S5E1 - Held Back
After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten.
Oct. 31, 1994, midnight
S5E2 - Killing Time
Beavis and Butt-head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV.
Oct. 31, 1994, midnight
S5E3 - Beard Boys
The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces.
Nov. 1, 1994, midnight
S5E4 - Choke
While eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the ""Him-lick Manure"" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way.
Nov. 2, 1994, midnight
S5E5 - Safe House
Todd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-head's house and directs the boys to 'act dumb' and keep him safe.
Nov. 3, 1994, midnight
S5E6 - Hard Sell
The boys get jobs as telemarketers; Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-head can't figure out what to do.
Nov. 4, 1994, midnight
S5E7 - Walkathon
Beavis and Butt-head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay.
Dec. 10, 1994, midnight
S5E8 - Temporary Insanity
The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff).
Dec. 10, 1994, midnight
S5E9 - Dude, A Reward
When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their ""captains,"" and return the camera for a reward.
Dec. 10, 1994, midnight
S5E10 - Walking Erect
The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes).
Dec. 13, 1994, midnight
S5E11 - Career Day
The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen's career day.
Dec. 16, 1994, midnight
S5E12 - Plastic Surgin'
Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.
Dec. 19, 1994, midnight
S5E13 - Take A Number
Beavis and Butt-head go to the ""Creatures of Rock"" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet.
Dec. 22, 1994, midnight
S5E14 - Beaverly Buttbillies
After watching ""The Beverly Hillbillies"" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead.
Dec. 26, 1994, midnight
S5E15 - Tainted Meat
Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers.
Dec. 29, 1994, midnight
S5E16 - Stewart Moves Away
Beavis and Butt-head learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.
Jan. 5, 1995, midnight
S5E17 - Top o' the Mountain
Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut.
Jan. 25, 1995, midnight
S5E18 - Party
When the boys decide to throw a party so they can 'cop a feel,' it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house.
Jan. 29, 1995, midnight
S5E19 - Wet Behind The Rears
Buzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies.
Jan. 29, 1995, midnight
S5E20 - Bad Dog
Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.
Feb. 9, 1995, midnight
S5E21 - Lightning Strikes
Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of ""Betsy Wiener"" from ""Decency In Media.""
Feb. 16, 1995, midnight
S5E22 - Dream On
Beavis and Butt-head can't seem to get up and off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland.
Feb. 23, 1995, midnight
S5E23 - Candy Sale
The boys are supposed to sell candy for school, but end up only selling it to each other -- with the same two dollars.
April 8, 1995, midnight
S5E24 - Animation Sucks
Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-head draw hundreds of ""dead people"" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two.
April 8, 1995, midnight
S5E25 - What's the Deal?
Beavis & Butt-head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards.
June 5, 1995, midnight
S5E26 - The History of Women
The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... they admire her butt.
June 5, 1995, midnight
S5E27 - To the Rescue
The boys are featured on a ""Rescue 911"" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane.
June 6, 1995, midnight
S5E28 - I Dream of Beavis
Beavis and Butt-head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it.
June 7, 1995, midnight
S5E29 - Pregnant Pause
Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant.
June 8, 1995, midnight
S5E30 - Here Comes the Bride's Butt
Beavis and Butt-head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride.
June 9, 1995, midnight
S5E31 - Screamers
After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them.
July 10, 1995, midnight
S5E32 - Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime?
Beavis and Butt-head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets.
July 10, 1995, midnight
S5E33 - Skin Trade
Beavis & Butt-head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur.
July 11, 1995, midnight
S5E34 - Oil Change
Beavis & Butt-head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil...
July 12, 1995, midnight
S5E35 - Buttniks
Beavis and Butt-head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio.
July 13, 1995, midnight
S5E36 - Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass
Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they ""wrestle with their manhood."" Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away.
Aug. 7, 1995, midnight
S5E37 - Another Friday Night
Beavis and Butthead kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police.
Aug. 7, 1995, midnight
S5E38 - Tired
The two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage.
Aug. 8, 1995, midnight
S5E39 - Close Encounters
McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients.
Aug. 9, 1995, midnight
S5E40 - Womyn
Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.
Aug. 10, 1995, midnight
S5E41 - Premature Evacuation
Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own.
Sept. 11, 1995, midnight
S5E42 - Whiplash
Beavis and Butt-head plan to fake getting injured so they can get insurance money; real injuries follow.
Sept. 11, 1995, midnight
S5E43 - Spare Me
Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, Butt-head learns what not to do with a tire-iron.
Sept. 12, 1995, midnight
S5E44 - Patsies
The ""Positive Acting Teens"" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-head.
Sept. 13, 1995, midnight
S5E45 - Murder Site
The boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-head.
Sept. 14, 1995, midnight
S5E46 - Spanish Fly
Beavis and Butt-head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class.
Oct. 9, 1995, midnight
S5E47 - Sexual Harrassment
The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them ""wood.""
Oct. 5, 1995, midnight
S5E48 - Bus Trip
A bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for Mr. Van Driessen.
Oct. 10, 1995, midnight
S5E49 - Green Thumbs
The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.
Oct. 11, 1995, midnight
S5E50 - Steamroller
The boys steal Mr. Anderson's steamroller, with predictable results.
Oct. 12, 1995, midnight