S13E24 - Show #2437
Jon Stewart and singer David Gray are tonight's guests.
S13E33 - Show #2446
The Rock and 13-year-old piano prodigy Kit Armstrong appear on tonights show.
S13E34 - Show #2447
Houston Astros pitcher (and 2006 NLCS MVP) Roy Oswalt presents the Top Ten; with a little help from Dave, Madonna rides a horse for the first time since a much-publicized incident two months earlier; Melissa Etheridge performs "I Run For Life."
S13E35 - Show #2448
Gavin MacLeod (in full Captain Steubing regalia) makes a few football prognostications; Al Franken promotes his new book; Al Green performs "Everything's Okay."
S13E37 - Show #2450
Uma Thurman and Rachel Ray appear on tonights show.
S13E41 - Jennifer Aniston, 50 Cent
S13E42 - Matthew Broderick, Teri Garr
S13E43 - Kelly Ripa, Hilary Duff
S13E44 - Steve Martin, the Teutul family from "American Chopper"
During "Audience Show & Tell," Dave meets a couple of film extras; Michael Sessions (the 18-year-old mayor of Hillside, Michigan) presents the Top Ten; Steve Martin sings with a choir and rides a motorcycle built by the Teutel boys.
S13E45 - Ted Koppel, Jim Gaffigan, Trey Anastasio
S13E46 - Kid scientists, John Cusack
S13E47 - Joaquin Phoenix, Trisha Yearwood
Over at Hello Deli, a lady from Des Moines, Iowa correctly guesses that Rupert is singing a Toby Keith song; Joaquin Phoenix promotes Walk The Line; Trisha Yearwood performed "Trying to Love You."
S13E48 - Ellen DeGeneres, Brad Paisley
S13E49 - Howard Stern, Pharrell Williams
S13E50 - Sen. John McCain, Carla Gugino
S13E51 - George Clooney, Ashlee Simpson
Dave shocks the audience with the news that Oprah Winfrey will be a guest on the show a week from Thursday; Biff undergoes Lasek eye surgery; George Clooney promotes "Syriana."
S13E52 - Dennis Quaid, Donovan McNabb
S13E53 - Stupid Pet Tricks, Claire Danes, Big Boi
President Bush drops by the theater but somehow gets himself locked out; in honor of Oprah's appearance next week, Dave gives everyone in the audience free vodka and Lipitor; throughout the night, Professor Robert Mundell tells Rodney Dangerfield jokes; Alan abruptly starts singing The Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps."
S13E54 - Megan Mullally, John Mayer Trio
S13E55 - John Malkovich, NASCAR Nextel Cup winner, Jim Gaffigan
Johnny Dark tries to sell Dave a 18-pound lobster; John Malkovich shares an amusing anecdote about his mother; race-car driver Tony Stewart plays "Joe Gibbs or Monkey?"
S13E56 - Stupid Human Tricks, Amanda Peet
Dave orders some decaf coffee from Starbucks; Dave reveals the giant Oprah photo in the backdrop again, then puts a much smaller photo of Regis right next to it; Amanda Peet promotes Syriana; The Darkness perform "Is It Just Me?"
S13E57 - Regis Philbin, Colin Hanks
S13E58 - Charlize Theron, Maureen Dowd
S13E59 - Oprah Winfrey, Bonnie Raitt
S13E60 - Rodeo champion Billy Etbauer
S13E61 - Jack Black, Reggie Bush, Sinead O'Connor
S13E62 - Sarah Jessica Parker, John Witherspoon
S13E63 - Stephen Colbert, Aqualung
Dave participates in a Holiday toy demonstration; Biff tells "It's so cold..." jokes; Aqualung performs "Brighter Than Sunshine."
S13E64 - Alec Baldwin, Shakira
S13E65 - Dr. Phil McGraw, Bill Scheft
S13E66 - Jim Carrey, We Are Scientists
S13E67 - Bonnie Hunt, Stephen A. Smith
Tonights guests include Bonnie Hunt and Stephen A. Smith.
S13E68 - Nathan Lane, Tom Dreesen
S13E69 - Jamie Foxx, Andy Kindler
S13E70 - Rosie Perez, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love
S13E71 - Heather Graham, Fall Out Boy
Dave explains how he ordered Sue Hum to make a cupcake costume just for heck of it; Biff reads a movie review from the newspaper; Heather Graham promotes her new sitcom; Fall Out Boy performs "Dance, Dance."
