S2E1 - Begend the Endginning
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
Sept. 10, 2013, midnight
S2E2 - Proper Dental Care is MURDER
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
Sept. 11, 2013, midnight
S2E3 - The Blue Lonegoon
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
Sept. 12, 2013, midnight
S2E4 - The Telltale Butthole
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
Sept. 13, 2013, midnight
S2E5 - Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.
Sept. 16, 2013, midnight
S2E6 - Pequiem for a Recker
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
Sept. 17, 2013, midnight
S2E7 - Emotional Can of Mommyworms
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
Sept. 18, 2013, midnight
S2E8 - The DeArranged Marriage
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
Sept. 19, 2013, midnight
S2E9 - Werelan
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
Sept. 20, 2013, midnight
S2E10 - Come Unity
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
Sept. 23, 2013, midnight
S2E11 - Hambrain Jan
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
Sept. 24, 2013, midnight
S2E12 - Preverse Psychologism
yrotanalpxe-fles (Hold mirror up to this text, then to your own face. You have just confronted collective despair.)
Sept. 25, 2013, midnight
S2E13 - Gamebored
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
Sept. 26, 2013, midnight
S2E14 - The Endginning
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
Sept. 27, 2013, midnight