S2E1 - Why Mario is Secretly a Douchebag
Cracked After Hours returns on the wings- er...the raccoon tail of a cultural hero.
March 12, 2012, midnight
S2E2 - If You Could Have Dinner (And Sex) With Any Famous Figure
Behind every boring ice-breaker, there is a much better question waiting to be asked.
April 2, 2012, midnight
S2E3 - Why The Scariest Sci-Fi Robot Uprising Has Already Begun
ED-209? Terminators? You don't need to go to sci-fi for the most terrifyingly likely robot uprising. It's already started.
April 16, 2012, midnight
S2E4 - The 6 Most Unintentionally Creepy Sitcom Characters
When you actually connect the dots, sitcoms feature lots of creepy subplots, disappearing characters, and plenty of subtext that makes the laugh track sound pretty damn nervous ...
April 30, 2012, midnight
S2E5 - Why The Star Trek Universe is Secretly Horrifying
Think twice about your prayers each night to Q, Trekkies. There are a lot of good reasons why you'd hate living on the Enterprise.
May 14, 2012, midnight
S2E6 - 3 Popular Children's Characters Who Secretly Hate Animals
And yet, why isn't PETA calling out these monsters? We think it's because Big Gaming is paying them to look the other way.
May 29, 2012, midnight
S2E7 - 4 Creepy Hidden Truths Behind Popular Scary Stories
New episode of Cracked After Hours about why teens are afraid of cars, Brits are afraid of urban murderers and the whole world is afraid of aliens.
July 9, 2012, midnight
S2E8 - Why PIxar Movies Are All Secretly About the Apocalypse
'Toy Story' is secretly about slavery, but when you put them all together, you get an even creepier universe.
Sept. 12, 2012, midnight
S2E9 - Why Indiana Jones Secretly Sucks at His Job
Indiana Jones is awesome to watch, and terrible to be around in just about any other context. We explain why.
Sept. 24, 2012, midnight
S2E10 - The Only 8 Types of TV Shows That Get Made
Even the most groundbreaking TV shows all follow an extremely specific formula.
Oct. 15, 2012, midnight
S2E11 - 5 Reasons James Bond Might Be the Worst Spy Ever
But as the trailer for Skyfall proves, at least he can still stick a landing.
Nov. 12, 2012, midnight
S2E12 - The 4 Worst Lessons Disney Movies Taught Us as Kids
Disney teaches terrible lessons to kids all the time.
Dec. 17, 2012, midnight