1MMs (2003)

Part I (30 seconds): The leader of the Pussycat Dolls, a cabaret troupe, enters a train. She wears a rhinestone-studded costume and carries a bag. She stumbles down the aisle. She falls into the lap of a man and drops the bag next to his. She gets up and picks up this man's bag -- which looks identical to hers. She heads off and joins the rest of the Pussycat Dolls. They open the bag and smile at the hundreds of diamonds inside. Back in his seat, the man opens the bag and finds a bunch of dancing outfits. He's shocked. He gets up and draws a gun from his jacket... Part II (30 seconds): The Pussycat Dolls are taking the rhinestones off their costumes and tossing them into the bag. The man looks around for the thieves. He sees them performing a dance routine at the end of a car. The leader of the Pussycat Dolls sees him and sneaks behind a curtain. The man meets her there and takes back (what he thinks are) his diamonds. The girls later celebrate with champagne over their stolen diam

Sept. 25, 2003, midnight

A mockumentary boasts of finding the first child prodigy-cum-bully - 8-year-old Henry ""The Hammer"" Tammer, who oddly is a kick-ass and a smarty-pants. But the reaction yields a radical plan to tame Tammer for the common good of the schoolyard.

Sept. 25, 2003, midnight

A mockumentary boasts of finding the first child prodigy-cum-bully - 8-year-old Henry ""The Hammer"" Tammer, who oddly is a kick-ass and a smarty-pants. But the reaction yields a radical plan to tame Tammer for the common good of the schoolyard.

Sept. 25, 2003, midnight

A mockumentary boasts of finding the first child prodigy-cum-bully - 8-year-old Henry ""The Hammer"" Tammer, who oddly is a kick-ass and a smarty-pants. But the reaction yields a radical plan to tame Tammer for the common good of the schoolyard.

Sept. 25, 2003, midnight

A mockumentary boasts of finding the first child prodigy-cum-bully - 8-year-old Henry ""The Hammer"" Tammer, who oddly is a kick-ass and a smarty-pants. But the reaction yields a radical plan to tame Tammer for the common good of the schoolyard.

Sept. 25, 2003, midnight

In the first 30 seconds, a frantic man runs down the street with blood on his shirt and a gun tucked in his waistband, but when he reaches his house, he draws the gun on his surprised wife.

Sept. 25, 2003, midnight

During the game the celebrity host offers a word to the three contestants - but when one competitive player gets it right, it leads to a battle of the networked stars.

Sept. 25, 2003, midnight

In a black comedy, an arrogant tycoon berates his assistant until he is robbed of a briefcase full of money - and a betrayal puts teeth in the concept of ""comeuppance.""

Sept. 25, 2003, midnight

Filmed in Claymation, an unsuspecting male patron eats unshelled snacks in a bar but is nearly driven nuts by the suggestive compliments of an unseen woman who cannot be found. Tom Arnold voice is heard as the bartender.

Sept. 25, 2003, midnight