Dec. 1, 2011, midnight 0.0
S3E1 - Raise Your Hand
I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.
Dec. 8, 2011, midnight 0.0
S3E2 - Magazines
Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.
Dec. 15, 2011, midnight 0.0
S3E3 - Jetlag
Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.
Dec. 22, 2011, midnight 0.0
S3E4 - Santa
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.
Jan. 6, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E5 - Presentation 4
War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.
Jan. 12, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E6 - Jewish Looking Girl
She’s a rock star of David.
Jan. 19, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E7 - Layers
It’s freezing cold under all these layers.
Jan. 26, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E8 - Call My Phone
Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.
Feb. 2, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E9 - Trenta
Start the morning with a gallon of joe.
Feb. 9, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E10 - Evil Dragon
It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.
Feb. 17, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E11 - Police
I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.
Feb. 23, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E12 - Mug Shot
Is this the duckface of a criminal?
March 8, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E13 - Jail
Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.
March 15, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E14 - Dishwasher
Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.
March 22, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E15 - Pillow Talk
Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.
April 1, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E16 - Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
April 5, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E17 - Sleeping in Class
Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.
April 12, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E18 - Professor’s Presentation
Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.
April 19, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E19 - Slumber Party
First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.
April 26, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E20 - Pills
Take once per day with a picture of food.
May 3, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E21 - Comet
Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.
May 10, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E22 - Draw Something
Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.
May 24, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E23 - The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)
When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.
May 31, 2012, midnight 0.0
S3E24 - Summer House
Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.
