S2E1 - Episode 27
- Intro Joke; Token Cute Animal - Knut.
- Change of names; Craig - Wil Anderson, Chris - Corinne Grant
- Stunt; Craig Reucassel confronting Peter Debnam in speedos and a baseball cap.
- The Fixers; The Chaser (fixed) and David Hicks (not fixed).
- Scenes From The Life Of The Crazy Warehouse Guy; Church.
- What Have We Learnt From Current Affairs This Week?; Jodi Power and Mercedes Corby, Body Language Experts and Safe with a baby.
- Ad/Trailer; Too many Americans on Channel Ten.
- Ad Road Test; Wendy's, A flavour for every state of mind.
- Andrew Hansen's Closing Comment; "(Craig: or catch the repeat of the show after lateline) that's the show hosted by ALP candidates"
March 28, 2007, midnight
S2E2 - Episode 28
- Intro Joke; Swimmer who should've taken drugs: Grant Hackett.
- Stunt; Malcolm Turnball's house for Sydney's hour of darkness.
- Stunt; West Coke Eagles.
- Clive The Slightly-Too-Loud Commuter; Calling doctor about his bent penis on a train.
- Citizens' Infringement Officer; Bad tattoos.
- Ad/Trailer; The Biggest Muslim
- Firth In The USA; Punishment t-shirts.
- If Life Were A Musical; Loose and tights pants.
- The Fixers; Hanson and Oldfield (not fixed), British hostages in Iran (fixed), Brain Burke (fixed) and recycled water (Stunt; public taste test of water) (not fixed).
- Pursuit Trivia; Tony Windsor, What is the official languague of Easter Island? (Incorrect)(Spanish).
- The News According To Fox; Fair and Balanced, Chuck Norris, clutter screen with useless information and Anna Nicole-Smith.
- Stunt; Blind taxi driver.
- Andrew Hansen's Closing Comment; "Please note too that from next week we will be moving to Channel Seven like every other ABC comedy"
- Credits,
April 4, 2007, midnight
S2E3 - Episode 29
* Intro Joke; Bridalwear By Ray's Tent City.
* What Have We Learned From History; Adam and Eve accepted fruit from a serpent.
* Ad/Trailer; 2007 Global Warming Games.
* Firth In The USA; Hillary Clinton Intern.
* Stunt; Sprinkling of Mother Ashes.
* Ad/Trailer; JTV Wolfmother.
* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?;
* Who To Blame?
* Lesson 16: Humiliation.
* Clive The Slightly-Too-Loud Commuter; Drugs on a Train.
* The Fixers; Chas' Smell (not fixed), Libby Lenton and Bra Boys (Not Fixed).
* Ad Road Test; The Flashbeer commercial for Carlton Draught.
* Credit joke; Chris Taylor's mother is not really dead. Please do not send flowers.
April 11, 2007, midnight
S2E4 - Episode 30
* Before Show Joke; Pg Version.
* Intro Joke; When in Melbourne The Chaser Team stay at Broughton Hall.
* Stunt; Sunrise(TV) Dawn Service.
* Stunt; Pokies & Live Music.
* Ad/ Trailer; Make up your own mind (McDonalds) (Part 1).
* Stunt; Grim Reaper, Job Applications.
* Surprise Spruiker; Imam Ali ben Abi Taleb Mosque at Lakemba making comments on Sheikh Taj El-Din Hilaly
* What you missed on Cable; Maury Povich + Easter Specials.
* Ad/ Trailer; Make up your own mind (Part 2).
* Song; Pauline Pauline Pauline.
* Citizens' Infringement Officer; Fining people speeding (above the limit) in car parks.
* Ad/ Trailer; Copycat effect.
* Stunt; Buying a Bed.
* Andrew Hansen's Closing Comment; "Or if you're very quick why not check out some clips on YouTube, Before some 15 year-old kid deletes them all."
* Ad/ Trailer; Make up your own mind (McDonalds) (Part 3).
April 18, 2007, midnight
S2E5 - Episode 31
* Intro Joke; Token Anzac Day picture.
* Change of names; Various Big Brother Australia 2007 housemates.