S13E72 - Bill O'Reilly, Eric Bana
Tonights guests include Bill O'Reilly and Eric Bana.
S13E73 - Pierce Brosnan, Marv Albert
S13E74 - Felicity Huffman, David Rakoff, Common
S13E75 - Amy Sedaris, Dennis Regan, the Temptations
Johnny Dark "celebrates" 39 years as a CBS page; Alan makes predictions for 2006; The Temptations perform "My Girl."
S13E76 - Albert Brooks, Kristin Cavallari
The apparent theme of the night is "Love Train"; Albert Brooks sings "Thanks to the Memories" believing that Dave is retiring; "Laguna Beach" star Kristen Cavallari promotes her new reality show.
S13E77 - Scarlett Johannsen, Tiki Barber, Imogen Heap
Dave demands that the O'Jays perform "Love Train" on the show; Alan criticizes "Dancing with the Stars," then starts prancing around in a gold shirt; Scarlett Johansson (in her first appearance on the show in eight years) promotes Match Point.
S13E78 - Queen Latifah, Bob Sarlatte
S13E79 - Kiefer Sutherland, Alicia Keys, Andy Samberg
S13E80 - Tom Cavanagh, Jake Johannsen
S13E81 - Martin Lawrence, Kari Byron, Matisyahu
Dave laments the Colts' playoff loss and teases with retirement again; Alan's alter ego "Fat Momma Kalter" storms out of the theater; Matisyahu performs "King Without a Crown."
S13E82 - Tatum O'Neal, Jeff MacGregor
Dave wears the skin of a roasted chicken on his head; Rupert and the models are subject to a pizza taste test; "Is This Anything?" is revived to Dave's delight; "Leyan Lo" (the new world record-holder for solving a Rubik's Cube) fails to beat his personal best and melts down onstage.
S13E83 - Kate Beckinsale, Bob Saget
Tonights guests include Kate Beckinsale and Bob Saget.
S13E84 - Cheryl Hines, Anna Nalick, Mike Vanderjagt
S13E85 - Charles Grodin, Jordana Brewster
A cop from New Jersey pleads the fifth on "Know Your Current Events"; Johnny Dark comments on Dave's heart; Charles Grodin defends his performance in the 1976 remake of King Kong.
S13E87 - Bernie Mac, Beth Orton
Dave celebrates 2,500 shows at CBS with "Staffer Memories"; a recent graduate from Penn State is invited to ride a taxi pantsless; Dave and Emma Thompson instigate a pie fight.
S13E88 - Mischa Barton, Jeff Altman, Wicked Wisdom
Esteban sits in with the band; Jeff Altman shares an amusing story about Johnny Carson; Wicked Wisdom (a band with Jada Pinkett-Smith on lead vocals) performs "Something Inside of Me."
S13E89 - Tommy Lee Jones, Anthony Hamilton
S13E90 - P Diddy, Train
Paul does his "Carnac" homage again during "Stump The Band"; Olympic snowboarder Seth Wescott presents the Top Ten; Pat Farmer drops stale chips and dip onto 53rd Street; Train performed "Cab."
S13E91 - Harrison Ford, Michael Bublé
Comedian Andy Kindler reports from Super Bowl XL; Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger gets his beard shaved off by Dave and an audience member; Harrison Ford announces that he's in "a bubble of giddiness."
S13E92 - Beyonce Knowles, Stephen A. Smith
S13E93 - Rachel Weisz, Beastie Boys
Biff pretends to report from the Grammys; "Stupid Human Tricks" includes a woman who whistles the theme from The Andy Griffith Show with her toes; The Beastie Boys perform "So What'cha Want" with several audience members holding handheld camcorders.
S13E94 - Senator John McCain, Heidi Klum
Tonights guests include Senator John McCain and Heidi Klum.
