S5E1 - George Gets a Pain in the Ash
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
Oct. 5, 2005, midnight
S5E2 - You Dropped a Mom on Me
Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
Oct. 5, 2005, midnight
S5E3 - George's Dog Days of Bummer
George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give up the stray dog George's mom has grown to love, George takes to impersonating the mayor. Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa guest stars as himself.
Oct. 12, 2005, midnight
S5E4 - George Drives the Batmobile
Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house. So, when George picks Benny and her friends up after a wild night on the town, her insensitive wisecracks and his temper gets him into a bit of trouble of his own.
Oct. 19, 2005, midnight
S5E5 - Trick or Treat Me Right
George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh things off and threatens to make some big changes.
Oct. 26, 2005, midnight
S5E6 - George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, he convinces Ernie to get his own place.
Nov. 2, 2005, midnight
S5E7 - George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.
Nov. 9, 2005, midnight
S5E8 - George Tries to Write a Wrong
George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter from Angie.
Nov. 16, 2005, midnight
S5E9 - George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job
George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance.
Nov. 30, 2005, midnight
S5E10 - George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage
George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home.
Dec. 7, 2005, midnight
S5E11 - George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family
George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday with Angie's family.
Dec. 14, 2005, midnight
S5E12 - George Enrolls Like That
When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously.
Jan. 25, 2006, midnight
S5E13 - George Keeps Truant to Himself
When things get tough for George, he drops out of school. He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his professor drops by for an uninvited visit.
Feb. 1, 2006, midnight
S5E14 - The Kidney Stays in the Picture
Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexually active. So they take Max to the doctor to find out that Max's kidney needs to be taken out.
Feb. 8, 2006, midnight
S5E15 - A Funeral Brings George to His Niece
George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance.
Feb. 15, 2006, midnight
S5E16 - George Gets Caught in a Powers Play
George tries to teach his niece the meaning of a dollar by making her work at the factory.
Feb. 22, 2006, midnight
S5E17 - George Doesn't' Trustee Angie's Brother
Angie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inheritance. But George is the first to see through Ray's scheme when Ray asks Veronica to tap into her inheritance to invest in a new company.
March 1, 2006, midnight
S5E18 - George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light
George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.
March 15, 2006, midnight
S5E19 - George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1)
George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator, George comes face to face offline with Freddie.
March 22, 2006, midnight
S5E20 - George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money
"100th Episode" George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.
March 29, 2006, midnight
S5E21 - George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits
Benny is gets really mad when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her favor, but gets the ultimate revenge when George can't sleep at night without dreaming of his dysfunctional childhood.
April 5, 2006, midnight
S5E22 - It's a Cliffhanger, By George
"Season Finale"- Everything hangs in the balance for the entire Lopez family: Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and they'll both be out of jobs; the police want to question Benny for her part in an old robbery, so she flees; Angie has been feeling sick for days and awaits the results of a home pregnancy test; Carmen is afraid to open her final college letter after being rejected by her first three choices; Max has swiped a forbidden beer and is about to sample his first alcohol; and Vic prepares to propose marriage to younger woman he barely knows.
April 12, 2006, midnight