S2E1 - Super Birthday Snake
Meatwad asks for a bunny for his birthday, but Master Shake gets him the wrong gift... a snake! Frylock accidentally kills Meatwad and Master Shake after the snake eats them. Free from his friends, Frylock takes up a life of crime and sex.
May 25, 2003, midnight
S2E2 - Super Hero
Master Shake decides to become a superhero named "The Drizzle". In his attempt to be noticed, he douses himself in toxic waste, hands out "Drizzle Phones" and orders a costume.
June 1, 2003, midnight
S2E3 - Super Bowl
After Meatwad finds two Super Bowl tickets inside a bag of chips, everyone tries to get on his good side in order to claim the second ticket. Soon the contest goes to Meatwad's head and he tries to take advantage of Carl and Shake.
June 8, 2003, midnight
S2E4 - Super Computer
Frylock invents a new, ridiculously advanced super computer but Shake's incompetence sends it careening into Carl's house. Frylock builds another one but the advanced technologies involved accidentally send the machine back in time!
June 15, 2003, midnight
S2E5 - Super Model
Master Shake comes back from a trip to Guatemala with a new nose. With his new-found "beauty", Shake sets out to make himself the best damn looking person in the world.
June 22, 2003, midnight
S2E6 - Super Spore
While The Aqua Teens are chilling in Carl's Pool one day, an alien tentacle reaches out and grabs Shake. The alien uses Shake as his method to speak with the others. The problem is, the alien only speak Japaneses. The alien is also not housebroken. Frylock takes it upon himself to civilize this new comer from space.
June 29, 2003, midnight
S2E7 - Super Sir Loin
Meatwad goes on a hunger strike "For the Shorties" due to the subliminal messages in Sir Loin's new album. However, he doesn't stop there, ravaging all the food in the house for Sir Loin's "Hunger Drive". Something seems strangely familiar.
Aug. 31, 2003, midnight
S2E8 - Super Squatter
When Shake forgets (or decides not) to pay all the bills, all the utilities and accessories get cut off. Instead of paying the bills himself, Frylock decides to teach Shake a lesson and leaves the house with any type of utility. Shake simply takes refuge in Carl's house.
Sept. 7, 2003, midnight
S2E9 - The Meat Zone
Somehow, Meatwad develops an amazing ability to see the future upon touching someone. Shake decides to exploit him for loads of money while Frylock is out to prove its all fake.
Sept. 14, 2003, midnight
S2E10 - Super Trivia
Sick of losing every week at team trivia to his arch enemy, Wayne the Brain, Frylock decides to up his game. He subjects Shake and Meatwad to his special kind of tutoring and drag Carl along for the ride.
Sept. 21, 2003, midnight
S2E11 - Universal Remonster
Emory and Oglethorpe pay the Aqua Teens another visit, only this time they decide to steal their cable using the Fargate, and control what they're watching using the Universal Remonster.
Sept. 28, 2003, midnight
S2E12 - Total Re-Carl
Frylock's new invention inadvertently destroys Carl's body leaving only an infuriated head. Frylock decides to rebuild Carl's body by any means necessary which includes grave robbing and robot building.
Oct. 5, 2003, midnight
S2E13 - Revenge of the Trees
With a huge vat of oil left over from his Labor Day feast, Shake creates a foul environment in the Aqua Teen's front lawn. With the help of Carl, the two dump the oil in the woods, but pay a hefty price in return.
Oct. 12, 2003, midnight
S2E14 - Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary
Shake puts together a metal version of the "Birthday Song" hoping to cash in on the royalties. But, when Zakk Wylde come looking for his cut of the money, things go all wrong for Shake.
Oct. 19, 2003, midnight
S2E15 - The Shaving
It's Halloween at the Aqua Teen headquarters and a monster comes down from the attic...to get his mail. Much to his chagrin, the monster is unable to scare anyone - until he reveals a gruesome secret.
Oct. 26, 2003, midnight
S2E16 - Broodwich
Shake uncovers a delicious, demoniacally possessed submarine sandwich in his front yard. A voice tells him if he eats the whole thing, he will be killed. Shake must battle the Last Temptation of the Broodwich or lose his life.
Nov. 2, 2003, midnight
S2E17 - Kidney Car
With his prized car destroyed, Carl is left with no choice but to donate it to the Kidney Foundation. In a bad twist of fate, the Kidney Foundation donates the car to Meatwad.
Nov. 16, 2003, midnight
S2E18 - The Cubing
The Wisdom Cube claims to hold all the known knowledge in the universe, but it seems he only possesses a knack for tiresome anecdotes. Frylock has his doubts if this is all for real.
Nov. 23, 2003, midnight
S2E19 - Frat Aliens
DP and Skeeter, fraternity brothers from outer space, get lost along the way back home and crash on earth. They quickly become unwanted and Skeeter pulls out but leaves DP behind to be handled by the Aqua Teens.
Nov. 30, 2003, midnight
S2E20 - The Clowning
Carl gets a new head of hair and doesn't wait to show it off to the Aqua Teens. However, when the hair begins to make Carl act strangely, Frylock fears the worst. Carl's been clowned!
Dec. 7, 2003, midnight
S2E21 - The Dressing
While sitting down to eat their Thanksgiving dinner one week after Thanksgiving, the Aqua Teens are interrupted by a robotic turkey who is determined to save their turkey and take it back in time in the time rift.
Dec. 14, 2003, midnight
S2E22 - The
After Shake's antics finally push him too far, Frylock leaves the Aqua Teen's house. Without Frylock around to hold him back, Shake lays waste to the house and tortures Meatwad as he never has before. Carl soon feels the effects of not having Frylock around.
Dec. 21, 2003, midnight
S2E23 - The Cloning
After breaking one too many TVs, we learn that Frylock has been cloning them the entire time. The newest TV seems a bit off, and they find a new use for the cloning machine.
Dec. 31, 2003, midnight
S2E24 - The Last One
Several of the Aqua Teens' enemies gather on the moon to plot their next move. After a long while, things don't seem to progress and all that has been managed are the deaths of half the members.
Dec. 31, 2003, midnight