S13E95 - Martha Stewart, Michael Bublé
S13E96 - Geena Davis, INXS
S13E97 - Julianne Moore, Randy Jackson, The O'Jays
S13E98 - Charles Barkley, Catherine Keener
S13E99 - Jimmy Fallon, Hannah Teter, She Wants Revenge
S13E100 - Donald Trump, Bill Burr
S13E101 - Marcia Cross, Daytona 500 Winner
S13E102 - Matthew Fox, Brian Regan, Broadway's Jersey Boys
S13E103 - Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Teutuls
S13E104 - Amanda Peet, Jack Hanna
Amanda Peet and Jack Hanna are featured guests plus Peter Griffin of Family Guy presents the Top Ten!
S13E105 - Hugh Laurie, Ne-Yo
Tonights guests include Hugh Laurie and Ne-Yo.
S13E106 - Bruce Willis, The Strokes
Tonights guests include Bruce Willis and The Strokes.
S13E107 - Barbara Walters, Tyler James Williams
S13E108 - Sarah Jessica Parker
Declaring that there are "more monkeys than ever," Dave meets the 2006 monkey-calling champions; Chef Giada De Laurentiis makes veal scallops for Dave and Sarah Jessica Parker (but not Paul).
S13E109 - Harry Connick Jr., Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
S13E110 - Ricky Gervais, The Subways
Johnny Dark gives a tour of the theater; "Will It Float?" travels to Trump Tower; Ricky Gervais promotes his new children's book; The Subways perform "Rock and Roll Queen."
S13E111 - Emma Thompson, Frank Caliendo, Beth Orton
S13E112 - Howard Stern, Carrie Underwood
S13E113 - Natalie Portman, Al Franken
S13E114 - Vin Diesel, Trey Parker & Matt Stone
S13E115 - Denzel Washington, Diablo Cody
S13E116 - Marcia Cross, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins
S13E117 - David Spade, Teddy Geiger
S13E118 - Sharon Stone, Mark Fainaru-Wada, Lance Williams
S13E119 - Ray Romano, Willie Nelson
S13E120 - Josh Hartnett, Chris Elliott, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
S13E121 - Antonio Banderas, Patrice Oneal, Flaming Lips
Dave promises a box of Explod-O-Pop popcorn to every member of the audience; Liza Minnelli performs "I'm Glad I'm Not Young Anymore" to celebrate her 60th birthday; Al Lubel riffs on voting and anti-depressents.
S13E122 - Liza Minnelli, Al Lubel
S13E123 - Billy Crystal, Johnny Damon
S13E124 - Geena Davis, Aaron Eckhart, Sonya Kitchell
S13E125 - Jason Randal, Mandy Moore, Ben Harper
S13E126 - Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tyler Perry, Death Cab For Cutie
S13E127 - Paul Rudd, Gretchen Mol, Mary J. Blige
Tonight's guests include Eva Longoria and Barry Sonnenfeld.
S13E128 - Eva Longoria, Barry Sonnenfeld
Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top sits in with the band; Dave, Tony, Rupert, and Alan have fun with sirens; Jane Fonda discusses her marriage to Ted Turner; Shooter Jennings performs "Gone to Carolina."
S13E129 - Jane Fonda, Shooter Jennings
S13E130 - Craig Furguson, Alexis Bledel, Tom Russell
Dave sits down with fellow talk-show host Craig Furguson. He also talks with Gilmore Girls star Alexis Bledel, and Tom Russell.
S13E131 - Piedmont Bird Callers, Michael Douglas, Emmylou Harris, Mark Knopfler
Tonights guests include Keri Russell, Brian and Tina Miser and Jerry Lee Lewis.
S13E132 - Kerri Russell, Jerry Lee Lewis, Human Cannonball Team
S13E133 - Tom Hanks, Kanye West
S13E134 - Tom Cruise, Jamie Oliver
S13E135 - Rosie Perez, Danica Patrick
S13E136 - Julia Roberts, Pearl Jam
S13E137 - Vince Vaughn, K.T. Tunstall
S13E138 - Derek Jeter, Michelle Monghan, Barnum & Bailey Circus
S13E139 - Kurt Russell, The Little Willies
S13E140 - Jason Lee, Jack Hanna
S13E141 - Teri Hatcher, Tom Dreesen, Michel Lauziere
S13E142 - Edie Falco, Pete Correale, Van Hunt
S13E143 - Kid Scientists, William Shatner, Angels & Airwaves
Dave orders a reluctant Rupert to eat at Ranch 1; "True Tales of the Late Show Interns" expose the dark underbelly of the show's goings-on backstage; Debra Messing discusses childrearing.