* Sketch; Chaser Channel Nine pilot, brought to you by Toyota, including:
o Surprise Spruiker; Coles ("totally brilliant supermarket").
o Stunt (Election Wach); John Howard, ("I like Work Choices").
o What We Have Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; "A Current Affair Leads in Exclusives... and General Excellence".
* Stunt; Could Mr Darcy (Pride and Prejudice) pick up a girl?.
* If Life Were A Musical; "I need a hammer".
* Stunt; Dancing with Kerry-Anne.
* Stunt; Putting people on hold.
* Sketch; The Logie Orchestra in normal life.
* Firth in the USA; Famous world landmarks being told they are all in Australia.
* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Segues, Lesson 17: Menaces to Society.
* Ad/Trailer; "Lets Ground JetStar".
* The Fixers; Alan Jones, Graffiti, Immigration, Dol
April 25, 2007, midnight
S2E6 - Episode 32
* Intro Joke; Apparent celebrity: Michael Weatherly
* Change of names; Craig - Rove McManus, Chris - John Wood, Chas - Kate Ritchie, Julian - Bert Newton, Andrew - Natalie Blair.
* Stunt; Mark Latham's Ghost.
* Mr. Ten Questions; Jimmy Wales.
* Stunt; Baby admission.
* Song; Gas Guzzlin'.
* Stunt; 3 Minute Angels.
* Scenes From The Life Of The Crazy Warehouse Clearance Guy; Tourist photos.
* The News According To Fox;
* Ad/Trailer; Statue Parkinson disease.
* The Fixers; Snoop Dogg, overweight children, Newsagents.
* Ad Road Test; Fantastic Soho's Delites.
May 2, 2007, midnight
S2E7 - Episode 33
* Intro Joke; Special budget analysis: Bindi Irwin
* Intro; 2007 Federal Budget.
* Change of names; Craig - Adam Hills, Chris - Dave Hughes, Julian - Hamish, Chas - Andy, Charles - Fifi Box.
* Stunt; The Logies.
o White powder on red carpet.
o American TV stars here for Australia.
o Stealing a logie award.
o Work Experience with Richard Wilkins.
* Ad/Trailer; Segway 1000.
* Citizens' Infringement Officer; Pants too low / Underwear too high.
* If Life Were A Musical; "Welcome Back Mrs. Henderson".
* Firth in the USA; Iraq Poll.
* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Segues, ANZAC tributes, War veterans. Lesson 18: Useful Advice; Noisy Sex, Strawberries for whitening teeth, Home-Made Lip Gloss, Pauline Hanson's taxi fare offer.
* Ad/Trailer; Starship Preposterous.
* The Fixers; Qantas takeover, Wages (directed at Priceline and API).
* Ad Road Test; The Lose Yourself in Melb
May 9, 2007, midnight
S2E8 - Episode 34
* Before Show Joke; Disclaimer stating The War do not reflect their content as much as Bastard Boys but just as biased.
* Intro Joke; Special Guest Fainter: Kellie Connolly
* Change of names; Craig - John Coombes, Chris - Chris Corrigan, Chas - Greg Combet, Julian - Peter Reith, Andrew - Bill Kelty.
* Intro; Australian Cricket Team banned from Zimbabwe.
* Stunt; Following John Howard with a boombox playing his recorded phone message.
* Ad/Trailer; The Shawskank Redemption starring Paris Hilton (parody of The Shawshank Redemption).
* Stunt; Finding Public Address systems in businesses and making announcements.
* Song; I Still Can't Accept What a Knob I Am (parody of I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For).
* What Have We Learned From History; Germany invading Poland in World War II.
* Ad/Trailer; Inside the ACTU boardroom.
* The Fixers; Fairfax (aimed at David Kirk), Taj El-Din Hilaly (for his tape over his mouth comment)
* Nut
May 16, 2007, midnight
S2E9 - Episode 35
* Intro Joke; Next ALP candidates: B1 & B2.
* Change of Names; Craig - Paul Vautin, Chris - Peter Sterling, Chas - Ray Warren, Andrew - Paul 'The Chief' Harragon, Julian - Matthew Johns.
