Jan. 8, 1986, midnight 0.0
S3E1 - Marriage Guidance
Daughter Lorraine and son-in-law Raymond are sent to a marriage counselor to talk over their troubles. Arthur decides to contribute his own advice, and the counselor is more confused than ever.
Jan. 15, 1986, midnight 0.0
S3E2 - Arthur Acting
Tracy brings home an actress friend, Abigail, who inspires Arthur to take up acting as well—as an amateur, of course.
Jan. 22, 1986, midnight 0.0
S3E3 - Comings and Goings
The amount of traffic in and out of the Crabtree house puts enormous strain on Arthur and the only bathroom in the house.
Jan. 29, 1986, midnight 0.0
S3E4 - The Summons
Neighbor Vera is issued a court summons over her collection of noisy animals, and decides to defend her own case.
Feb. 5, 1986, midnight 0.0
S3E5 - The Crabtree Code
Son Paul and live-in girlfriend Louise think they should get married, but their decision is not made any easier by all the unsolicited advice they get from family and friends.
Feb. 12, 1986, midnight 0.0
S3E6 - Happy Families (Part One)
New characters arrive at the Crabtree household: Raymond's traffic warden friend, Elsie; Nigel's girlfriend's Polish aunt Eva; and Raymond's charming ladies' man brother, George.
Feb. 19, 1986, midnight 0.0
S3E7 - Happy Families (Part Two)
Aunt Eva does not seem to be keeping up the housework she has agreed to do in exchange for the Crabtrees' hospitality, while Raymond's and his brother's behavior alarms everyone in the household.
Feb. 26, 1986, midnight 0.0
S3E8 - Dear Miss Davenport
Suspicions and misunderstandings abound when Arthur gets an attractive new secretary, Miss Celia Davenport, at the office, but her stay is only temporary.
March 5, 1986, midnight 0.0
S3E9 - Great Uncle Herbert
The Crabtrees see the name of their great uncle Herbert in a newspaper announcement seeking beneficiaries for some money, and they begin a mad search to find him in hopes of some benefit for themselves.
March 12, 1986, midnight 0.0
S3E10 - Trevor's Last Stand
Beryl is away, and Arthur becomes ill, and is nursed by Vera. Meanwhile, Vera's husband Trevor goes away on business and is nearly compromised by an over-enthusiastic female colleague.
March 19, 1986, midnight 0.0
S3E11 - The Video
The Crabtrees think they have achieved star status when they are chosen for the subject of a video project on family life made by local students... until they see what those candid cameras have captured.
March 26, 1986, midnight 0.0
S3E12 - Arthur's Move
Arthur decides that buying another small house will provide peace and quiet for Beryl and him. Then he decides that letting the children live there and pay rent is an even better idea. Then the real estate agent makes the real decision for everyone.
April 2, 1986, midnight 0.0
S3E13 - Silver Wedding
Arthur and Beryl each arrange a surprise for the other to celebrate their silver wedding anniversary, while the children plan another surprise, all adding up to conflict and confusion.
