
Gilbert Gottfried
A Midget
Optimus Prime
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E36 - Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E37 - The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality
When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E38 - Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
To have sexual relations with your mother.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E39 - Sex with... #3
The final showcase of sexual moments, which include...
A U.S. Senator
A Tube Of Toothpaste
A Redneck
A Sheep
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E40 - Dirty Vaudeville
Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E41 - Fat Jesus
Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E42 - Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E43 - The Sneeze Throw-Up
Exactly what it says on the tin...
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E44 - The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians
Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E45 - Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E46 - Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E47 - Small Talk with Aunt Helen
Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E48 - Marie Antoinette's Notepad
We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E49 - Sheep Shearing
A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
May 12, 2009, midnight
S1E50 - What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.
May 12, 2009, midnight