* Stunt; Political donations:
o New South Wales Labor Party - Ku Klux Klan Australia: ACCEPTED;
o New South Wales Liberal Party - Man-Boy Love Association: ACCEPTED;
o Federal Australian Labor Party - al-Qaeda Australia: REJECTED;
o Federal Australian Liberal Party - al-Qaeda Australia: ACCEPTED.
* Surprise Spruiker; Channel Nine headquarters.
* Ad/Trailer; Parody of Kevin Rudd's current TV political campaign.
* Ad/Trailer; Roget's Thesaurus movie trailer.
* Song; I Am Thesaurus (parody of I Am the Walrus).
* The Fixers; Fatwas (for Julian's stunt with Shiekh al-Hilali the previous week); responsible drinking.
* What You Missed On Cable; Maury moment featuring 90 year old stripper, comparing ABC TV sports with Foxtel sp
May 23, 2007, midnight
S2E10 - Episode 36
* Intro Joke; The Chaser Team dressed by Amanda Vanstone.
* Change of names; Craig - Matthew, Chris - Mark, Julian - Luke, Chas - John, Andrew - Satan.
* Stunt; Waiters taking away unfinished drinks.
* Stunt; Chas' dog Sonny earning a doctor degree and entering practice.
* Ad/Trailer; Myfbusters (parody of MythBusters).
* If Life Were A Musical; Press conference with The Veronicas.
* Ad/Trailer; Hausfrau Hitler (Parody of Mrs. Doubtfire).
* Stunt; ALP preselection for ABC TV personalities and stuff.
* Ad/Trailer; Australia's Workplace Relations System.
* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Lesson 19: Desperate Angles;
* Ad/Trailer; Big Brother, Big Arseholes. (Parody of the Big Brother 'secret' commercials)
* The Fixers; Government annihilation (pressing a large Ctrl-Z model of the keyboard buttons)), Coked Up Lawyers (drugs in the law profession).
* Scenes From The Life Of The Crazy Warehouse Guy; Surgery.
May 30, 2007, midnight
S2E11 - Episode 37
* Intro Joke; Political Prisoners of the week: Paris Hilton and Aung San Suu Kyi.
* Change of names; Craig - Mick Molloy, Chris - Nikki Osborne, Julian - Akmal Saleh, Chas - Gary Eck, Andrew - Jackie O.
* Intro; Paris Hilton goes to jail; John Howard "Who do you trust?".
* Stunt; Testing the Peel Hotel and Polish club's gaydars with Tinky Winky.
* Mr. Ten Questions; Sophia Loren.
* Stunt; The Licciardello Plan for climate change.
* Ad/Trailer; First Tuesday Porno Club (Parody of First Tuesday Book Club).
* Citizens Infringement Officer; Wacky comedy t-shirts.
* Ad/Trailer; "Thank Allah You're Here" (Parody of Thank God You're Here).
* Firth in the USA; What do Americans remember about September 11, 2001.
* Song; "US Bases, hell why not?" (parody of US Forces by Midnight Oil highlighting (former lead singer) Peter Garrett's changes of policy).
* Observation; Different types of footwear hanging on wires above houses have different me
June 6, 2007, midnight
S2E12 - Episode 38
* Intro Joke; Spoiler result for tonights game: NSW 28 QLD 13
* Change of names; Craig - Michael Duffy, Chris - Gerard Henderson, Andrew - Janet Albrechtsen, Julian - Dalai Lama.
* Intro; John Howard praying for rain; Dalai Lama meeting the PM.
* If Life Were A Musical; Waiting for the doctor.
* Ad/Trailer; new directors for The Hobbit: Nick Giannopoulos - The Woggit, Woody Allen, Michael Moore.
* Stunt; Getting revenge on security guards.
* What have We Learned from Current Affairs this week? Anna's Segue of the Week - Dodgy Barcodes to Logies Fashions. Lesson 20: Chaser Stories including the Peter Meakin Booze Bus stunt and report.
* The Fixers; Cloning, which resulted in multiple George Pell's. Julian's Mobile, travelling to Mumbai, India for help.
* Mr. Ten Questions - Megan Gale.
* Porno Clichés - Stunt: Testing Clichés. Test 1: Handyman. Test 2: Pizza Boy. Test 3: Pool Boy.
