S1E1 - Burglary
A series of burglaries misses the Sykes household and Mr Brown is the first to point out that they can have nothing worth stealing. Eric counters by saying he has a dog; but when he does buy one his troubles really begin.
Sept. 14, 1972, midnight
S1E2 - Uncle
Eric is in his neighbour's black books, an embarassing affair at the golf club guest-night having affected his status. But when Eric reveals his uncle's identity Mr Brown attitude suddenly changes.
Sept. 21, 1972, midnight
S1E3 - Walk
When Eric takes up walking he soon begins to think big. Mr Brown is not easily convinced of his abilities, so Eric decides to walk to Brighton.
Sept. 28, 1972, midnight
S1E4 - Menace
Amanda, aged ten, arrives to stay for a weekend. Painfully recalling her sister's love of practical jokes Eric can't believe she's as innocent as she looks.
Oct. 5, 1972, midnight
S1E5 - Boat
Mr Brown is persuaded to lend his new boat to Eric, who finds navigation harder than talking about the South China Seas.
Oct. 12, 1972, midnight
S1E6 - Stranger
Eric and Hattie are visted by a stranger who has returned to honour a childhood promise.
Oct. 19, 1972, midnight
S1E7 - Football
The local football team needs a referee - kindly but firm, worthy of respect. They choose Eric.
Oct. 26, 1972, midnight
S1E8 - Job
Eric abandons domestic chores to join Hattie at the local factory.
Nov. 2, 1972, midnight
S1E9 - Ankle
As Eric takes out the rubbish to the dustbin a gust of wind distributes it on to Mr Brown's footpath.
Nov. 9, 1972, midnight
S1E10 - Mouse
Eric and Hattie are alarmed to find that they have a mouse in the house. Eric tries several ways of getting rid of it but none succeed and he has to call in the big guns.
Nov. 16, 1972, midnight
S1E11 - Dream
After being bitten by a dog Eric consults his doctor and is suddenly afflicted by a less easily treated malady.
Nov. 23, 1972, midnight
S1E12 - Marriage
When Hattie advertises for some eligible bachelors Eric realises that without her his life would be difficult.
Nov. 28, 1972, midnight
S1E13 - Cat
Hattie gets a kitten and Eric ends up looking for tiddles on a roof belonging to Major Crombie-Crombie - who hates cats.
Dec. 7, 1972, midnight
S1E14 - Journey
Eric and Hattie, after a holiday in Scotland with Mr Brown, speed home on the Glasgow night sleeper and end up in Darlington.
Dec. 14, 1972, midnight
S1E15 - Lodger
Mr Brown has the decorators in and decides to stay next door with Eric and Hattie.
Dec. 21, 1972, midnight
S1E16 - Cafe
Eric buys a transport cafe, turns it into a smart roadhouse and loses customers. To do well Eric must makes things more earthy.
Dec. 28, 1972, midnight