S3E1 - Comedians
Beavis and Butt-head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed and burn the place down.
Sept. 6, 1993, midnight
S3E2 - Carwash
Needing money to replace the batteries in their TV remote control, Beavis and Butt-head offer to wash a neighbor's vintage car. They take it for a drive to air dry it, and get into an accident with Mr. Anderson.
Sept. 6, 1993, midnight
S3E3 - Couch-Fishing
The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.
Sept. 7, 1993, midnight
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S3E5 - Kidnapped
Beavis and Butt-head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stewart for ransom money...but quickly get sick of him.
Sept. 8, 1993, midnight
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S3E6 - Naked Colony
Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.
Sept. 13, 1993, midnight
S3E7 - Tornado
The boys go to a trailer park during a tornado and (almost) get to ""do it"" with Lolita & Tanqueray.
Sept. 14, 1993, midnight
S3E4 - Incognito
After being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class.
Sept. 8, 1993, midnight
S3E8 - Cleaning House
Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.
Sept. 20, 1993, midnight
S3E9 - Scratch 'N' Win
The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.
Sept. 21, 1993, midnight
S3E10 - Scared Straight
Placed in a ""Scared Straight"" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.
Sept. 27, 1993, midnight
S3E13 - Sperm Bank
Beavis and Butt-head find a new way to make money.
Oct. 7, 1993, midnight
S3E15 - Citizen Butt-head
Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.
Oct. 18, 1993, midnight
S3E19 - True Crime
Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.
Nov. 1, 1993, midnight
S3E20 - The Trial
For throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-head are charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-head, guided by a vision of Doug Llewelyn of "The Pupil's Court," handles their defense.
Nov. 4, 1993, midnight
S3E17 - Ball Breakers
Beavis and Butt-head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.
Oct. 25, 1993, midnight
S3E14 - Buff 'N' Stuff
Buzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-head to work out.
Oct. 14, 1993, midnight
S3E23 - Canoe
The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making ""his move"" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.
Nov. 15, 1993, midnight
S3E21 - The Crush
Beavis and Butt-head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.
Nov. 8, 1993, midnight
S3E11 - Eating Contest
Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.
Sept. 30, 1993, midnight
S3E25 - Foreign Exchange
Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi ""Hiro"" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.
Dec. 9, 1993, midnight
S3E18 - Beavis and Butt-head Meet God
After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie ""Screwing Total Strangers,"" Beavis and Butt-head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet ""God"" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.
Oct. 28, 1993, midnight
S3E24 - Young, Gifted & Crude
The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.
Nov. 25, 1993, midnight
S3E22 - Plate Frisbee
Beavis and Butt-head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.
Nov. 11, 1993, midnight
S3E16 - Politically Correct
The boys watch the touching drama ""Joey Buttawipo: My Story;"" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school.
Oct. 21, 1993, midnight
S3E12 - Sporting Goods
Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper.
Oct. 4, 1993, midnight
S3E26 - A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head
Beavis and Butt-head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool.
Dec. 17, 1993, midnight
S3E27 - Closing Time
Working the late shift at Burger World, the boys make up some special ""curly fries,"" find new a use for the ceiling fan and have a visit from the health inspector.
Dec. 23, 1993, midnight
S3E28 - Most Wanted
The boys meet a tattooed, escaped serial killer who hears voices just like Beavis does.
March 5, 1994, midnight