Sept. 20, 1991, midnight 8.0
S1E1 - Pilot
A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.
Sept. 27, 1991, midnight 8.2
S1E2 - The Dance
Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel.
Oct. 4, 1991, midnight 8.0
S1E3 - Rules of the House
Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.
Oct. 11, 1991, midnight 7.8
S1E4 - First Anniversary
The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.
Oct. 18, 1991, midnight 8.2
S1E5 - Frank & Son
Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.
Oct. 25, 1991, midnight 7.5
S1E6 - Pulling Together
Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.
Nov. 1, 1991, midnight 6.5
S1E7 - Yo-Yo's Wedding
Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.
Nov. 8, 1991, midnight 8.0
S1E8 - Just for Kicks
Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.
Nov. 15, 1991, midnight 7.3
S1E9 - Into the Woods
Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.
Nov. 22, 1991, midnight 7.3
S1E10 - Mixed Messages
An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.
Nov. 29, 1991, midnight 7.0
S1E11 - A Day in the Life
While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and unfortunately they do.
Dec. 6, 1991, midnight 7.7
S1E12 - The New Car
J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk shop at dinner.
Dec. 13, 1991, midnight 7.0
S1E13 - Getting Organized
Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J.T.
Jan. 3, 1992, midnight 7.0
S1E14 - Home Alone
Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.
Jan. 17, 1992, midnight 7.7
S1E15 - Drive, He Said
Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.
Feb. 7, 1992, midnight 8.0
S1E16 - Bully for Mark
Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.
Feb. 14, 1992, midnight 8.0
S1E17 - The Boys in the Band
J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.
Feb. 21, 1992, midnight 7.7
S1E18 - School Daze
Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's ready to be committed.
Feb. 28, 1992, midnight 9.0
S1E19 - Country Club
A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.
March 6, 1992, midnight 5.0
S1E20 - Daddy's Girl
Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.
March 27, 1992, midnight 5.0
S1E21 - He Wanted Wings
Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.
April 24, 1992, midnight 5.0
S1E22 - Beauty Contest
Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.
