S2E1 - Been There, Done That
Eddie's luck seems to take a turn for the worse, each time Malcolm's luck takes a turn for the better, leaving Eddie battered & beaten. Malcolm meets a girl who he believes is the ""perfect"" girl, until Eddie tells him that he's already Been there, Done that! Meanwhile, Nicollette is exuberant about taking the exam for the Police Academy.
Aug. 25, 1997, midnight
S2E2 - Roofless People
Malcolm's banker convinces him to hire his arsonist daughter as a waitress in order to have his loan for a new roof approved. Meanwhile Eddie sweet-talks Nicolette into continuing their secret love affair, in order to keep things spicy.
Sept. 1, 1997, midnight
S2E3 - Casino Evil
When their customers opt to go to a competing bar down the block, Malcolm decides to turn McGee's into a gambling establishment and save himself from bankruptcy.
Sept. 8, 1997, midnight
S2E4 - Sibling Rivalry
Malcolm, his gay sister, and Eddie compete for the attentions of a new waitress.
Sept. 15, 1997, midnight
S2E5 - A Police Officer and a Gentleman
Nicolette wants to make her relationship with Eddie a public one, while Eddie continues to want them to meet in secret. Nicolette is asked to the policemen's ball by another man, and feeling rejected by Eddie, she decides to go. Eddie gets jealous and tries to stand up for his woman, but he falls far short. Malcolm unwittingly buys stolen lobsters for the club's catering of the policemen's ball, and Simone does a fantastic job of making them a hit.
Sept. 22, 1997, midnight
S2E6 - The Courtship of Eddie's Mother
The guys may become family when Eddie's mother starts dating Malcolm's father.
Sept. 29, 1997, midnight
S2E7 - Trading Spaces
After Malcolm and Eddie each make suggestions to the other about ways to improve each other's business, they decide to make a bet, which leads the guys to switch places and run each other's business for a week.
Oct. 13, 1997, midnight
S2E8 - Like Water for Chocolate Cookies
Simone tries to win Malcolm's heart through his stomach with some special chocolate cookies, but once Malcolm tastes them, he only wants to use them to go into the cookie business with. Meanwhile, McGinley tries to lure Simone away from Malcolm, to work in his bar.
Oct. 27, 1997, midnight
S2E9 - Dream Racer
Malcolm inadvertently places a large bet on Eddie when he competes in a NASCAR race. Nicollette fears a dream she had about Eddie might come true.
Nov. 3, 1997, midnight
S2E10 - Hoop Schemes
Eddie subs as coach of a peewee basketball team in order to show up a rival, and Malcolm worries that his trash-talk tactics will leave the team in the dumper.
Nov. 10, 1997, midnight
S2E11 - Two Men and the Baby
The guys discover that baby-sitting Eddie's infant cousin draws women, but then they panic when they realize that the baby is missing.
Nov. 17, 1997, midnight
S2E12 - The Way We Weren't
Friends guide feuding Malcolm and Eddie down memory lane.
Nov. 18, 1997, midnight
S2E13 - It Almost Happend One Night
Malcolm acts as chef Simone's husband to fool her high-school nemesis.
Nov. 24, 1997, midnight
S2E14 - Whose Room is It Anyway?
Malcolm dreams about a distant future where he and Eddie are still roommates.
Dec. 9, 1997, midnight
S2E15 - Tough Love
Malcolm uses tough love on his sister who gets fired and dumped in the same week.
Jan. 12, 1998, midnight
S2E16 - A Decent Proposal
Nicolette enlists Malcolm and Eddie to help her shy beau find the words to propose. So the guys devise a plan to help Stanley gain some confidence by encouraging him to become a lady's man. As his confidence grows, the plan begins to backfire, with disastrous results for Nicollette.
Jan. 19, 1998, midnight
S2E17 - Bachelor Daze
It comes as a shock to Malcolm and Eddie when they learn that their old pal, Nelson Carter, is getting married. After all, there was a better chance for the Pope to get married before Nelson ever decided to settle down. But on the day of Nelson's wedding—and after a wild night at his bachelor party—the two begin considering settling down themselves.
Feb. 16, 1998, midnight
S2E18 - Mixed Nuts
Malcolm, his sister Maura, Eddie and his mother Sheila are preparing a surprise party for Malcolm's father Marcus. Maura and Sheila start arguing over what they believe to be Marcus' favorite cake, but things really start heating up when Eddie's Grandpa, Aunt Ruby, Uncle Lud and Cousin Doyle make an unexpected entrance.
Feb. 23, 1998, midnight
S2E19 - The Slender Arm of the Law
Everybody thinks Eddie's pal Rusty is crazy. During his career as a NASCAR driver, Rusty had one too many racing accidents that have left him short of a few lug nuts. His presence at Eddie's garage and Malcolm's bar has been good for business, though. However, Nicolette discovers that Rusty is really an alias and that he's a lot crazier than anybody originally thought....
March 2, 1998, midnight
S2E20 - A Few So-So Men
Malcolm's dream to renovate McGee's into 1930s jazz club is in full swing when he discovers that the contractor he hired to build his bar turns out to be an old Navy buddy of Eddie's. Since he and Eddie did not get along in the Navy, the contractor leaves the job until Eddie gives him an apology, leaving Malcolm without a bar.
April 28, 1998, midnight
S2E21 - A Delicate Procedure
Needing Tim's help in getting a tattoo removed, Malcolm agrees to date Tim's feisty sister & really turns on the charm to soften her stoney heart. But Tim may not be too happy about the results. He threatens Malcolm that he should not hurt his little sister, or else! Now Malcolm must find a way out of this relationship, but he must be extremely careful.
May 5, 1998, midnight
S2E22 - Car Trouble
Malcolm's car bites the dust, so Eddie talks Malcolm into buying a car from a police auction. Much to their surprise, the car contains a secret load of cash hidden inside. Things begin to heat up when tough guys show up interested in getting the car back.
May 12, 1998, midnight
S2E23 - Kansas City Split
Malcolm's life changes after meeting a spiritual counselor, falls in love with her, and decides to sell his bar. His wedding plans dissolve after she decides she's really in love with someone else. Meanwhile, Eddie decides to take an executive job in Pittsburgh.
May 19, 1998, midnight