* End of show joke : No More Material
* Song: The Fi
June 13, 2007, midnight
S2E13 - Episode 39
* Intro Joke; Disclaimer: Some of the shots in the opening credits may have been set up.
* Change of names; Craig - Libby Gore, Chris - Lisa Oldfield, Julian - Zoe Sheridan, Chas - Mary Moody
* Intro; Today Tonight on The Chaser's fake scenes, James Packer's wedding.
* Stunt; Julian using a mobile billboard to advertise "End Mobile Billboards Now!".
* Clive the Slightly-Too-Loud Commuter; Talking to his doctor about herpes
* Pursuit Trivia; New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark
o According to the Book of Revelation, what is the Number of the Beast? Answer: Six Six Six (did not answer).
o How many states are there in Australia Helen's Answer: Six (correct).
* Stunt; Chas taking part in "Pedestrian rage" instead of Road rage (which involved Chas running around with a car parts attached to his body)
* Stunt; Book fans dressing up as their favourite objects or characters from their books.
o Donna Hay cookbook: Some of her
June 20, 2007, midnight
S2E14 - Episode 40
* Intro Joke; First human to catch horse flu: Matt Shirvington.
* Intro; APEC Summit in Sydney, incorrect White House press releases
o Stunt; New uniforms for APEC leaders
o Stunt; Replacing Australian animals in the zoo
o Stunt; Glorifying APEC security measures (including doing checks on a Melbourne tram and in Hungry Jacks toilets)
* Ad/Trailer; The Horse Flu Handicap horse race at Phlegmington (featured horse flu related names for the horses racing)
* Clive the Slightly-Too-Loud Commuter; Talking to his doctor about his wife lactating apple cider
* Stunt; Sneaking weapons into prison
* Song; APEC protester (parody of "Subterreanean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan)
* Stunt; Andrew Hansen as a performer on Thank God You're Here
* Ad/Trailer; "Dicko" (Parody of Sicko)
* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week; Lesson 21: Things learned during the break which featured apologising to an actor who was calle
Sept. 5, 2007, midnight
S2E15 - Episode 41
Featuring the now infamous APEC stunt which made headlines around the world and landed the Chaser team in legal trouble.
* Intro Joke; Special Guest: "Pavarotting"
* Intro; APEC, Dryzabone Jackets, George W. Bush's speech mistakes
o Stunt; Using a fake Canadian Motorcade to transport Chas dressed up as Osama Bin Laden into the APEC restricted zone
o Stunt; Running around the streets of Sydney wearing cardboard Canadian cars
o Intro (continued); Shots of The Chaser standing with world leaders on the steps of the Sydney Opera House
o Stunt; Are RSL's harder to get into than APEC? (Involves attempting to get into RSL's with APEC ID's)
o Stunt; Chas ringing up a talkback radio station posing as someone else complaining about The Chaser
o Intro (continued); Kevin Rudd impressing the Chinese President Hu Jintao with his knowledge of Mandarin (with The Chasers placing fake subtitles on screen)
o Stunt; Publ
Sept. 12, 2007, midnight
S2E16 - Episode 42
* Intro Joke; Only 27 minutes to go until Summer Heights High
* Change of names; Craig - James Mathison, Chris - Andrew G, Julian - Kyle Sandilands, Chas - Ian "Dicko" Dickson, Andrew - Marcia Hines
* Intro; John Howard's poll results
* Stunt; Redecorating Malcolm Turnbull's office with John Howard posters
* Stunt; Being able to receive free goods and services on your wedding day (which included a free slab of beer, free food, free movie tickets and popcorn, a free jet boat ride, an unreserved table in an upmarket restaurant with a free dessert and a free performance from Kamahl)
* Surprise Spruiker; The Royal Australian Navy Base promoting free breast enlargement proccedures
* Firth in the USA; Should Muslims live as second class citizens in the United States?
