S8E1 - January 7, 2011
None
Jan. 7, 2011, midnight
S8E2 - January 14, 2011
None
Jan. 14, 2011, midnight
S8E3 - January 21, 2011
None
Jan. 21, 2011, midnight
S8E4 - January 28, 2011
American Idol continues to power through the bat-sh-t crazy auditions, and Steven Tyler continues to power through the bat-sh-t crazy voices in his head... The Bachelor's Brad Womack stops by to ask forgiveness for his horrible actions three years ago...which apparently involved killing Joel's cat... Jersey Shore announces it will move to Italy to smush Italian women, and The Situation announces he will move downstairs so Ronnie can smush a drunken woman... RuPaul's Drag Race returns to your TV but forgets to bring its pants... And Oprah Winfrey's half-sister stops by, who evidently looks exactly like Adam Carolla...
Jan. 28, 2011, midnight
S8E5 - February 4, 2011
None
Feb. 4, 2011, midnight
S8E6 - February 11, 2011
None
Feb. 11, 2011, midnight
S8E7 - February 18, 2011
Televised starvation is back in vogue as Survivor returns to the airwaves, and one castaway is already running dangerously low on saliva... Charlie Sheen gives Lindsay Lohan life advice, which has to be Lindsay's absolute rock bottom... Computers begin their inevitable takeover of mankind when Watson the Supercomputer dominates some future human slaves on Jeopardy... Gold Rush Alaska's Jack Hoffman digs deep into his glory hole for the hottest nuggets yet... And Portlandia star Fred Armisen stops by to trade some gum and significant glances with Joel...
Feb. 18, 2011, midnight
S8E8 - February 25, 2011
None
Feb. 25, 2011, midnight
S8E9 - March 4, 2011
Joel plunges into the deep end of the Charlie Sheen pool, but makes sure to cover his nose so as not to get any "seven gram rocks" up it... Rolling Stone puts Snooki on its magazine cover, and Rolling Stone's magazine cover puts a doctor's appointment on its to-do list... Things heat up on The Bachelor between Brad and Ashley, and by heat up we mean get intensely awkward and uncomfortable... America's Next Top Model contestants scribble pictures on scrap paper and then squirt their tears at them... And Charlie Sheen releases a self-help book to teach you to be as awesomely bat-guano crazy as he is...
March 4, 2011, midnight
S8E10 - March 11, 2011
Celebrity Apprentice returns to your TV, as does the babbling vessel of bat shit insanity that is Gary Busey... Two and a Half Men disappears from your TV, unlike the babbling vessel of bat shit insanity that is Charlie Sheen... Entertainment Tonight airs surveillance footage of Lindsay Lohan shopping for her alleged stolen necklace, and it is far more shocking than most feeble minds can handle... The Real World heads back to Vegas for season number 25, and the recently de-virginized housemate Mike heads back to the Bible for sexual encounter number 2... And RuPaul's Drag Race says more with its crotch then it could ever say with its lips...
March 11, 2011, midnight
S8E11 - March 18, 2011
The Bachelor's Brad finally picks the woman he wants to marry...or at least date for a few months before he realizes a televised gameshow probably isn't the best place to find real love... American Idol's Casey Abrams performs Smells Like Teen Spirit, which makes Kurt Cobain glad he smells like rotting corpse... Something called Rebecca Black "sings" its way onto the Internet, which makes Kurt Cobain glad he smells like rotting corpse... The Bad Girls Club gets a new housemate named Wilma, and Wilma's sheets get a new bedmate named urine... And Survivor's Phil shows us he's not just a former federal agent, he's also a current sleep groper...
March 18, 2011, midnight
S8E12 - March 25, 2011
None
March 25, 2011, midnight
S8E13 - The Soup Awards 2011
Hosted by Joel McHale and featuring guest appearances by famous and infamous presenters, we honor and showcase the unintentionally funniest people and moments in pop-culture.
