Sept. 22, 1995, midnight 5.0
S5E1 - Little Sister Don'tcha
J.T. and Rich are excited about going on dates, but J.T. didn't expect Al to be invited.
Sept. 29, 1995, midnight 5.0
S5E2 - Three Girls and a Baby
With Frank and Carol out for dinner, Dana, Karen and Al are left to watch their new baby sister.
Oct. 13, 1995, midnight 5.0
S5E3 - Party Animal
Cody, J.T. and Mark suspect their new neighbor is a jewel thief. Meanwhile, Dana moves out and loosens up a little too much.
Oct. 20, 1995, midnight 5.0
S5E4 - Midnight Caller
While working on the Family Helpline, J.T. and Dana mishandle a call from a troubled teen.
Oct. 27, 1995, midnight 5.0
S5E5 - Maid to Order
J.T. hires an aspiring model to be the family's maid; and Carol gets overly involved in Karen's cheerleading tryouts.
Nov. 3, 1995, midnight 5.0
S5E6 - Don't Ask
Tired of the kids acting "either lazy, selfish or brain-dead," Frank and Carol order them to fend for themselves.
Nov. 10, 1995, midnight 5.0
S5E7 - Hello, Mister Chips
Al takes a job at a cookie store and has to work alongside the company mascot, Mr. Chips the chimpanzee.
Nov. 17, 1995, midnight 5.0
S5E8 - Roadie
Cody's a roadie---"the coolest job in the world"---for singer Christi Rose, who asks him to become her bodyguard.
Nov. 24, 1995, midnight 5.0
S5E9 - The Wall
Mark scores points for the guys on the "geek wall" at a dance; Dana attempts to stir interest in a feminist study group; Frank and Carol experience a day at a health spa.
Dec. 1, 1995, midnight 5.0
S5E10 - Baby Come Back
J.T. and Al have dollar signs in their eyes when they take Lily to audition for a commercial.
Dec. 15, 1995, midnight 1.0
S5E11 - The Fight Before Christmas
Frank and Carol set up Al on a blind date with their friends' equally reticent son.
Jan. 5, 1996, midnight 8.0
S5E12 - What's Wrong with This Picture?
J.T. receives an offer he can't refuse: the chance to go out with a gangster's daughter.
Jan. 12, 1996, midnight 5.0
S5E13 - Beautiful Ladies of Wrestling
To win Super Bowl tickets, Frank and J.T. dress up as cheerleaders and face off against a pair of women wrestlers named Assault and Battery.
Jan. 26, 1996, midnight 5.0
S5E14 - Torn Between Two Mothers
When Frank's mother and Carol can't agree on child-rearing philosophies, Frank's caught in the middle of the power struggle.
Feb. 2, 1996, midnight 5.0
S5E15 - Snow Bunnies
Al feels compelled to check up on Matt when she learns he'll be on a ski trip with Stephanie "Love Boat" Leifer.
Feb. 9, 1996, midnight 2.0
S5E16 - Secret Admirer
Carol gets really ticked when Frank buys her a fake designer watch for Valentine's Day.
Feb. 16, 1996, midnight 5.0
S5E17 - Forever Young
A flirtatious girl disproves J.T.'s claim that a guy "would never trash a friendship over some stupid chick."
Feb. 23, 1996, midnight 5.0
S5E18 - Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
Dana brings her boyfriend Fleming home, and he promptly psychoanalyzes Frank.
March 8, 1996, midnight 5.0
S5E19 - Do the Right Thing
J.T. decides to rely on brain power to boost his grades rather than use a cheat sheet procured by his friend Rich.
March 15, 1996, midnight 5.0
S5E20 - The Bodyguard Formerly Known as Prince
Dana, Karen and Al meet a prince and his two assistants on a ski weekend, but the girls don't know which is the real royal.
April 26, 1996, midnight 5.0
S5E21 - Major Pain
Dana, J.T. and Rich take career-placement tests; Frank deals with an overly eager employee.
May 3, 1996, midnight 5.0
S5E22 - We're Going to Disney World (1)
Frank's mom treats everyone to a trip to Disney World, but there's some unexpected baggage---Rich and Flash.
May 10, 1996, midnight 5.0
S5E23 - We're Going to Disney World (2)
During a trip to Disney World, Flash tries to break a record for visiting every attraction.
May 17, 1996, midnight 5.0
S5E24 - Men at Work
When the local bar goes belly-up, Frank buys everything so he can turn his basement into a lounge for his guy friends.