* Sketch; Movie roles which Hugh Grant tried out for but didn't get the part. Included movies such as Jerry Maguire, A Few Good Men and Reservoir Dogs
* Stunt; Adult Shrek merchandise aime
Sept. 19, 2007, midnight
S2E17 - Episode 43
* Intro Joke; Now even more silent - Marcel Marceau
* Change of names; Craig - Milko, Chris - Kate Richie, Julian - Sally, Chas - Don't Go Alf, Andrew - Quitter
* Intro; The Australian Liberal Party dirt file, assuming John Howard is gay, Kevin Rudd and Alexander Downer talking about tax thresholds including Lateline's "other camera"
* Stunt; Bring Rob Mills down to Tasmania to see if the Tasmanian premier Paul Lennon minds
* Ad/Trailer; Classic Albums - Sounds of the Humpback Whale
* Open Mic; Upmarket shopping centre, Target, Woolworths, Westfield Group shopping centre
* Stunt; Seeing how many times Chas can complain about his meal at a restaurant and have it taken back
* If Life Were a Musical; Chas singing about having all his hair on his body shaved off and not just his face in a Barber shop
* Ad/Trailer; A Ingmar Bergman directed in-flight safety video, followed up by a review of it by David Stratton and Margaret Pomeranz from At the Movies
Sept. 26, 2007, midnight
S2E18 - Episode 44
* Intro Joke; On hunger strike for Burma - Isabelle Caro
* Change of names; Craig - Sporty Chaser, Chris - Posh Chaser, Julian - Scary Chaser, Chas - Baby Chaser, Andrew - Sporty-ish Chaser
* Intro; AFL Grand Final celebrations, Australian citizenship test
o Stunt; How many Australian nationals could pass the new citizenship test?
* Stunt; Showing prospective lessees around increasingly unsuitable rooms for rent
* Ad/Trailer; Stynx deodorant
* Stunt; Julian pretending to be an inspector and going around a carpet warehouse sale, putting up signs advertising excessive discounts
* Ad/Trailer; The World's Most Inconvenient Interviews 4
* Discussion; Israel's kosher mobile phone plans
* Ad/Trailer; "Jewcy" Rabbi Phone Chatline
* What Have We Learned From Current Affairs This Week?; Lesson 23: When the Cupboard's Bare. How to dredge up news stories from nowhere including reports on a bingo hall which banned patrons from bringing in dogs
Oct. 3, 2007, midnight
S2E19 - Episode 45
* Intro Joke; Estimated number of Britney jokes in this episode - 37
* Change of names; Craig - Hugh Laurie, Chris - Robert Sean Leonard, Julian - Jesse Spencer, Chas - Omar Epps, Andrew - Lisa Edelstein
* Intro; New Tasmanian pulp mill, Hillsong controversy
* Stunt; Craig posing as a courier and trying to deliver dangerous or unpleasant items to public buildings, such as live animals and a dummy bomb
* Ad/Trailer; Jeff Buckley - The Ultimate Collection
* Stunt; What is the most minor disability Chas can claim to have in order to get a disabled - only seat on public transport?
* If Life Were a Musical; Applying for a driving license
* Ad/Trailer; Albino Man
* Citizens' Infringement Officer; Standing on the wrong side of an escalator
* Election Watch; The African Immigration Experience
* The Fixers
o Mr. Potato Head: Following a news story earlier in the week where Sydney Airport detained a passenger trying to smuggle drugs in
Oct. 10, 2007, midnight
S2E20 - Episode 46
* Pre-show warning - The show may be offensive to Aboriginals and Torres Strait Islanders (A common warning on the ABC; in some indigenous cultures, death is taboo)
* Intro Joke; Tonight's episode paid for by the Exclusive Brethren
* Change of names; Craig - Laurie Oakes, Chris - Jim Middleton, Julian - Glenn Milne, Chas - Paul Bongiorno, Andrew - Michelle Grattan
* Intro; John Howard and Kevin Rudd election promises as well as debates and slogans
* Stunt; Craig dressing up as Emmett "Doc" Brown from Back to the Future and offering John Howard the chance to go back in time in a De Lorean DMC-12 and undo some of his decisions
* Ad/Trailer; Hocktober: A radio program based around the antics of Workplace Relations Minister Joe Hockey.
