Sept. 26, 1998, midnight 0.0
S3E1 - Best Dressed Burglars
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals”, we’ll witness joy riding teenagers desperately in need of drivers Ed, some best dressed burglars, and a scenario worse than just getting your hand stuck in a toilet.
Sept. 26, 1998, midnight 0.0
S3E2 - Man vs. Machine
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal getting away more evil than Knievel, an insider theft of diamonds big enough to choke on and a relentless battle of man vs. machine.
Oct. 3, 1998, midnight 0.0
S3E3 - Funeral Flare-Up
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a small town getting terrorized by a big pig, a hard hitting reminder of why should always wear a helmet and a flare-up at a funeral home.
Oct. 10, 1998, midnight 0.0
S3E4 - Home Exterminator
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a home exterminator ridding a house of valuables, a camera catching a burglar literally breaking and then entering and a criminal who got the shaft before court.
Oct. 17, 1998, midnight 0.0
S3E5 - Rookie Robbery
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness two rookie robbers starting a life of crime, a lady who holds a full mink coat in her stretch pants and a liquor store robber whose plan is 100 proof stupid.
Oct. 24, 1998, midnight 0.0
S3E6 - Restroom Robber
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal you might mistake for an action star, a man caught in the women’s restroom and a guy looking to meet girls by breaking into cars.
Oct. 31, 1998, midnight 0.0
S3E7 - Squirreled Away
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some serious squirrel coaxing, an ATM that became an ATV when bank robbers went on the road and a man who hopes no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.
Nov. 7, 1998, midnight 0.0
S3E8 - Singing for Supper
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a huge divide of loot when you bring everyone you know on a caper, a group of officers that make criminals sing for their supper and a clever way to break into a store.
Nov. 14, 1998, midnight 0.0
S3E9 - Private Peeping Tom
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a peeping Tom protective over his territory, a drunk driver who leaves a lasting impression that leaves him high and dry and a man wired on more than nicotine.
Nov. 21, 1998, midnight 0.0
S3E10 - Stealing Stinks
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man who broke into a van and got more than he bargained for, a robber who could use a pale and shovel for his disguise and a guy who literally reeks of guilt.
Nov. 28, 1998, midnight 0.0
S3E11 - Stool Pigeon
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a parrot that might really be a stool pigeon, some teenagers out in the middle of the night and the world’s slowest car chase.
Jan. 16, 1999, midnight 0.0
S3E12 - Half-Baked Burglary
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness what happens when a guy has a half-baked idea to steal a bread truck, a major mistake with a major appliance that stops a crook cold and much more.
Jan. 23, 1999, midnight 0.0
S3E13 - Bumper Crop
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness someone trying to make their mark, a photo-happy proud pot-grower and someone who skimps on the expense of a full-time getaway driver.
Jan. 30, 1999, midnight 0.0
S3E14 - On Thin Ice
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a crook sliding on thin ice before a major slip-up, a wakeup call for criminals to select a new career and much more.
Feb. 6, 1999, midnight 0.0
S3E15 - Meter-Maid Rescue
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a guy choosing a strange way to make up with his girlfriend, the underestimated crime-fighting force of meter-maids and much more.
Feb. 13, 1999, midnight 0.0
S3E16 - Chimney Surprise
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a few criminals who try to play “Santa” and dive down a chimney, a cab driver who gets the best of a passenger and a man who should have just called a ride.
Feb. 20, 1999, midnight 0.0
S3E17 - Pot Pup
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a pup with some pot whose owners get collared, law enforcement’s cool new invention and a thief with a flood of problems.
Feb. 27, 1999, midnight 0.0
S3E18 - Picture Perfect
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a developing case of picture perfect stupidity, a clumsy duct-dwelling criminal with nowhere to vent his anger and a dope two time zones from his destination.
March 6, 1999, midnight 0.0
S3E19 - Sticky Fingers
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal who missed his exit by a long shot, a criminal-tagging pizza boomerang and some misguided fellows who turn themselves in after a wrong turn.
March 13, 1999, midnight 0.0
S3E20 - Houdumbi
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a getaway plan based on running in a circle, a silly crook whose magic trick earns him the name Houdumbi and a blockhead in a cell who regrets passing a note.
May 1, 1999, midnight 0.0
S3E21 - Saucy Saga
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a toilet-bound wrench-wielding sector of society, a man in his birthday suit caught by an undercover officer and the saucy saga of a man saved by a grocery item.
May 8, 1999, midnight 0.0
S3E22 - Whose Got Mail?
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a mailman hungry for birthday cards, a man intoxicated by his molotov cocktail and a canine officer with a story that’d be a mistake to ignore.
May 15, 1999, midnight 0.0
S3E23 - Need a Lift
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a couple getting more than their belongings back, a cop that helps a criminal with his pants and a fella who can’t recall his unforgettable night.
May 22, 1999, midnight 0.0
S3E24 - Short Fuse
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal with a handful of dynamite and a short fuse, a crook getting familiar with license plates before jail and a sure-fire accident waiting to happen.
May 29, 1999, midnight 0.0
S3E25 - Diaper Boy
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a video proving the escalator won’t be the only thing going down, a camera showing more than bears in the woods and a diaper-fitted criminal who earns a spanking.
June 5, 1999, midnight 0.0
S3E26 - Sleepy Service
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a robber counting cash while a waitress counts sheep, some guys who would rather not wait for a sale and much more.
