Chuck Lorre
Director
Two and a Half Men (2003)
Season 5
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
Released Sept. 22, 2003
Episode 21 min
14+
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Watch Providers: Peacock Premium, Peacock Premium Plus, Philo, YouTube TV
Production Companies: Warner Bros. Television, Chuck Lorre Productions, The Tannenbaum Company
Network: CBS
Country: United States
Languages:
English
8.1
S5E1 - Large Birds, Spiders, and Mom
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
Sept. 24, 2007, midnight
6.5
S5E2 - Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
Oct. 1, 2007, midnight
7.6
S5E3 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie’s ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
Oct. 8, 2007, midnight
7.6
S5E4 - City of Great Racks
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Oct. 15, 2007, midnight
7.5
S5E5 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Oct. 22, 2007, midnight
7.2
S5E6 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
Oct. 29, 2007, midnight
7.3
S5E7 - Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Nov. 5, 2007, midnight
7.8
S5E8 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Nov. 12, 2007, midnight
7.7
S5E9 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
Nov. 19, 2007, midnight
7.5
S5E10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
Nov. 26, 2007, midnight
7.7
S5E11 - Meander to Your Dander
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
March 17, 2008, midnight
7.5
S5E12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
March 24, 2008, midnight
7.3
S5E13 - The Soil Is Moist
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
March 31, 2008, midnight
7.2
S5E14 - Winky-Dink Time
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
April 14, 2008, midnight
7.5
S5E15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
April 21, 2008, midnight
7.5
S5E16 - Look At Me Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
April 28, 2008, midnight
7.0
S5E17 - Fish in a Drawer
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
May 5, 2008, midnight
7.1
S5E18 - If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
May 12, 2008, midnight
7.4
S5E19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.
May 19, 2008, midnight
Network: CBS
Episode Runtime: 21 min.
Season Runtime: 5543 min.
Released: Sept. 22, 2003
Last Air Date: Feb. 19, 2015, midnight
Status: Ended
Certification: TV-14
Common sense age: 14+
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