Feb. 5, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E1 - Angry Ginger Kid
Daniel and his staff do various sports challenges; Daniel sends a suggestive picture to a stranger; Michael, a kid who gets picked on for being a redhead, gets a Web redemption.
Feb. 12, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E2 - Black Superhero
Daniel celebrates Valentine's Day by letting viewers vent about how much they hate their significant other; the world's only black superhero gets a Web redemption.
Feb. 19, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E3 - The Oscars Spoiler Alerts
Daniel gets bedroom workout tips; Daniel does a spoiler alert for all of the Academy Awards Best Picture nominees.
Feb. 26, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E4 - Courtroom Cock Guy
Daniel starts a focus group to address racism. Also: a legendary comedian's Web Redemption.
March 5, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E5 - The Ventriloquist
Daniel refuses to make a Harlem Shake video; Candice, the ventriloquist who walked off stage, gets a Web redemption.
March 12, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E6 - Fat Bottle Ninja
Daniel learns how to relax; why going on vacation with your girlfriend is a terrible idea; Brian, the fat ninja, gets a Web redemption.
March 19, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E7 - The Illusion
Daniel explains why imitation is the stupidest form of flattery; The Illusion gets a web redemption.
March 26, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E8 - LP Theories
Daniel debuts his extremely feminine fragrance; spends some quality time with his favorite comedian named after a root vegetable; some insensitive college girls get a Web redemption.
April 2, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E9 - Big "Everything"
Daniel introduces the wacky neighbor to the north; Daniel fixes everything that's wrong with America; a model with a big heart (and a big everything else) gets a Web redemption.
April 9, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E10 - BK Chicken Fries
Daniel finds out which of his privates are flammable and gives away free stuff, plus a passionate man with a childish palate gets a web redemption.
April 16, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E11 - Hey Baby Girl
Daniel helps Bill Gates make a product that people enjoy using; Georgia gets up to speed on civil rights; a shirtless boy gets a Web redemption.
April 23, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E12 - Too-Hot Woman
Daniel puts the sex back in sexual harassment; Daniel tries to make people more paranoid about staying in hotels; a tribute to trees in time for Arbor Day and 420; a woman who was fired for being too hot gets a Web redemption.
April 30, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E13 - Pussy Power
Daniel talks with a child who is covered in hickeys; Daniel sends a lot of money to a stranger on the Internet; Daniel does a CeWEBrity Profile.
May 7, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E14 - Psychotic Performer Tonetta
Daniel gets invited to the prom; a spoiler alert for summer movies; the prolific and psychotic performer, Tonetta, gets a Web redemption.
May 14, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E15 - Nerf Dunker
Daniel desensitizes his African successor; Daniel contemplates suicide; the world's greatest Nerf dunker gets a Web redemption.
Sept. 3, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E16 - Furries Kid
Daniel reveals his boldest wardrobe choice yet; an animal rescue from a kill shelter; dirty prancing.
Sept. 10, 2013, midnight 7.0
S5E17 - USA Chant Fail
Daniel discusses the most embarrassing thing to happen in New York since the Jets drafted "The Sanchize"; Daniel fixes everything that's wrong with America's youth.
Sept. 17, 2013, midnight 6.0
S5E18 - Lohanthony (CeWEBrity Profile)
Daniel meets a princess; and shows off an item that comes back after it's thrown. Also: Internet sensation Lohanthony gets a Web Redemption.
Sept. 24, 2013, midnight 7.0
S5E19 - A DJ Web Redemption
Daniel plays an uncomfortable game of "Is It Racist?"; raising a daughter; a DJ gets a web redemption.
Oct. 1, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E20 - Carnival Life Savings
Daniel shows us why gravy should be the official beverage of autumn, and a guy who traded his life savings for a banana with dreadlocks gets a web redemption.
Oct. 8, 2013, midnight 6.0
S5E21 - Force Field Master
Daniel examines the crappiest school in America, and a guy who can create force fields gets a web redemption.
Oct. 15, 2013, midnight 7.0
S5E22 - Competitive Sushi Eater
Daniel chews the fat with a competitive eater, takes an empowering look at female musicians, and learns about the facts of life.
Oct. 22, 2013, midnight 6.0
S5E23 - Redemption Reunion Spectacular: Where Are They Now?
Daniel checks in with some of his favorite web redemption alums, shows his early commercial work, and finds out what young boys do when they're alone.
Oct. 29, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E24 - Headbanger Workout
Daniel shows us that nothing good can happen when you mix alcohol and electricity, and the show has its sexiest web redemption ever.
Nov. 5, 2013, midnight 7.0
S5E25 - How to Teach Kid
Daniel endorses the first female presidential candidate; Yelp reviewers tell Comedy Central what they're doing wrong; a pothead pupil gets a Web redemption.
Nov. 12, 2013, midnight 7.0
S5E26 - Security Officer Jay
Daniel is excited for "Movember," and gets the urge to purge; a security guard gets a web redemption.
Nov. 19, 2013, midnight 0.0
S5E27 - Happy Birthday Katie
Daniel helps a nice guy overcome the 'just a friend' complex, ticks off the rich folk on Instagram, and unveils the results of his AIDS test.
Nov. 26, 2013, midnight 6.0
S5E28 - Bad Impressions
Daniel makes Thanksgiving unforgettable; shares in his Tosh Empire; bad impressionist gets Web redemption.
Dec. 3, 2013, midnight 8.0
S5E29 - Ostomy Bag Girl
Daniel invents some games that will give Parker Brothers a run for their money, shows you a Christmas card that is guaranteed to ruin Christmas.
Dec. 10, 2013, midnight 6.0
S5E30 - Season 5 Web Reflection
Daniel's picks for most interesting weirdoes of the year and opens Christmas cards from fans.
