S1E1 - The Great DeGaulle Stone Operation
The Inspector is tasked with protecting the De Gaulle Stone, a diamond of considerable value, only for it to be stolen by the notorious Siamese triplets, Wight, Weft, and Wong, better known as the Matzoriley Brothers.
Feb. 2, 1965, midnight
S1E2 - Reaux, Reaux, Reaux Your Boat
The Inspector sets out to sea to arrest notorious smuggler Captain Clamity.
Feb. 9, 1965, midnight
S1E3 - Napoleon Blown-Aparte
The Inspector ineffectually tries to protect the Commissioner from a mad bomber's revenge campaign.
Feb. 16, 1965, midnight
S1E4 - Cirrhosis of the Louvre
he Inspector and Sergeant Deux-Deux ineffectually try to stop the Blotch from robbing the Louvre.
Feb. 23, 1965, midnight
S1E5 - Plastered in Paris
The Surete Commissioner orders Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux to track a mysterious and elusive Monsieur X.
March 2, 1965, midnight
S1E6 - Cock-A-Doodle Deux Deux
A large diamond of an heiress is stolen under the Inspector's nose and her domestic staff of Chickens may be responsible.
March 9, 1965, midnight
S1E7 - Ape Suzette
A ship of bananas is hijacked and the Inspector and Sgt. Deux Deux must solve the case.
March 16, 1965, midnight
S1E8 - The Pique Poquette of Paris
Inspector Clouseau and his sidekick, Sergeant Deux-Deux, are assigned to apprehend a four-armed pick-pocket named Spider Pierre, who promptly picks the pocket of Clouseau.
March 23, 1965, midnight
S1E9 - Sicque! Sicque! Sicque!
While searching a mad scientist's residence, Deux-Deux drinks a potion that turns him periodically into a dangerous monster that attacks the Inspector.
March 30, 1965, midnight
S1E10 - That's No Lady - That's Notre Dame
The Inspector finds that his female disguise is working too well with the Commissioner.
April 6, 1965, midnight
S1E11 - Unsafe and Seine
The Inspector and Sgt. Deux-Deux try to meet up with a secret agent around the world and get into one disaster after another.
April 13, 1965, midnight
S1E12 - Toulouse La Trick
A notorious Paris criminal, Toulouse Le Moose, escapes to Cherbourg after jumping bail, and Inspector Clouseau is assigned to handcuff himself to Toulouse and accompany him by train back to Paris.
April 20, 1965, midnight
S1E13 - Sacré Bleu Cross
The Inspector accepts the aid of Sgt. Deux Deux's rabbit's foot while confronting a criminal, only for it to plague him with bad luck.
April 27, 1965, midnight
S1E14 - Le Quiet Squad
A crime wave in Paris results in the hot-tempered Surete Commissioner becoming so stressed-out that he requires bed rest at home. Inspector Clouseau is assigned to see that the Commissioner is not disturbed.
May 4, 1965, midnight
S1E15 - Bomb Voyage
Reports of flying saucers over Paris have the Surete scrambling to keep order.
May 11, 1965, midnight
S1E16 - Le Pig-Al Patrol
Inspector Clouseau pursues a thieving motorcycle gang led by one Pig-Al.
May 18, 1965, midnight
S1E17 - Le Bowser Bagger
The French Surete experiments with the use of dogs as partners to its police officers, and Inspector Clouseau is paired with a scrappy canine given the name of Private Bowser.
May 25, 1965, midnight
S1E18 - Le Escape Goat
Suspended for incompetence, the Inspector tries to protect the Commissioner from a vengeful criminal, but keeps getting implicated instead.
June 1, 1965, midnight
S1E19 - Le Cop on Le Rocks
Mistaken for a bank robbing lookalike, The Inspector is sent to prison and his efforts to escape prove a hopeless challenge.
June 8, 1965, midnight
S1E20 - Crow De Guerre
Inspector Clouseau declares war on a pesky crow, with the bumbling Clouseau talking all his own bomb blasts and being electrified on a power line.
June 15, 1965, midnight
S1E21 - Canadian Can-Can
The Inspector is selected as a police exchange student with Canada. His first assignment is to track down the vicious two-faced Harry.
June 22, 1965, midnight
S1E22 - Tour de Farce
Inspector Clouseau is stranded on a deserted island with a vicious criminal, whom Clouseau had been assigned to transport to the prison on Devil's Island.
June 29, 1965, midnight
S1E23 - The Shooting of Caribou Lou
When working with the Mounties, The Inspector becomes the prisoner of the ever alert fugitive, Caribou Lou.
July 6, 1965, midnight
S1E24 - London Derriere
The Inspector's pursuit of a criminal in London is impeded by the Scotland Yard captain who is more interested in enforcing the local weapons policy.
July 13, 1965, midnight
S1E25 - Les Miserobots
A new automated policeman replaces The Inspector and captures Louie de Louse. The Inspector fights to get his job back.
July 20, 1965, midnight
S1E26 - Transylvania Mania
The inspector gets lost in the countryside and goes to a haunted house for directions. Of course the master of the house wants his brain.
July 27, 1965, midnight
S1E27 - Bear De Guerre
On a hunting vacation, Inspector Clouseau mistakenly keeps shooting a bad-tempered bear instead of the quail he's after which results in painful lessons learned by the Inspector.
Aug. 3, 1965, midnight
S1E28 - Cherche Le Phantom
Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux are assigned by the Surete Commissioner to investigate reports of a phantom presence at the Paris Opera House.
Aug. 10, 1965, midnight
S1E29 - Le Great Dane Robbery
Inspector Clouseau must delay his long-awaited vacation on the Surete Commissioner's order that he obtain a nationally sensitive document from a safe on an estate guarded by a dedicated and aggressive canine.
Aug. 17, 1965, midnight
S1E30 - Le Ball and Chain Gang
A bickering married couple continue their verbal sparring as they repeatedly repel Inspector Clouseau's attempts to enter their house to give them a ticket.
Aug. 24, 1965, midnight
S1E31 - La Feet's Defeat
The tricky Muddy La Feet has escaped from prison and The Inspector and Sergeant Deux-Deux must recapture him.
Aug. 31, 1965, midnight
S1E32 - French Freud
The Inspector finds himself marked for death by two jewel thieves for the jewel he is guarding.
Sept. 7, 1965, midnight
S1E33 - Pierre and Cottage Cheese
The Inspector tries to arrest a crook in his hideout with the "help" of a robot's advice.
Sept. 14, 1965, midnight
S1E34 - Carte Blanched
On his day off work, Inspector Clouseau goes grocery shopping. On leaving the store, he thoughtlessly takes his shopping cart with him and is chided by a narrator for having committed theft and broken the law.
Sept. 21, 1965, midnight