* Open Mic; Railway station, Karaoke at Woolworths
* Stunt; Chas taking naps in public when he is forced to wait for goods and services
* Ad/Trailer; Cats the movie as directed by Ken Loach
* Pursuit Trivia; Joe H
Oct. 17, 2007, midnight
S2E21 - Episode 47
* Intro Joke; Special guest worm: Richard Pratt
* Change of names; Craig - John Howard, Chris - Kevin Rudd, Julian - Bob Brown, Chas - Mark Vaile, Andrew - Lyn Allison
* Intro; No worm on the show tonight, televised election debate, election soundbites
o Stunt; Dressing up as white rabbits and following John Howard around, holding up signs for election issues such as "AFRICANS" and "ECONOMY" that he could "pull out of a hat" in order to win
* Stunt; Craig parking in the middle of the supermarket while he does his shopping, pretending that the car is a raffle prize for charity
* Ad/Trailer; Liberal Party election ad - If Labour wins, 100% of ACTU officials will be trade union members
* Sketch; Japanese TV
* Sketch; Chris taking showers and washing his car with the water stored inside a pet camel's hump, in order to beat the drought
* Election Watch; Unions
* The Fixers
o Oversize popcorn: Walking into a cinema with oversized
Oct. 24, 2007, midnight
S2E22 - Episode 48
* Intro Joke; Sporting event no one cares about: Boston Red Sox 4, Colorado Rockies 3
* Intro; Family First Party candidate accused of taking pornographic photos of himself, cabinet divisions over Kyoto, Kevin Rudd on Facebook, expulsions from the Labour Party
o Stunt; Showing up at Kevin Rudd's house for a sleepover, saying that as his Facebook friends he should let them stay the night
o Stunt; Pretending to read Peter Costello's mind via "thought bubbles"
* Ad/Trailer; A Convenient Cause
* Stunt; Putting WorkChoices advertising stickers on everything in a supermarket, including the employees
* Sketch; Face of Jesus seen in a toilet bowl
* Stunt; Andrew having conversations while turning his back on the other person, to see if this works as well as it does in soap operas
* Election Watch; The Grey Vote
* Citizens' Infringement Officer; People wearing "apparel" on a nudist beach (such as watches, jewellery and baseball caps)
Oct. 31, 2007, midnight
S2E23 - Episode 49
* Intro Joke; Late scratching from this week's show: Charles Firth
* Change of names; Craig - Master O'Reilly, Chris - Purple Moon, Julian - Mahler, Chas - Zipping, Andrew - Mr Ed
* Intro; National Party members going rollerskating, interest rate rise, controversial comments made by Peter Garrett
o Stunt; Barricading the house of Glenn Stevens, governor of the Reserve Bank
o The Soundbite Challenge; New segment where The Chaser counts up how many times a politician has repeated the same word or soundbite in one press conference. 10 uses of the word "jocular" by Peter Garrett.
o Stunt; Telling jokes to Steve Price to find out if he has any sense of humour at all
* Stunt; Dumping various items of junk in a modern art gallery and passing them off as new exhibits
* Ad/Trailer; Bunnings Warehouse 1: Takeover of small businesses
* Stunt; Trying to bribe people on the street to vote for the Labour Party
* Ad/Trailer; Geraldine Doo
Nov. 7, 2007, midnight
S2E24 - Episode 50
* Intro Joke; There's a Supreme Court injunction against this gag
* Change of names; Craig - Defecting to Nine, Chris - Defecting to Seven, Julian - Defecting to Understanding 50 Ads, Chas - Defecting to Ten, Andrew - Defecting to SBS
* Intro; Election campaign launches and slogans, people falling asleep at the sight of John Howard
* Stunt; Craig posing as an outdoor portrait artist and demanding large amounts of money for drawing stick figures of people
* Ad/Trailer; Least Favourite Things
* Open Mic; QANTAS terminal
* Stunt; Chas requesting a doggy bag for a very small amount of leftovers in a restaurant
* Clive the Slightly-Too-Loud Commuter; Discussing a plan to murder his mother
* Ad/Trailer; Elizabeth: The Golden Age with Bob Dylan taking Cate Blanchett's role as Elizabeth I of England (a reference to Blanchett playing Dylan in the film I'm Not There)
* Election Watch; The Environment
* The Fixers;
o John Edward: Dressi
Nov. 14, 2007, midnight
S2E25 - The Chaser Decides
Nov. 21, 2007, midnight
S2E26 - The Chaser Decides
Nov. 28, 2007, midnight