Tom Root
Director
Crossing Swords (2020)
Season 2
Goodhearted hero wannabe Patrick lands his dream job as a squire, only to learn the royal castle is a corrupt hornet’s nest of horny monarchs, crooks and charlatans. War, murder, full frontal nudity—who knew brightly colored peg people led such exciting lives?
Released June 12, 2020
Episode 23 min
16+
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Fantasy
Keywords: tmdb.stop-motion, tmdb.spoof, mdblist.hulu-original, imdb.dream, imdb.stop-motion-animation, imdb.father-son-relationship, imdb.mother-son-relationship + 11 more, imdb.medieval-times, imdb.squire, imdb.brother-brother-relationship, imdb.brother-sister-relationship, imdb.pirate-queen, imdb.robin-hood-character, imdb.clown, imdb.castle, imdb.family-relationships, imdb.mature-animation, imdb.for-grown-ups-animation
Watch Providers: Hulu
Production Companies: Stoopid Buddy Stoodios, Tom Is Awesome, Buddy Systems, Sony Pictures Television
Network: Hulu
Country: United States
Languages:
English
S2E1 - Shamrock Shakedown
Patrick finds himself on trial for betraying the kingdom, and only avoids punishment with a Hail Mary promise to the king: that he will find the legendary leprechaun gold. Patrick is thrilled when he enlists a real, honest-to-god knight to help him in his quest, until he realizes Sir Kutter is a wild card who plays by his own rules.
Dec. 10, 2021, midnight
S2E2 - Toxic Femininity
A drug epidemic at Blossom’s all-girls academy threatens to derail the king and queen’s scheme to draw attention to their newfound wealth. Patrick and Broth go undercover as female students to protect Blossom and bust the drug ring, but they find that the truth behind this mystery is even more shocking than they suspected.
Dec. 10, 2021, midnight
S2E3 - Destination: Wedding
The wedding of the year brings Merriman a chance to mend fences with King Rami IV, whose son is arranged to marry Holden the squire. But when Ruben crashes the wedding in order to win Holden back, Patrick uncovers a malevolent undercurrent to the nuptials.
Dec. 10, 2021, midnight
S2E4 - Good Vibrations
When Queen Tulip slips into a sex-toy-induced coma, King Merriman throws a beauty pageant to replace her. Patrick feels guilty because he recruited the sex toy’s inventor. While every eligible lady in town tries to win the king’s hand, Patrick desperately attempts to wake the queen before the kingdom is torn apart.
Dec. 10, 2021, midnight
S2E5 - Get Your Minchachas Out
On an island training retreat, Patrick and the squires meet the most famous knight in the kingdom, but Patrick quickly decides the knight’s lessons are superficial crap. Elsewhere on the island, Merriman and Tulip attend couples counseling that quickly turns into a struggle for their very lives.
Dec. 10, 2021, midnight
S2E6 - Tent Pitching
The circus returns to the kingdom, much to the king’s delight. Blarney is reunited with his uppity clown college classmates. Patrick, however, is concerned that Danielle’s circus origins make this an opportune time for her to strike again.
Dec. 10, 2021, midnight
S2E7 - Nothin, Usurp With U?
The kingdom adjusts to life under its new (old) king, the Old King, who is back on the throne thanks to Danielle’s machinations. Patrick is torn between loyalty to the kingdom and loyalty to his former king, Merriman. Meanwhile, Merriman tries life as a civilian and quickly finds a new career after a mushroom-fueled drug trip.
Dec. 10, 2021, midnight
S2E8 - Sad-iator
As punishment for his refusal to turn in King Merriman, Patrick finds himself sentenced to fight in the arena as a gladiator. Merriman starts to take a shine to his new life in the human resources department of a cobbler shop. But when he learns of Patrick’s fate, Merriman puts corporate life aside and attempts to reclaim his throne.
Dec. 10, 2021, midnight
S2E9 - Knight of the F**king Dead
Merriman and Tulip are back just in time for the annual Hallowtide party. Patrick is tasked with chaperoning Princess Blossom but abandons his duties to hang out with the knights. Blossom swaps places with her deceased Aunt Donna in a game of Bloody Mary.
Dec. 10, 2021, midnight
S2E10 - Hard Day’s Knight
After months of the kingdom depleting the jewel mines underground, the Mole People finally lash out at the surface-dwellers who have ruined their home. With the royal family in danger, Patrick must journey down into the darkness, where he encounters terror both real and existential; does he even want to be a knight anymore? When Patrick is double-crossed by allies, his world truly comes crashing down around him, and his life will never be the same.
Dec. 10, 2021, midnight
Network: Hulu
Episode Runtime: 23 min.
Season Runtime: 460 min.
Released: June 12, 2020
Last Air Date: Dec. 10, 2021, midnight
Status: Canceled
Certification: TV-MA
Common sense age: 16+
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