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59
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IMDb
6.6
/487/
Trakt
48
/9/
TMDb
64
/7/

Network: ITV
Episode Runtime: 25 min.
Season Runtime: 1675 min.
Status: Ended
Certification: NR

Never the Twain (1981)

Season 3 (Oct. 10, 1983, midnight)

Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane. It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.

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Never the Twain (1981)

Season 3 (Oct. 10, 1983, midnight)

Never the Twain is a British sitcom that ran for eleven series from 7 September 1981 to 9 October 1991. It was created by Johnnie Mortimer, and was the only sitcom he ever created without his usual writing partner, Brian Cooke. Mortimer wrote the entirety of the first two series and four episodes out of six of the eighth, with the rest being mainly written by Vince Powell and John Kane. It starred Windsor Davies and Donald Sinden as rival antique dealers, and also starred Derek Deadman, Zara Nutley, Robin Kermode, Tacy Kneale, Julia Watson, Honor Blackman, Teddy Turner and Maria Charles. The title is taken from the Rudyard Kipling poem; The Ballad of East and West.

59
?
IMDb
6.6
/487/
Trakt
48
/9/
TMDb
64
/7/
Johnnie Mortimer
Johnnie Mortimer
Director
Donald Sinden
Donald Sinden
Teddy Turner
Teddy Turner
Windsor Davies
Windsor Davies
Maria Charles
Maria Charles
Honor Blackman
Honor Blackman
Julia Watson
Julia Watson
Zara Nutley
Zara Nutley
Derek Deadman
Derek Deadman

Oct. 10, 1983, midnight 0.0

S3E1 - Taking Stock

Oliver and Simon have re-entered their partnership. They decide to do a stocktake. Oliver meets up with an old school friend, Bethan. Confusion ensues over a fake watch and a "pair" of candlesticks.
Oct. 17, 1983, midnight 0.0

S3E2 - Partners

Simon receives an offer for his shop. Oliver thinks that Ringo has won the pools and breaks his partnership with Simon, offering Ringo a partnership. However, thinks are not what they seem for either man.
Oct. 24, 1983, midnight 0.0

S3E3 - A Nose For Quality

Both Simon and Oliver believe that they have appointments to meet Lady Deveraux with a view to purchasing some of her antiques.
Oct. 31, 1983, midnight 0.0

S3E4 - The End Of The Line

Oliver and Simon discuss the issue of grandchildren. David claims to have had a vasectomy. Oliver and Simon join a dating agency as an alternative route to continuing their family lines.
Nov. 7, 1983, midnight 0.0

S3E5 - The Welsh Connection

Simon and Oliver go on a health kick. An auction in Wales causes disagreement between the two men.
Nov. 14, 1983, midnight 0.0

S3E6 - Not On The Same Wavelength

Simon and Oliver are invited as guests onto a radio show. The two men become convinced that Lyn is pregnant.
Network: ITV
Episode Runtime: 25 min.
Season Runtime: 1675 min.
Released: Sept. 6, 1981
Last Air Date: Oct. 9, 1991, midnight
Status: Ended
Certification: NR

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