Tyler Perry
Director
Tyler Perry's House of Payne (2007)
Season 1
The show revolved around a multi-generational family living under one roof in Atlanta led by patriarch Curtis Payne and his wife Ella.
Released June 6, 2007
Episode 27 min
11+
Keywords: imdb.african-american-family, imdb.laugh-track, imdb.african-american-protagonist, imdb.character-name-in-title, imdb.sitcom, imdb.family-relationships, imdb.african-american + 2 more, imdb.sitcom-comedy, imdb.black-family
Watch Providers: The Roku Channel, fuboTV, Bet+ Amazon Channel, Spectrum On Demand, BET+ Apple TV channel + 2 more, Philo, YouTube TV
Production Companies: Tyler Perry Studios, Debmar-Mercury
Network: BET
Country: United States
Languages:
English
S1E1 - Bully and the Beast
Malik is confronted by a school bully, and Curtis has to handle the situation. What he can't handle is the bully's mother.
June 6, 2007, midnight
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S1E2 - I Can Cry If I Want To
C.J. moves in with Curtis and Ella after his house burns down. Meanwhile, the family plans a surprise 50th birthday party for Curtis.
June 6, 2007, midnight
S1E3 - More Than Meets the Eye
C.J. becomes suspicious of Janine, while Jazmine misses her toys and friends.
June 13, 2007, midnight
S1E4 - Busted
Janine's drug abuse is recognized, while Calvin tries to sell fake designer wear.
June 13, 2007, midnight
S1E5 - Lost and Found
C.J. looks for Janine, while Curtis enrolls in an anger management course.
June 20, 2007, midnight
S1E6 - Down and Outted
Curtis thinks Malik is gay after seeing him wear a tutu. Meanwhile, Curtis offers some of his and Ella's retirement money to C.J. in order to jump start him and the kids moving out.
June 20, 2007, midnight
S1E7 - No Money, Mo’ Problems
C.J. accepts Curtis and Ella's money offer, but when he uses the money to put Janine in rehab she checks herself out, causing C.J. to lose the money and find a way to break the news to Curtis. Meanwhile, Calvin shows off Curtis and Ella's house as his own to impress a girl.
June 27, 2007, midnight
S1E8 - Just Say No
A school assembly about "Say No To Drugs" upsets Jazmine, because of Janine's drug problems. Meanwhile, the firefighters protest after Curtis refuses to replace the broken television at the firehouse.
June 27, 2007, midnight
S1E9 - Surprise, Surprise
Janine's parents show up looking for her. Claretha believes she knows Janine's father.
July 4, 2007, midnight
S1E10 - Father Knows Best
Janine's parents return and want custody of the kids. The firefighters "misplace" the fire truck.
July 4, 2007, midnight
S1E11 - I Keep Coming Up Short
Curtis has impotency issues. Meanwhile, C.J. tries to work out his debt.
July 11, 2007, midnight
S1E12 - The Buck Stops Here
The firefighters do a pinup calendar as a fundraiser and are surprised when a new firefighter assigned to the house is a woman named Angel. Meanwhile, Jazmine sells candy for her school.
July 11, 2007, midnight
S1E13 - Wax On, Wax Off
Malik's going through puberty and the women in the house are clueless. Meanwhile, a failing inspection at the firehouse is Curtis's fault.
July 18, 2007, midnight
S1E14 - Head of the Class
Jazmine, despite being in the 3rd grade, runs for president of the school. She enlists the entire family into helping her with election with Uncle Curtis as her debate opponent.
July 18, 2007, midnight
S1E15 - Paternity and Fraternity: Part 1
An old high school flame of C.J.'s comes back in his life with a claim that is bound to rock his world. Meanwhile, Malik's hanging around a bad group of kids and gets into trouble.
July 25, 2007, midnight
S1E16 - Paternity and Fraternity: Part 2
The possibility that CJ might be the father of another child continues to be a family issue. Meanwhile, Malik continues to keep company with sketchy kids.
July 25, 2007, midnight
S1E17 - Cracking Under Pressure
Janine and her associates from the crack-house break in and steal from the Payne's house. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon.
Aug. 1, 2007, midnight
S1E18 - Club PCP
Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida.
