Roger Damon Price
Director
You Can't Do That on Television (1979)
Season 2
You Can't Do That on Television is a Canadian television program that first aired locally in 1979 before airing internationally in 1981. It featured pre-teen and teenaged actors in a sketch comedy format. Each episode had a theme. The show was notable for launching the careers of many performers, including Alanis Morissette, and writer Bill Prady, who would write and produce shows like The Big Bang Theory, Gilmore Girls and Dharma and Greg. The show was produced by and aired on Ottawa's CTV station CJOH-TV. After production ended in 1990, the show continued in reruns on Nickelodeon through 1994, when it was replaced with the similar All That. The show is synonymous with Nick, and was at that time extremely popular, with the highest ratings overall on the channel. The show is also well known for introducing the network's iconic slime. The program is the subject of the 2004 feature-length documentary, You Can't Do That on Film, directed by David Dillehunt.
Released Feb. 3, 1979
Episode 30 min
7+
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Production Companies: Carleton Productions
Network: CTV
S2E1 - Work, Work, Work
The Muppets Get Suffed will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Christine's dad makes her do work while hosting the show, so she keeps shovels a wheelbarrow full of dirt onto the set.
Jan. 24, 1981, midnight
S2E2 - Transportation
The Dukes of Hazard Line Up for Gas will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Ross spends most of the show making Christine's life miserable by making her do many strange things like jump from an airplane without a parachute, forcing her to be shot, makes her sick by distorting the broadcast, has her stuffed into a trash can, and even has her mummified.
Jan. 31, 1981, midnight
S2E3 - Strike Now
Captain Kangaroo Robs a Bank will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Christine goes on strike demanding a raise. She eventually gets it, but discovers that she won't get paid for the time she was on strike, even though she was still on the show.
Feb. 7, 1981, midnight
S2E4 - Dating
Jaws meets the Love Boat will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Christine spends the entire show waiting for her boyfriend to call her, which he doesn't.
Feb. 14, 1981, midnight
S2E5 - Fitness
The Six Million Dollar Man Rusts to Bits will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Ross tries to make money by collecting his family allowances. He also tries to adopt Christine, who is using an exercise bike and some special effects to travel around the world.
Feb. 21, 1981, midnight
S2E6 - Safety First
Hit and Run on Sesame Street will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Despite her constant attempts to explain safety rules, bad things keep happening to Christine including electric shock and decapitation.
Feb. 28, 1981, midnight
S2E7 - Sexual Equality
The Dukes of Hazard Dress Up in Drag will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
The rest of the cast is upset that Christine, as host, has an easier job. They trade places with her and all co-host the show, while she takes their positions in the sketches. In the end, she ends up on a quest to get Brodie slimed.
March 7, 1981, midnight
S2E8 - Personal Hygiene
Jaws Eats Jacques Cousteau will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Christine hosts this episode from her bathtub at home. During the show she gets surprise visits from the cast and crew. The episode ends with her getting sucked down the drain.
March 14, 1981, midnight
S2E9 - Smoking
Atomic Blast Levels Fantasy Island will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Jami admits that the only reason the Indians smoked was to kill the white settlers. He then tries to convince Christine to smoke.
March 21, 1981, midnight
S2E10 - Crime & Vandalism
Mr. Rogers Vandalizes the Neighborhood will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
The entire set is stolen piece by piece, including the microphones and Christine's clothes.
March 28, 1981, midnight
S2E11 - Drugs
Mr. Rogers, Neighborhood Pusher will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
The cast uses pies as a substitute for pot to demonstrate the perils of drug use.
April 4, 1981, midnight
S2E12 - Nutrition
Miss Piggy Eats Ham Sandwiches will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Christine explains the importance of a healthy diet, but ends up wearing more of the food then she eats.
April 11, 1981, midnight
S2E13 - Peer Pressure
Sixty Minutes will not be seen at this time so that we may present...
Lisa and Rodney keep trying to get Kevin to moon the cameras, but Christine stops them.
April 18, 1981, midnight
Network: CTV
Episode Runtime: 30 min.
Season Runtime: 4350 min.
Released: Feb. 3, 1979
Last Air Date: July 21, 2004, midnight
Status: Ended
Certification: TV-Y7
Common sense age: 7+
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