Sept. 14, 1966, midnight 0.0
S3E1 - Lies, Lies, Lies
Gomer tries to convince his friends that a movie star has invited them all to a barbecue at her house.
Sept. 21, 1966, midnight 0.0
S3E2 - Crazy Legs Gomer
Carter plans to use Gomer to win the inter-squad competition.
Sept. 28, 1966, midnight 0.0
S3E3 - Gomer the Carrier
Gomer and Carter are the only ones who don't come down with German measles.
Oct. 5, 1966, midnight 0.0
S3E4 - Caution: Low Overhead
Sgt. Carter sets out to expose a fraud by proving to Gomer that the man who sold him a cheap watch is a crook.
Oct. 12, 1966, midnight 0.0
S3E5 - Show Me The Way to Go Home
Gomer is accused by a drunk's wife of turning her husband into an alcoholic.
Oct. 19, 1966, midnight 0.0
S3E6 - How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying
Carter sabotages Gomer's garden by putting vodka in his prize watermelon.
Oct. 26, 1966, midnight 0.0
S3E7 - Gomer and the Little Men From Outer Space
Carter sends Gomer to a psychiatrist when he claims he has seen men from outer space.
Nov. 2, 1966, midnight 0.0
S3E8 - The Borrowed Car
Gomer is arrested after wrecking Sgt. Carter's car.
Nov. 9, 1966, midnight 0.0
S3E9 - Gomer Pyle, Super Chef
Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook a meal.
Nov. 16, 1966, midnight 0.0
S3E10 - Marry Me, Marry Me
Gomer dates a girl with similar interests, then discovers that she considers them engaged after the first date.
Nov. 23, 1966, midnight 0.0
S3E11 - Cold Nose, Warm Heart
Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy only to find himself competing with it for her affections.
Nov. 30, 1966, midnight 0.0
S3E12 - Follow That Car
Gomer and Carter are captured by smugglers.
Dec. 14, 1966, midnight 0.0
S3E13 - It Takes Two to Tangle
Sgt. Carter learns Bunny was seen with another man.
Dec. 21, 1966, midnight 0.0
S3E14 - Whither the Weather
Gomer can predict the weather better than the weather bureau.
Dec. 28, 1966, midnight 0.0
S3E15 - Love's Old Sweet Song
A songstress applauds Gomer's song with a kiss.
Jan. 4, 1967, midnight 0.0
S3E16 - Gomer the Recruiter
Gomer unwittingly signs up a fugitive bank robber as a new recruit.
Jan. 11, 1967, midnight 0.0
S3E17 - The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle
Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach; then tries to meet the beauties Gomer appeared with in a magazine.
Jan. 18, 1967, midnight 0.0
S3E18 - Go Blow Your Horn
Carter tries to transfer Gomer to the Marine band.
Jan. 25, 1967, midnight 0.0
S3E19 - You Bet Your Won Ton
Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, not knowing it is a front for a gambling operation.
Feb. 1, 1967, midnight 0.0
S3E20 - Sue The Pants Off 'Em
Two shyster lawyers try to get Gomer and Carter to file a false damage suit after a near miss from an automobile.
Feb. 8, 1967, midnight 0.0
S3E21 - Gomer the Card Shark
Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card cheat.
Feb. 15, 1967, midnight 0.0
S3E22 - To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist
Sgt. Carter attempts to keep Gomer from re-enlisting.
Feb. 22, 1967, midnight 0.0
S3E23 - Lou Ann Poovie Sings Again
The Marine's favorite nightclub singer returns: Lou-Ann Poovie, who looks like a dream and sings like a nightmare. Sgt. Carter fights for her favors with two rivals -- Gomer and Duke.
March 1, 1967, midnight 0.0
S3E24 - Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend
Gomer's love for Welsh rarebit causes him to sleepwalk -- and to tell off Carter.
March 8, 1967, midnight 0.0
S3E25 - Sing a Song of Papa
A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night.
March 15, 1967, midnight 0.0
S3E26 - Where There's a Will
Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump.
March 22, 1967, midnight 0.0
S3E27 - Lost, the Colonel's Daughter
Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club, then tracks her to a beatnik den.
March 29, 1967, midnight 0.0
S3E28 - The Crow Ganef
Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone -- and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker.
April 5, 1967, midnight 0.0
S3E29 - One of Our Shells is Missing
Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell which the private lost during practice.
April 12, 1967, midnight 0.0
S3E30 - Lou Ann Poovie Sings No More
When Lou-Ann is about to be fired from her job as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.