Aug. 1, 2007, midnight
S1E19 - Sadly Mistaken
Janine's associate, Beverly, steals Ella's identity, causing Ella to be briefly jailed for check kiting. Afterward, Ella feels compelled to confront Janine at the crack house. Meanwhile, Calvin crams for mid-terms.
Aug. 8, 2007, midnight
S1E20 - And Justice for All
Malik and Kevin meet someone on the Internet, who turns out to be a man. Meanwhile, Curtis and Claretha have jury duty together.
Aug. 8, 2007, midnight
S1E21 - I Got the Hook Up
Everyone tries to hook C.J. up on a date. Meanwhile, a woman who's HIV-positive volunteers at the Help Center.
Aug. 15, 2007, midnight
S1E22 - Absolutely Positive
Curtis gets a colonoscopy and thinks he's dying. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a date with Karen, the woman who's HIV-positive.
Aug. 15, 2007, midnight
S1E23 - The Perfect Storm
The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.
Aug. 22, 2007, midnight
S1E24 - Teacher's Pet
After Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school, her assistant principal comes to the Payne household to investigate. When Malik finds out that Jazmine did abscond with the hamster, they keep it a secret, and it becomes a problem, and the mayhem becomes the order of the day.
Aug. 22, 2007, midnight
S1E25 - Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 1
Brown burns down his house and imposes himself on the Paynes. And Calvin's new girlfriend offers him an investment opportunity.
Aug. 29, 2007, midnight
S1E26 - Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 2
Tension escalates between Curtis and Mr. Brown, a Payne houseguest in the wake of his home fire. Meanwhile, Malik gets a tattoo and comes to regret that decision.
Sept. 5, 2007, midnight
S1E27 - Weeping May Endure for a Night
Mr. Brown, Cora and Will come by the Paynes after Pop Brown's funeral. Brown is upset because Pop Brown left him his run down house which makes Brown thinks his Daddy really hates him. After going on another bad date, Calvin starts a website called "She's A Whack" dot com only for it to backfire on him.
Sept. 12, 2007, midnight
S1E28 - The Big Test
C.J. has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Meanwhile, Jazmine cheats on a test.
Sept. 19, 2007, midnight
S1E29 - Balancing Act
C.J. tries to find time for Nicole without neglecting the children. Meanwhile, Jazmine hopes a new look will attract the attention of Malik's friend.
Sept. 26, 2007, midnight
S1E30 - Why Can't We Be Friends
Jazmine's friend, Tiffany, convinces Jazmine that C.J. is going to marry Nicole and move to San Francisco with Nicole just like her Dad did when he remarried. Jazmine and Tiffany devise a plan to break up C.J. and Nicole. Meanwhile, Curtis and Malik clean out the attic and bond.
Oct. 3, 2007, midnight
S1E31 - Dog Day Afternoon
While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robber.
Oct. 10, 2007, midnight
S1E32 - New Beginnings
When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, C.J. attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine asks Ella to get her into a rehab.
Oct. 17, 2007, midnight
S1E33 - Heavy Petting
When an old friend of C.J.'s turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes C.J. and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime, the Payne children push to get a pooch.
Oct. 24, 2007, midnight
S1E34 - The Fast and the Furious
Curtis must take an online driving course after he gets a speeding ticket. Meanwhile, Claretha and Ella clash over playing the lottery.
Oct. 31, 2007, midnight
S1E35 - Gone in 60 Seconds
Curtis surprises the family with a new motorcycle, but his new bike causes more trouble than any one family could ever imagine. Malik's new friend from New York convinces him to steal Curtis' motorcycle, leaving Curtis no choice but to press charges, causing Ella to kick him out of the house. (Part one of three.)
Nov. 7, 2007, midnight
S1E36 - Lost Without U
C.J. and Nicole's relationship is seriously tested when Nicole's jealousy gets out of hand, but that's the least of C.J.'s problems. Curtis filled charges against Malik, who faces time in prison for stealing and wrecking Curtis' motorcycle. Meanwhile, the firehouse crew must find a way to get Curtis back into the house that Ella kicked him out of before they go insane.
Nov. 14, 2007, midnight
S1E37 - I Rest My Case
Malik and Tracie's nephew Kyle go to court to be sentenced for stealing Curtis' motorcycle.
