S3E1 - Secret Girl Language (with Ashley Benson)
It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.
Sept. 1, 2011, midnight
S3E2 - Wayne Gretzky’s Trick Shots!!
Go ahead. Try this at home.
Sept. 12, 2011, midnight
S3E3 - Steve Jobs’ Substitute (with Christopher McDonald)
It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.
Sept. 21, 2011, midnight
S3E4 - Photoshop’s New Hover Hand Tool
Retouching what you couldn’t touch.
Sept. 27, 2011, midnight
S3E5 - We Are the 1%
Minorities have it rough in this country.
Oct. 24, 2011, midnight
S3E6 - Transformers in 1-D
Also playing in zero-D.
Dec. 15, 2011, midnight
S3E7 - In the Unlikely Event…
They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.
Nov. 10, 2011, midnight
S3E8 - The Ultimate Internet Love Song
You meme the world to me.
April 5, 2011, midnight
S3E9 - The Twelve Beards of Christmas
The beard makes the man.
Dec. 19, 2011, midnight
S3E10 - Honest Holiday Card Song
Sing a song of sadness.
Dec. 21, 2011, midnight
S3E11 - The Meatball Sub 4S
For all of you Steve Slobs out there.
Oct. 17, 2011, midnight
S3E12 - The Student Film Awards
The only real losers are the audience.
Feb. 22, 2012, midnight
S3E13 - Obama’s Young Adult Novel Plan
Can Twilight save America?
Feb. 20, 2012, midnight
S3E14 - The Clown Vote
Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.
March 5, 2012, midnight
S3E15 - My So-Called Homeland
Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.
March 14, 2012, midnight
S3E16 - The Hunger Games Game
The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.
March 20, 2012, midnight
S3E17 - Skyrim Hoarders
The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.
March 28, 2012, midnight
S3E18 - Very Maggie Smith: Sex and Sexuality
Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.
April 1, 2012, midnight
S3E19 - Big Dick Birth Defect
The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.
April 2, 2012, midnight
S3E20 - In Your Head Yoga
Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?
Oct. 31, 2011, midnight
S3E21 - The Last Supper at a Chain Restaurant
Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.
April 4, 2012, midnight
S3E22 - Sex Talk
Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.
Dec. 1, 2011, midnight
S3E23 - Fantasy Football
There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.
April 5, 2012, midnight
S3E24 - Starbucks CEO Revenge
Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.
Dec. 20, 2011, midnight
S3E25 - Wild American Eagle Models
Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.
April 11, 2012, midnight
S3E26 - Grad School Scam
The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.
Jan. 24, 2012, midnight
S3E27 - Wish I Had a Portal Gun
Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.
Sept. 20, 2011, midnight
S3E28 - Facebook IPO Day
More money, more privacy problems.
Feb. 9, 2012, midnight
S3E29 - Picking Up Women with Ryan Gosling
When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.
March 1, 2012, midnight
S3E30 - Cat vs. Dog: Dog Wins
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!
S3E31 - Cat vs. Dog: Cat Wins
It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!