S3E1 - The Big Match
Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.
April 15, 1982, midnight
S3E2 - The Lock-Up
Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...
April 22, 1982, midnight
S3E3 - Finders, Keepers...!
Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?
April 29, 1982, midnight
S3E4 - The Sting
Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.
May 6, 1982, midnight
S3E5 - Suffer The Little Children
Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.
May 13, 1982, midnight
S3E6 - Vote, Mrs. Cantaford
Mrs. Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a "get rid of filth" ticket.
May 20, 1982, midnight
S3E7 - Police Intelligence
Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.
Aug. 24, 1982, midnight