S1E1 - Let 'Em Eat Rolls
Bert is talking to Claudia about not getting into schemes anymore. She does not want him thinking about Rufus. She leaves and Rufus enters. He comes in with a man named Horatio Hollander. He was riding in Rufus' cab and Rufus did not want to leave him alone because he was depressed. Horatio is a singer and is looking for his big break. Horatio leaves Bert's Place. Rufus wants to make a milk shake. Bert tells Rufus to do everything he does when making it. Rufus does fine until the last part of making the milk shake and he makes a mess.
Claudia's old boyfriend from school Arnold Schreck comes into Bert's Place because the refrigerator in his Limo broke down. Bert sees that he is coming so he tells Rufus to go behind the counter and work. Bert says to Arnold that he is the owner of many restaurants. He asks for a sandwich and Rufus makes a tuna fish sandwich with ketchup on the inside and mustard on the outside. While this is going on Bert finds out that Arnold is a producer for a record
Sept. 25, 1968, midnight
S1E2 - Episode 2
Oct. 2, 1968, midnight
S1E3 - Episode 3
Rufus and Bert decide to hirer a company to produce a commercial for Bert's Place in hopes to make more money for the diner.
Oct. 9, 1968, midnight
S1E4 - Episode 4
Bert gets fed up with Rufus so he decides to spend some time in a cabin only for Rufus to end up there.
Oct. 16, 1968, midnight
S1E5 - Episode 5
Oct. 23, 1968, midnight
S1E6 - Episode 6
Oct. 30, 1968, midnight
S1E7 - Nostradamus Rides Again
Nov. 14, 1968, midnight
S1E8 - Credit Won't Buy You Happiness
Rufus asks Bert if he can use his credit card. Bert loans the credit card to him. When Bert needs it Rufus tells him that he has lost the credit card.
Nov. 21, 1968, midnight
S1E9 - Episode 9
Dec. 5, 1968, midnight
S1E10 - Guess Who's Comming to Poker
Dec. 12, 1968, midnight
S1E11 - Sake To Me
Bert and Rufus stir up trouble when they realize that the pancakes they are making for the diner have wine as an ingredient.
Jan. 16, 1969, midnight
S1E12 - Episode 12
Jan. 23, 1969, midnight
S1E13 - Take A Computer To Lunch
Rufus who is sick of love decides to try the modern technology and be entered in a computer dating service. Rufus and Bert all all excited about it. When the results from the machine comes back it turns out that Rufus' sole mate is Claudia. Bert does not know this and Rufus does not want to tell him.
Jan. 30, 1969, midnight
S1E14 - Episode 14
Feb. 5, 1969, midnight
S1E15 - Wanted: An Honest Thief
Feb. 12, 1969, midnight
S1E16 - The Importance Of Being Hairy
Feb. 19, 1969, midnight
S1E17 - The Courtship Of Miles Butterworth
Bert and Rufus' truck driver friend Big Tom announces he will be getting married to Gertie Zabisco. Big Tom has a bad habit of getting drunk and Gertie's brother knows this. He tells Rufus that if Big Tom does not show up he will be beaten up. Big Tom gets drunk and does not want to go to his wedding. Steve is ready to hurt Rufus.
Feb. 26, 1969, midnight
S1E18 - The World's Second Greatest Lover
March 5, 1968, midnight
S1E19 - Win, Place And Kill
March 12, 1969, midnight
S1E20 - Father Knows Nothing
March 19, 1969, midnight
S1E21 - Once More Without Feeling
March 26, 1969, midnight
S1E22 - The Splitting Headache
April 3, 1969, midnight
S1E23 - Love Comes To Annie Butterworth
April 10, 1969, midnight
S1E24 - The Best Ship of All is Freindship
April 17, 1969, midnight
S1E25 - The Prospector
Claudia is invited to a dinner party by her old flame Dewey Hamilton. Bert and Rufus want to keep and eye on her at the dinner party so they sneak in and dress up as waiters.
April 24, 1969, midnight