S3E1 - President
Mr. James decides to run for President of the United States while Lisa declares to expose all of his secrets. Matthew grows a ‘70s style mustache to "get chicks".
Sept. 18, 1996, midnight
S3E2 - Review
A new coffee shop is opened on the first floor of the Criterion Building. Matthew becomes obsessed with Scott Adams' Dilbert cartoon.
Sept. 25, 1996, midnight
S3E3 - Massage Chair
Bill leads a revolution when Mr. James eliminates free snacks in the break room. Joe gives Catherine a variety of electronic gadgets to ingratiate himself with her. Bill buys a massage chair.
Oct. 2, 1996, midnight
S3E4 - Arcade
Dave worries that the past will repeat itself when an arcade game, Stargate Defender, is installed in the hallway. Lisa and Dave take the SATs to prove they're not getting dumber. Bill is obsessed with the stale, plastic, leathery sandwiches from a vending machine.
Oct. 23, 1996, midnight
S3E5 - Halloween
Dave and Lisa try to get the staff psyched for Jimmy's Halloween party, but it's Dave who learns the holiday can be a drag.
Oct. 30, 1996, midnight
S3E6 - Awards Show
Dave is down in the dumps, fearing that he may not be able to top himself after the station sweeps at an awards dinner.
Nov. 6, 1996, midnight
S3E7 - Daydream
Daydreams plague WNYX as they sweat out a broken thermostat. Among the reveries: Matthew is Beth's worst nightmare; and Bill is every woman's fantasy.
Nov. 13, 1996, midnight
S3E8 - Movie Star
James Caan pays a visit to research a role. That brings out the worst in Bill and Matthew. Meanwhile, Dave's idea for a birthday gift doesn't thrill Lisa.
Nov. 20, 1996, midnight
S3E9 - Stocks
Jimmy teaches Beth how to play the stock market, prompting Bill to crash their lessons for some inside information.
Dec. 11, 1996, midnight
S3E10 - Christmas
Dave has to plow through a pile of work before he can spirit Lisa off to Milwaukee for Christmas with his parents.
Dec. 18, 1996, midnight
S3E11 - The Trainer
Bill weighs the options of joining a health club; Beth fails to exercise restraint after learning a secret about Dave; and Jimmy fears he won't measure up at a dinner party with the Clintons.
Dec. 19, 1996, midnight
S3E12 - Rap
Envy rears its ugly head when Lisa is named "Cutest Reporter in New York"; Bill leads a crusade against rap.
Jan. 8, 1997, midnight
S3E13 - Led Zeppelin Boxed Set
Bill's abuse--and Dave's advice--cause Matthew to adopt an abrasive attitude toward his co-workers.
Jan. 15, 1997, midnight
S3E14 - Complaint Box
Dave has reason to whine when a complaint box is put up and the staff begins lodging groundless gripes against each other and their belabored leader.
Jan. 29, 1997, midnight
S3E15 - Rose Bowl
Dave gets low marks for honesty after he lets staffers evaluate each other, but fails to mention that Lisa came up with the idea. Meanwhile, Jimmy scores a legal victory with Joe as his lawyer.
Feb. 5, 1997, midnight
S3E16 - Kids
Third-graders invade WNYX at the same time some very adult reading material begins popping up around the office.
Feb. 12, 1997, midnight
S3E17 - Airport
With Dave and Bill stuck at the airport, Lisa gets the chore of keeping Joe and Catherine from going on a date. Meanwhile, Beth and Matthew visit Bill's love shack of an apartment.
Feb. 19, 1997, midnight
S3E18 - Twins
When Matthew's brother visits, the staff learns of his twisted family tree, while Jimmy makes some radical cutbacks, which include stripping the office bare.
March 12, 1997, midnight
S3E19 - Office Feud
Dave contends with WNYX's noisy neighbors, while Lisa must deal with rotten kids while covering an Easter event.
March 19, 1997, midnight
S3E20 - Our Fiftieth Episode
After Bill displays poor public behavior, he's thrown into a mental ward, and Lisa and Joe are thrown into his on-air job.
April 2, 1997, midnight
S3E21 - Sleeping
A coronary-stricken Jimmy recovers at WNYX, while nurse Lisa realizes that she wants to have a baby.
May 7, 1997, midnight
S3E22 - The Real Deal
The staff is shocked by Matthew's love life; Bill gets some bad news about the fate of his radio show.
May 7, 1997, midnight
S3E23 - Mistake
The staff is speechless after they read Dave's unkind comments about them in a magazine article.
May 14, 1997, midnight
S3E24 - Space
In an episode set in outer space, it's business as usual for the staff of WNYX.
May 21, 1997, midnight
S3E25 - Injury
Dave signs up Matthew for workers' comp after the uninsured reporter injures himself at the office.
June 5, 1997, midnight