Sept. 27, 2001, midnight 0.0
S1E1 - Pilot
Schwartz longs to get Eve back following their breakup, but if he can't have her, he at least wants a date to the Cobert's party.
Oct. 4, 2001, midnight 0.0
S1E2 - Let's Go to the Videotape
Schwartz wants to be friends with Eve, but a homemade sex videotape that she wants and he can't find poses a problem.
Oct. 18, 2001, midnight 0.0
S1E3 - The Pinch Hitter
Schwartz needs to find a co-announcer for a potential gig, but the guy William pairs him with is a lush.
Oct. 25, 2001, midnight 0.0
S1E4 - Event Night
At the Cobert's party, Eve's and Emily's matchmaking plans for Schwartz and Julie, respectively, go awry.
Nov. 29, 2001, midnight 0.0
S1E5 - Comic Relief Pitcher
Schwartz's television job isn't what he thought it would be. Meanwhile, Julie plans an apartment rental scam to make some cash.
Dec. 6, 2001, midnight 0.0
S1E6 - Roommates
Schwartz dates a woman who sees more in his relationship with Julie than he does. Meanwhile, Julie sees plenty in her tenant.
Dec. 20, 2001, midnight 0.0
S1E7 - Play-Action Fake Boyfriend
Julie begs Schwartz to pretend to be her boyfriend for her marriage-minded parents. Meanwhile, David tries to do something romantic for Emily.
Dec. 27, 2001, midnight 0.0
S1E8 - Eve's Date with Schwartz's Destiny
Schwartz plays third wheel after learning that Eve is dating an NHL bigwig. Meanwhile, David wants Emily to stop doing a British character.
Jan. 3, 2002, midnight 0.0
S1E9 - Kissing Cousin
David asks Schwartz to crush his cousin's dream of being a sportscaster, but Schwartz is so smitten with her that he can't.
S1E10 - It's All in the Footwork
Schwartz dates a dancer, but there's just one problem -- he can't dance. What's worse is that he worries his two left feet will lead her to think he's clumsy in bed, too.
S1E11 - Service, Schwartz (a.k.a. Service, Mr. Schwartz)
Schwartz can't seem to find the right assistant, so Gene takes it upon himself to hire Julie without consulting him. Which puts Schwartz in a bind, since Julie is incompetent, but he can't bring himself to tell her so.
S1E12 - Bless Me Father, For I Have Fired You
Schwartz fires Gene as St. Pita's commercial spokesman, fearing the demographic he represents is undesirable.
S1E13 - He Ain't Funny, He's My Brother
Schwartz's funnyman brother, Rick, visits, and bad blood arises when he manages to steal his job at St. Pita's.
