S7E1 - Town Without Pity
Dick becomes the focus of the town's ire after a prisoner breaks out of jail using one of Dick's how-to manuals.
Oct. 24, 1988, midnight
S7E2 - Apples, Apples, Apples
Michael revs up the stale Ye Olde Apple Days festival, leaving George and his traditional activites in the cold..until George organizes a rival festival. Larry and his brothers stage a walk-a-thon when swampland is endangered.
Oct. 31, 1988, midnight
S7E3 - This Blood's For You
Stephanie is horrified to discover that a blood transfusion following an emergency appendectomy came from Darryl.
Nov. 14, 1988, midnight
S7E4 - I Married Dick
Dick and Joanna visit a therapist after Joanna becomes concerned that their marriage is stagnating. Stephanie is worried after discovering that Michael had large ears as a child.
Nov. 21, 1988, midnight
S7E5 - Goonstruck
Stephanie is attracted to the virile young stomemason working at the Inn.
Dec. 12, 1988, midnight
S7E6 - I Came, I Saw, I Sat
Dick's father visits the inn and, to Dick's consternation, resists all Dick's efforts to entertain him.
Dec. 19, 1988, midnight
S7E7 - Twelve Annoyed Men...and Women
Dick's patience is tried when he's elected foreman of a jury of the townspeople, who as always use their peculiar intellect to irk Dick.
Jan. 9, 1989, midnight
S7E8 - Home for the Hollidays
Joanna lands a job selling real estate. Her first sale hits a snag when her low-class clients, the Hollidays, stay at the inn while looking for a home.
Jan. 16, 1989, midnight
S7E9 - Shoe Business Is My Life
Michael goes job hunting after he's axed by WPIV.
Jan. 23, 1989, midnight
S7E10 - George and the Old Maid
The Inn's old maid, Madelyn Stone, returns after a 25 year absence to answer George's marriage proposal. Stephanie competes with Madelyn.
Feb. 6, 1989, midnight
S7E11 - Hi, Society
Dick fills in for Michael and takes Stephanie to a high society charity ball. Dick is the life of the party after Stephanie tells everyone that Dick owns a large hotel chain.
Feb. 13, 1989, midnight
S7E12 - Cupcake on My Back
Michael goes into debt after spending lavishly on Annual Cupcake Day.
Feb. 20, 1989, midnight
S7E13 - Another Saturday Night
Michael & Joanna endure a torturous evening at Larry, Darryl & Darryl's house. Dick gives a commencement speech at an exclusive school.
Feb. 27, 1989, midnight
S7E14 - The Nice Man Cometh
Dick is picked to be the sidekick for a new late night talk show hosted by an abrasive man who has it in for Dick.
March 13, 1989, midnight
S7E15 - One and a Half Million Dollar Man
Wealthy socialite Scooter Drake drops by Vermont looking to purchase an inn. While Joanna shows Scooter around, Michael begins a new career as a mime.
March 20, 1989, midnight
S7E16 - The Little Match Girl
While visiting Michael in a sanitarium (he's vacationing), Dick runs into illustrator Corinne Denby and invites her to collaborate with him on his next book...despite her habit of burning things.
March 27, 1989, midnight
S7E17 - Buy, Buy Blues
Stephanie goes on a shopping spree while she tries to forget Michael. Meanwhile Dr. Kaiser realizes she has developed an attraction for Michael (who's been released from the sanitarium).
April 10, 1989, midnight
S7E18 - Message from Michael
Michael becomes a last minute guest on Vermont Today and emerges a town favorite. The dimwitted locals hang on his every word.
April 24, 1989, midnight
S7E19 - Homes and Jo-Jo
Joanna gets her own realty television show providing a great lead-in for Vermont Today. Dick loves the big ratings but can't stand Joanna's amorous co-host. Meanwhile, one of the Darryls' receives a manservant as a present.
May 1, 1989, midnight
S7E20 - Georgie & Bess
George's Aunt Bess visits, shattering several of his childhood beliefs when he finds she wasn't the sweet lady he remembers. Dick and one of the Darryls play chess.
May 8, 1989, midnight
S7E21 - Murder at the Stratley
The townspeople accuse Dick or murdering Joanna after her ""disappearance"" strangely fits the scenario of his first murder-mystery novel, ""Murder at the Stratley"".
May 15, 1989, midnight
S7E22 - Malling in Love Again
Michael and Stephanie conduct personal interviews at the mall and realize that they're perfect together after all.
May 22, 1989, midnight