S13E144 - Debra Messing, Chris Russo
Dave previews some of the new TV shows premiring in the fall; Bruce Willis tries to hold his breath underwater for nine minutes; Goldfrapp performed "Lost Cause."
S13E145 - Bruce Willis, Goldfrapp
Tonights guests include Rebecca Romijn from "X-Men 3: The Last Stand" and The Eagles of Death Metal.
S13E146 - Stupid Pet Tricks, Rebecca Romijn, Eagles of Death Metal
Tonight's guests include Jennifer Garner from "Alias" and Mary Cheney (author of "Now It's My Turn").
S13E147 - Jennifer Garner, Harry Hill
Several staffers give advice to college graduates; Martha Stewart finally opens up to Dave about prison life, Criss Angel falls into a woodchipper and survives; the Dixie Chicks performed "Not Ready To Make Nice."
S13E148 - Martha Stewart, Dixie Chicks, Criss Angel
Dave sends Rupert into the nearby Jamba Juice; Martin Short sings the virtues of the NSA; Biff comments on the Barry Bonds controversy; James Blunt performed "High."
S13E149 - Martin Short, James Blunt
Dave reveals the hot new toys for Christmas (seven months early); Jennifer Aniston dodges questions about her relationship with Vince Vaughn; Rob Zombie performs "America Witch."
S13E150 - Jennifer Aniston, Rob Zombie
Several naval officers participate in "Stump the Band"; tonight's "Immigrant Success Stories" segment fails to give a through profile to Dr. Henry Kissinger; Dave and Jesse James discuss welding.
S13E151 - Halle Berry, Harold Perrineau, Jesse James
S13E152 - Bill Maher, Rita Wilson
S13E153 - Lindsay Lohan, Sam Hornish Jr.
S13E154 - Bonnie Hunt, Elvis Costello, Allen Toussaint
S13E155 - Kyra Sedgwick, Al Franken
S13E156 - Meredith Vieira, Jeremy Piven, My Morning Jacket
S13E157 - Michael Keaton, Wolfmother
S13E158 - Paris Hilton, Will Shortz
S13E159 - Tim Russert, Cat Power
S13E160 - Stephen Colbert, Mark Cuban, Neko Case
S13E161 - Sandra Bullock, Widespread Panic
Iraqi terrorist Abu Hamza Al-Muhajir is spotted in the audience; Robert Duvall discusses some of the movies he has appeared in and his wife�s family in Argentina; Sonic Youth performed "Incinerate."
S13E162 - Robert Duvall, Tommy Tiernan, Sonic Youth
Geoff Ogilvy, the winner of this years U.S. Open, reads tonights Top Ten List; Adam Sandler discusses fatherhood and a hilarious incident in a hotel room in Mexico; Julie Chen discusses being married to Les Moonves and the new series of "Big Brother."
S13E163 - Adam Sandler, Julie Chen
S13E164 - Nicole Richie, Brandon Routh
S13E165 - Dwyane Wade, Amy Sedaris, Morningwood
S13E166 - Meryl Streep, Yellowcard
For the first time in several years, Dave asks Steph/Monty to imitate her ex-boyfriend's dancing abilities; Al Gore discusses global warming and the current state of American politics; Rock Kills Kid performed "Paralyzed."
S13E167 - Al Gore, Rock Kills Kid
Sue Hum walks towards a camera onstage for the sole purpose of applying lipstick; Kevin Spacey shares an amusing anecdote about Courtney Love and Peter O'Toole; The Streets perform "When You Wasn't Famous."
S13E168 - Kevin Spacey, The Streets
S13E169 - Anne Hathaway, Jim Gaffigan, Dashboard Confessional
The Family Feud board is resurrected; Dave observes film footage of a monkey undergoing a root canal; Fred Willard tells a dirty joke; Martha Wainwright performed Leonard Cohen's "Tower of Song."
S13E170 - Robert Downey Jr., Fred Willard, Martha Wainwright
S13E171 - Johnny Depp, Broken Social Scene
Dave shows a photo of The Doors in response to a pre-show audience question; Tom Brokaw plugs his new book; Paul Simon performs "Outrageous."