April 1, 2011, midnight
S8E14 - April 8, 2011
None
April 8, 2011, midnight
S8E15 - April 15, 2011
None
April 15, 2011, midnight
S8E16 - April 22, 2011
This week, Joel McHale weighs in on the latest Hollywood headlines including celebrities doing volunteer work for Earth Week, Kate Middleton's wedding gown designer revealed, and Donald Trump promoting his run for presidency. Plus, Gary Busey is booted off "Celebrity Apprentice," "Kate Plus 8" is back on the air, and David Hasselhoff has a new (and much younger) girlfriend. Then, the crew tunes into the strangest moments from "Gigolos," "Beverly Hills Fabulous," "Swamp People" and other hot shows.
April 22, 2011, midnight
S8E17 - May 6, 2011
None
May 6, 2011, midnight
S8E18 - May 13, 2011
None
May 13, 2011, midnight
S8E19 - May 20, 2011
None
May 20, 2011, midnight
S8E20 - May 27, 2011
None
May 27, 2011, midnight
S8E21 - June 3, 2011
None
June 3, 2011, midnight
S8E22 - June 10, 2011
When a man wants to impress the woman he wants to marry, it's only natural that he gleefully mocks her breast size on national TV, right? Apparently it is when that man is bachelor William and he's roasting Bachelorette Ashley Hebert, who took the ribbing like a champ. And then broke down, weeping into her A cups in the wings. Don't worry, Joel McHale will make it all seem funny, plus he's stacked!
June 10, 2011, midnight
S8E23 - June 17, 2011
None
June 17, 2011, midnight
S8E24 - June 24, 2011
None
June 24, 2011, midnight
S8E25 - July 1, 2011
This season's main plot device on The Bachelorette is Ashley Hebert's perverse, self-destructive obsession with duplicitous miscreant Bentley. Apparently the B-dawg's magnetic d-bag charm doesn't stop at the ladies, as your TV friend Joel McHale is about to reveal.
July 1, 2011, midnight
S8E26 - July 8, 2011
Joel recaps the pop culture moments of the week.
July 8, 2011, midnight
S8E27 - The Soup Awards
None
July 15, 2011, midnight
S8E28 - July 22, 2011
None
July 22, 2011, midnight
S8E29 - July 29, 2011
None
July 29, 2011, midnight
S8E30 - August 5, 2011
None
Aug. 5, 2011, midnight
S8E31 - August 12, 2011
None
Aug. 12, 2011, midnight
S8E32 - August 19, 2011
None
Aug. 19, 2011, midnight
S8E33 - August 26, 2011
None
Aug. 26, 2011, midnight
S8E34 - September 2, 2011
None
Sept. 2, 2011, midnight
S8E35 - September 9, 2011
None
Sept. 9, 2011, midnight
S8E36 - September 16, 2011
None
Sept. 16, 2011, midnight
S8E37 - September 23, 2011
None
Sept. 23, 2011, midnight
S8E38 - September 30, 2011
None
Sept. 30, 2011, midnight
S8E39 - October 7, 2011
None
Oct. 7, 2011, midnight
S8E40 - October 14, 2011
None
Oct. 14, 2011, midnight
S8E41 - October 21, 2011
None
Oct. 21, 2011, midnight
S8E42 - October 28, 2011
Hard-hitting news commentary just got that much harder and hittinger as The Soup brings you a taste of the issues of the day with The Situation Room. Assuming the day is one at Jersey Shore. And to enrich the debate, none other Shore-dweller Vinny Guadagino is on hand. So there's that.
Oct. 28, 2011, midnight
S8E43 - November 4, 2011
None
Nov. 4, 2011, midnight
S8E44 - November 11, 2011
None
Nov. 11, 2011, midnight
S8E45 - November 18, 2011
None
Nov. 18, 2011, midnight
S8E46 - November 25, 2011
None
Nov. 25, 2011, midnight
S8E47 - November 30, 2011
None
Nov. 30, 2011, midnight
S8E48 - December 7, 2011
None
Dec. 7, 2011, midnight
S8E49 - December 14, 2011
None
Dec. 14, 2011, midnight
S8E50 - Secret Stash
None
Dec. 21, 2011, midnight
S8E51 - Clip Down 2011
None
Dec. 28, 2011, midnight