Jan. 2, 2014, midnight 0.0
S4E1 - The Wolf of Wall Street and 2013 Re-cap
As with previous years, Mike and Jay close out 2013 by seeing an actual good movie by a well-regarded director. This year it’s Martin Scorsese’s crime epic The Wolf of Wall Street. Meanwhile, Mr. Plinkett eats 37 double bacon cheeseburgers to get free health care.
Jan. 20, 2014, midnight 0.0
S4E2 - The Legend of Hercules and Her
Fuck you! It’s January! Mike and Jay celebrate cinema’s greatest month by seeing The Legend of Hercules and then try to make up for that by seeing Spike Jonze’s latest film Her.
Feb. 13, 2014, midnight 0.0
S4E3 - Robocop
Mike and Jay are joined by a real life Milwaukee police officer to talk about all things Robocop. Bonds are formed, emotional wounds are mended, and everyone learns to love themselves, and each other.
Feb. 19, 2014, midnight 0.0
S4E4 - Robocop 2014
Joined by their new police officer friend, Mike and Jay check out the remake/reboot/rehash Robocop.
March 29, 2014, midnight 0.0
S4E5 - Cheap Thrills and The Grand Budapest Hotel
After a failed Weekend at Bernie’s homage, Jay and Mike discuss two non-Hollywood films in an attempt to regain their sanity.
April 9, 2014, midnight 0.0
S4E6 - Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Mike and Jay see the latest Marvel blockbuster, Captain America: The Winter Soldier and are then challenged by Mr. Plinkett to remember the plots of this endless onslaught of superhero movies.
May 7, 2014, midnight 0.0
S4E7 - Transcendence and The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Mike, Jay, and their new friend Rich Evans check out the most critically praised movie of the year, Transcendence, as well as the obligatory sequel to The Amazing Spider-Man.
May 23, 2014, midnight 0.0
S4E8 - Godzilla (1998) and Godzilla (2014)
Jay and Mike see the new Godzilla movie whilst Richard Evans is forced against his will to watch the 1998 Godzilla movie. Rich Evans wishes he was dead.
June 6, 2014, midnight 0.0
S4E9 - X-Men: Days of Future Past and A Million Ways to Die in the West
Even though Jay and Mike have never been to college or read a book, they are on Spring Break!
July 12, 2014, midnight 0.0
S4E10 - Deliver Us from Evil, Edge of Tomorrow, and Transformers 4
After landing a new client, Mike and Jay waste time talking about a movie nobody cares about, a movie nobody saw, and a movie nobody likes.
July 18, 2014, midnight 6.5
S4E11 - Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
After a year, Mike and Jay return to Mr. Plinkett’s house! Once they re-introduce themselves to chairs, the two discuss Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
Aug. 4, 2014, midnight 6.5
S4E12 - Boyhood and Guardians of the Galaxy
Mike and Jay check out a recent little indie drama (Guardians of the Galaxy) and a sci fi blockbuster (Boyhood).
Aug. 15, 2014, midnight 0.0
S4E13 - Into the Storm and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Mike and Jay are joined by a construction worker named “Rich Evans” to talk about Into the Storm, a found footage rip off of Twister, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a modern day rip off of your childhood heroes.
Sept. 23, 2014, midnight 0.0
S4E14 - 2014 Movie Catch-up (part 1 of 2)
Mike and Jay discuss some of the movies that they’ve seen this year that haven’t been previously talked about on Half in the Bag.
Sept. 26, 2014, midnight 0.0
S4E15 - 2014 Movie Catch-up (part 2 of 2)
This time, it’s personal.
Oct. 10, 2014, midnight 0.0
S4E16 - Gone Girl and Annabelle
Ben Affleck’s penis.
Nov. 9, 2014, midnight 0.0
S4E17 - Interstellar
While Mr. Plinkett’s house floats across Lake Michigan, Mike and Jay attempt to wrap their brains around Christopher Nolan’s latest film: Interstellar. Mike also discusses some previous films about black holes like Event Horizon and The Black Hole.
Nov. 17, 2014, midnight 0.0
S4E18 - Nightcrawler and Birdman
Mike and Jay decide to sit out Dumb and Dumber To and see some good movies instead!
Dec. 22, 2014, midnight 6.5
S4E19 - The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Jay and Mike talk about The third and final Hobbit film…. while sitting in a house on the bottom of a lake…