S13E172 - Tom Brokaw, Paul Simon
S13E173 - John Witherspoon, The Fray
S13E174 - Paul Reubens, Yunjin Kim, Nelly Furtado
S13E175 - Denis Leary, New York Met David Wright, the Wreckers
S13E176 - Luke Wilson, Band of Horses
S13E177 - Anderson Cooper, Greg Fitzsimmons
Tonight's guests include Kate Hudson and Patrice O'Neal.
S13E178 - Kate Hudson, Patrice O'Neal
A man on the street showers himself under the Late Show Shower-Cam; in honor of her 85th birthday, Dorothy presents the Top Ten; Bryce Dallas Howard promotes "Lady in the Water."
S13E179 - Regis Philbin, Bryce Dallas Howard
Tonights guests include Uma Thurman and Morgan Spurlock.
S13E180 - Uma Thurman, Morgan Spurlock, egg catchers Brad Freeman and Patrick Breault
Tonight's guests include Martin Short and Pink.
S13E181 - Martin Short, Pink
Sue Hum asks Dave if he could make change for a twenty; the show is interrupted by a phony CBS Special Report; Donald Trump is escorted onstage by four Miss Universe contestants; the Sam Roberts Band performed "Bridge to Nowhere."
S13E182 - Donald Trump, Nick Griffin, Sam Roberts
Dave and Gerard discuss Christie Brinkley's divorce before the show; 2006 Tour de France winner "Floyd Landis" takes a victory lap around the theater; Shannon Eis and Dave goof around during a "New Summer Toys" segment; India.Arie performs "There's Hope."
S13E183 - Colin Farrell, India.Arie
S13E184 - Greg Kinnear, reptile expert Dr. Darrel Frost, Tapes 'n Tapes
A short comedy bit involving Dave, Sue Hum, and a bowl of gazpacho is botched; Dave examines Scarlett Johansson's teeth; the Teutel Boys from "American Chopper" show off their newest souped-up cycle, the OCC Splitback.
S13E185 - Scarlett Johansson, Paul Teutul Jr. and Sr.
During "Stump the Band," an audience member completely forgets the title of his disputed tune; controversial cyclist "Floyd Landis" is beaten up by the NYPD; The Spinners perform "I'll Be Around" and "Mighty Love."
S13E186 - Johnny Depp, the Spinners
Dave reads out loud the lost letters of Albert Einstein; "Biff Henderson's 'Where Are They Now?'" looks at the late Buddy Ebsen; Tom Dreesen promotes his new one-man show and takes a few lighthearted jabs at his first wife.
S13E187 - Jamie Foxx, Tom Dreesen
S13E188 - Samuel L. Jackson, Gnarls Barkley
S13E189 - Hilary Duff, Jason Randal, Dirty Pretty Things
Tonights guests include Jessica Biel and Christina Aguilera.
S13E190 - Jessica Biel, Christina Aguilera
Throughout the night, a guy named Bob Zick stands over by the staircase and laughs at everything Dave says; Samuel L. Jackson stars in the much-hyped sequel "Snakes in a Deli"; elderly sock puppet expert Jack Fisette has a demonstration with Dave; Fatboy Slim performed "That Old Pail of Jeans."
S13E191 - Whoopi Goldberg, sock puppeteer Jack Fisett, Fatboy Slim
S13E192 - Edward Norton, Greg Fitzsimmons
Dave and Steph/Monty play stickball out on 53rd Street; Julianna Margulies discusses overcoming her fear of snakes during a filming of a certain Samuel L. Jackson movie; stand-up comedian "Andy Sansone" bombs in his alleged network television debut; OutKast performed "Morris Brown."
S13E193 - Julianna Margulies, Andy Sansone, Outkast
"Raul Castro" fields questions for the audience; Chris Elliott auditions for the CBS soap "Guiding Light," Razorlight performed "America."
S13E194 - Chris Elliott, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Razorlight
An audience member compares Dave to Alfred E. Neuman; Dave and Paul play "Let's Scare the Hell Out of Rupert"; Busta Rhymes performs "Touch It, I Love My B----, New York S---."
S13E195 - John McEnroe, Artie Lang, Busta Rhymes
S13E196 - Mark Wahlberg, Ruth Regina, M. Ward
S13E197 - Maggie Gyllenhaal, Albert Pujols