Nov. 21, 2007, midnight
S1E38 - A House is Not a Home
C.J. thinks they he may have found the perfect new apartment for he and the kids, but he soon learns that his dream home is too good to be true. Curtis is ecstatic that C.J. and the kids are finally getting out of his house. Meanwhile, Ella has had enough of Janine once she learns that she has been taking advantage of her.
Nov. 28, 2007, midnight
S1E39 - Home Alone
Just as C.J. and the kids adjust to their new surroundings, an unexpected break in changes everything. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella are thrilled to have their home all to themselves again.
Dec. 5, 2007, midnight
S1E40 - The Wench Who Saved Christmas
Christmas has arrived and everyone is excited...except for Curtis. When he learns that Ella decided to cancel their holiday vacation to help celebrate C.J. and the kids spending Christmas without Janine, Curtis throws a Scrooge-like tantrum. He returns to reality after being in a dream state where Madea haunts him into realizing the true meaning of the holiday season.
Dec. 12, 2007, midnight
S1E41 - Trial by Fire: Part 1
When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to prove to himself what he can do in a perilous situation. An uncalculated move results in Calvin rushing to safety and C.J. remaining trapped inside underneath the rumble.
Dec. 19, 2007, midnight
S1E42 - Trial by Fire: Part 2
When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to prove to himself what he can do in a perilous situation. An uncalculated move results in Calvin rushing to safety and C.J. remaining trapped inside underneath the rumble.
Dec. 26, 2007, midnight
S1E43 - Trial by Fire: Part 3
As C.J. fights for his life, he regains consciousness while awaiting the help from the other firefighters.
Jan. 2, 2008, midnight
S1E44 - Reality Check
The firehouse becomes the subject of a new reality series about firefighters, but the producer of the show tampers with everyone's interviews by showing them in a not-so perfect image. Meanwhile, C.J. and Ella are at odds when Ella decides to takes the children to see their mother without C.J.'s consent.
Jan. 9, 2008, midnight
S1E45 - Piece of Mind
The family visits a therapist and after a group session degenerates into a shouting match, the therapist sees them in individual sessions.
Jan. 16, 2008, midnight
S1E46 - There's No Place Like Home
Janine comes to Ella after getting out of rehab and she moves into the house causing the rest of family to become upset. Curtis fails the fireman physical but is in denial about eating better or exercising.
Jan. 23, 2008, midnight
S1E47 - Mommie Dearest
C.J. is at odds with the family as they continue to allow Janine to live with them. The Payne family ties are once again tested when Malik becomes embarrassed by Janine's arrival as he wants to avoid being taunted by his classmates because of his troubled mother.
Jan. 30, 2008, midnight
S1E48 - You Big Dummy
Janine and C.J. are at odds when she takes the children out to an amusement park without C.J.'s consent. But the drama ensues when C.J. discovers that Calvin has been dating Tracie behind his back. Meanwhile, Curtis guides the firehouse into a mandatory CPR certification.
Feb. 6, 2008, midnight
S1E49 - It's a Boy
Tracie gets frustrated when Calvin won't stop playing video games with Malik and Kyle.Tracie tells him that if he wants to be with her, he has to be more mature.
Feb. 13, 2008, midnight
S1E50 - No Payne, No Gain
Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.
Feb. 20, 2008, midnight
S1E51 - Devil in a Blue Suit
Devil in a Blue Suit Janine acts strangely, leading her family to think she is using drugs again. With Blue back in her life, the family must find a way to fix Janine's past. Meanwhile, Malik gets a paper route to pay for sneakers.
Feb. 27, 2008, midnight
S1E52 - Bad Influence
Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug.
March 5, 2008, midnight
S1E53 - Play on Playa
Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.
March 12, 2008, midnight
S1E54 - It's Getting Hot in Here
C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.
March 19, 2008, midnight
S1E55 - Don't Get It Twisted
The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.
March 26, 2008, midnight
Network: BET
Episode Runtime: 27 min.
Season Runtime: 11240 min.
Released: June 6, 2007
Last Air Date: Dec. 17, 2025, midnight
Next Air Date: Jan. 7, 2026, midnight
Status: Returning Series
Certification: TV-PG
Common sense age: 11+
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